Chapter 587： Delusional disorder patient 2

Although he did not get the expected protagonist, he has been struggling at the bottom of Hollywood for more than half a year, but Joseph somewhat understands that the competition in Hollywood seems to be a little bit fiercer than expected. Schwarzenegger’s party will definitely have many people attending. How can you make yourself dazzling in the crowd?

This confident little actor, with incomparable confidence and enthusiasm, consulted a lot of information about the upper class, especially from some rumors on the Internet, and got some tips on how to get ahead in a large party. Set what he thinks is the most appropriate plan.

That is, it must be distinguished, distinctive, unique, and memorable, so that it will become the center of the party, so that it can attract the attention of those big people, so that it can leave a deep impression on them.

Only in this way can they regret not having met such a talented person earlier.

Therefore, Joseph deliberately chose a set of old jeans, and borrowed the same old riding boots from a prop artist of the crew. In order to show a distinctive image, he deliberately did not take care of the long hair and thick hair for several days. The beard looks greasy and smooth.

The son of the auto mechanic drove an old Ford with black smoke and came to the luxury villa where the party was held. Before getting off the car, he took a special photo in the rearview mirror. He was extraordinary. The dressing up is extremely satisfying. What are those people in dresses and bow ties? Compared with myself, there is no special feature at all!

He was very confident and broke into the villa confidently.

Perhaps it was the effect of these self-confidence, or perhaps the company that organized the party just used him as a kitchen helper or as a messenger in the villa. Joseph almost didn't encounter any difficulties, so he entered the villa and followed the crowd to the party's banquet hall. .

then. He saw familiar faces that often appeared in newspapers, Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Cameron, Linda Hamilton, Kate Winslet. And Ryan Jenkins sitting in the corner...

My own opportunity has arrived. This is your own moment!

Joseph walked through the crowd confidently, but found that, unlike what he had imagined, the big men didn't notice him at all.

Why is it so? Shouldn't you be the central point of the banquet? Don’t you have enough personality?

Maybe you can recommend yourself in front of those people?

This idea just appeared. Joseph denied it. With his talent and destined to have a brilliant future, how could he do such a cheeky thing?

His eyes swept across the banquet hall and he noticed immediately. Everyone is so vulgar, eating and talking politely, no different from fools, no personality at all. Seeing these vulgar people, Joseph immediately thought of another good way. He went straight to the table in the center of the banquet hall and took the largest crab and lobster specially. Deliberately chose a table not far from Ryan Jenkins, and ate and drank in the way he thought he was the most individual.

Long hair, sullen beard, and ripped jeans. The most outrageous way of eating and drinking, Joseph thinks that there is no one with more personality in the banquet hall.

The fact is exactly the same. The sound of eating and drinking and the cracking of the shells of crabs and lobsters attracted people around them to watch. There is more and more situation, and he has almost become the protagonist of this small half of the banquet hall... …

Joseph felt very happy. He found that Ryan Jenkins' eyes had fallen on him not far away, with obvious surprises in his expression—in fact, surprise—that his plan had succeeded!

Handsome, superb acting, and distinctive personality. With so many advantages, he was born for the protagonist. I heard that Disney is launching several major productions at the same time. Which movie would Ryan Jenkins invite himself to play the protagonist?

Ghost Rider? No, that's just a marginal hero...

National treasure? Forget it, this movie feels so-so when I hear the name...

Correct! iron Man! I heard that Marvel Comics is preparing the movie version of this series, so I reluctantly starred in Tony Stark! Also, the producer must find an actress who is beautiful enough to play the role of Pepper, otherwise he will refuse to sign the actor contract!

He wiped his oily hands on the worn-out denim, and looked at the place where Ryan Jenkins was again. He saw an admiring smile on the corner of his mouth. He seemed to be completely moved by his extraordinary temperament. , Presumably he will come over in the next moment and actively invite himself, right?

How much should I pay for the film? Ten million dollars? No, it's too low, don't do anything for less than 20 million dollars!

By the way, there is also a division. I heard that big-name actors can be divided from the box office of the film. How much do you want? How can it be less than 20%, right? Otherwise, how can you be worthy of the identity of the future Hollywood superstar?

Forget it, I'll leave it to the agent to negotiate...

Thinking of this, Joseph squeezed his chin with his oily hands, nodded to Ryan Jenkins not far away, and said hurry up, do I have to go there myself?

At this moment, Joseph saw two men in black suits approaching here. He was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed. The other party is a big Hollywood figure, and he must have asked his subordinates to come over and invite himself... well, wait. I am well-developed, and I also need some assistants and bodyguards.

"Sir, can you come with us?" Two people stood behind him one by one, and they seemed very polite.

"That..." Joseph wanted to agree immediately, but suddenly thought that he should be arrogant in order to let the other party show more sincerity, "I'm very busy..."

The other party smiled brightly and seemed to insist on the invitation just now.

"okay then."

Joseph stroked his oily hair, stood up and followed the two black suits to the outside of the banquet hall. When he reached the door, he realized that something was wrong.

Aren’t you going to see Ryan Jenkins? How can you go out with them, what do these two people do?

"Hey……"

As soon as he walked out of the banquet hall, before he could say anything, he covered his mouth with one hand, and two arms set him up and walked towards the parking lot in front.

"Do you have an invitation letter?"

"Who brought you in?"

The two black suits were really not at all polite. They put him in the car and pressed them on the back seat. Without giving Joseph any chance to speak, they pulled out of Schwarzenegger’s villa and came to a quiet road. , The parking was thrown into the green belt on the side of the road.

Joseph held on to a palm tree, and when he regained his balance, the car had gone away amidst the sound of the motor, leaving him only with unpleasant exhaust fumes.

Settling down, Joseph couldn't help but look up at the sky. The stars are a little bit in the night. He should be the most shining one in the center. According to the model on the Internet, he should be the center of the party. Should I attract everyone's attention? Why is the result like this?

Walking back to the villa area, Joseph found his old Ford. This car was not only dilapidated, but also full of all kinds of garbage. Because the anger needed to be vented, he simply threw some of the garbage on the car. On the ground, only then drove away.

A cleaner came in time to clean up the rubbish. He found a file bag and opened it. It was a medical certificate from a hospital—Joseph Gordon, suffering from severe delusion...

In the banquet hall, Drew Barrymore approached him and sat across from Ryan.

"Who was that person just now?" She was very curious. The person who dressed like that to attend this kind of party was really amazing. "He has been watching you."

"Who knows." Ryan shook his head indifferently, "Probably it is the servant of Arnold's family."

The dress appeared here, and he didn't even understand the most basic manners. There was obviously a problem with his head. The person who notified Arnold to come over was his bodyguard.

"Have you seen my new movie?" Drew leaned back in his chair and gently rubbed his forehead, as if he had drunk a lot of alcohol. "Just the first half of the year."

""Confessions of Dangerous Thoughts"?" Ryan beckoned to the waiter, who sent two cups of soda. "The one you worked with George Clooney?"

"Yes." The baby face on the opposite side nodded.

"I heard, I haven't read it yet." Ryan recalled the relevant report he had read, "The comments seem to be pretty good."

"But the box office is not ideal." Drew sighed, "North America only got less than 20 million US dollars."

"So..."

Remember that Julia Roberts appeared on the poster of the movie, and the bad luck of the Oscar queen seems to be traditional, "Well, Drew..."

Ryan’s eyes floated over Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was not far away to entertain guests, "Have you ever thought about bringing Arnold, StalloneBruce Willis and others together. Together, shoot an action movie? Or make a series."

"This is crazy." Drew Barrymore's mouth trembled. "Ryan, have you considered their pay?"

"You can wait for a while." Ryan picked up the soda, took a sip, and continued, "Wait for them to get older, and then..."

"Let me persuade them to take the initiative to lower the pay." Drew understood what Ryan meant.

"It depends on how you operate."

Films like "The Expendables" don’t have anything commendable in terms of creativity. Ryan has no interest in this kind of high-investment and low-profit project. Let’s throw it to Drew Barrymore. With her communicative skills, say Maybe someday I can convince these action superstars and let the movie come out in advance.

Maybe it is possible to add Charlie's three angels to it for a fight between men and women?

Before it was too late, Ryan left the party. After all, he still had work to deal with during the day, and the new film also reached an agreement with the CIA. ()