Chapter 797： Damn Michael Bay

"What are you writing about?"

As soon as he walked out of the airplane terminal, Michaela pointed to a magazine that Sam was holding and asked, "Which country's writing is this?"

"I don't know." Sam shook his head. "They... they suddenly appeared in my brain."

Michaela didn't say anything, and dialed the phone of his former friend Gao Ling, "Hey, we are here, where are you? Come pick us up..."

The screen is switched. In the distant outer space, sound waves suddenly appeared and invaded human communication satellites. They easily found the locations of Sam and Michaela. At the same time, they intercepted the call between Optimus Prime and the White House envoy, and learned that the US military still has A piece of fire source fragment.

The film is still advancing in a multi-line way. Sam and Michaela meet Gao Ling, and in the auto repair shop where each other works, they catch the runner who wants to steal the debris, and then check into the Toy Story theme hotel...

This is simply a big collection of advertisements. With Sam's itinerary, the trademarks of many brands such as ct, Audi, and Disneyland changed back and forth.

"In order to sell ads, there is no lower limit!"

Professional film critic jr? Jones wrote this sentence viciously in the record book, and this episode has the urge to leave.

He looked around and found that the audience was not in a play.

This group of idiots with no artistic vision! He snorted disdainfully.

There are indeed a lot of advertisements, but Irene doesn’t find it boring, because most of the time, Michaela and the Asian actor are showing off their coquettish style and figure, frankly speaking, Alexandra Ambo, a lingerie model. Luo Xiu can really easily provoke moving hormones.

Although the Asian actress does not meet his aesthetic standards, she is also unique.

"Wow~"

He suddenly opened his mouth slightly because he saw the robot dog.

"This is so much better than the appearance in the cartoon. What is it vomiting? It turned out to be a metal bead that can be assembled! The American soldiers are really a bunch of idiots, so the Decepticons stole the pieces!"

Due to the quiet movie-watching atmosphere around, Irun just thought while watching. Without saying anything, he widened his eyes and watched Megatron resurrected and flew back to the ruined Cybertron to see Starscream and the weakened version of Decepticons he had cultivated that lacked energy.

Then, the Fallen King Kong appeared, and it was indeed the evil robot at the beginning of the film.

Megatron and Starscream have assembled a new army of Decepticons. Although most of them are weak versions, they are better than crowded and rusty. It seems that the two-year undersea career has been weakened a lot.

His idea was quickly confirmed.

Megatron and Starscream returned to the earth to find Sam again, and the helicopter with the deformed surfboard directly grabbed them, flew over the seemingly completed Shanghai Disneyland, and threw them into the abandoned factory.

From here, Ellen finally understood what the words that appeared in Sam’s mind were. That was the coordinates of the key to the machine built by the Fallen King Kong-the leadership module. It turned out that the Decepticons wanted to destroy the sun a long time ago. Collect energy.

A very vulgar routine is to save the world.

However, Irene was not disappointed. What could be more interesting than saving the earth and saving the universe?

bored! Rotten vulgar! Routine!

Jr? Jones wrote these in the notebook again and again, he looked around, the people were still watching attentively, and suddenly there was an urge to stand up and shout loudly-what is so good about this vulgar thing. Hurry up and exit together!

Although he had such an impulse, he still suppressed it forcibly. The actor who was just saved by Optimus Prime in the film couldn't be offended even by all the film critics. He didn't want to become Roger Albert, abandoned by the paper media and TV stations one after another, and became a retired old man without any attention.

There was a slight noise of "Prickly~". Jr Jones's pen scratched his notebook, and he yelled at Michael Bay for his unrestrained ethics and no lower limit. Could this placement advertisement be more obvious? Optimus Prime and Megatron fought a battle at the entrance of Shanghai Disneyland! He vaguely remembered that Disneyland was about to open!

Michael Bay is definitely a shame in the film industry!

This is Jones’s idea, but the audience next to them don’t think so. Fighting always requires a battlefield. In a city far away in the east, the familiar Disneyland background easily eliminates the previous sense of strangeness, and easily allows them to enter the battle. in.

"Megatron is really weak!"

Looking at the Decepticon leader who was repeatedly beaten by Optimus Prime, Iren thought, "The last Megatron was not only seriously wounded and killed, but also spent two years on the bottom of the high pressure and low temperature, even if it was fragments of the fire source. To resurrect him, his strength will definitely suffer. They are not robots, but high-level beings like human beings..."

Just thinking of this, Yilun lost all thoughts and devoted himself to the battle of the film.

What a four-horse battle!

Optimus Prime once again turned into a damage thief, and singled out the three major Decepticons of Megatron, Starscream and Surfboard. He easily kicked Megatron, cut off the arm of the surfboard, and threw Starscream upside down. On the ground, kicked his mouth full of steel teeth.

Finally, Optimus Prime turned over and turned into a long hook, tearing the surfboard's head abruptly.

This slow motion is extremely real and full of visual impact!

"!"

In the end, Irun didn't hold back, and yelled softly, and there were intermittent voices around him.

However, the hormonal surge caused by the war in the theater has not disappeared, and the picture has dealt a huge blow to everyone!

Optimus Prime, who cared about Sam's safety, was attacked by Megatron. The fire in his chest exploded into fireballs, smashing the Disneyland signboard, and crashing to the ground.

"!"

This is the cry of Optimus Prime!

"!"

This is Sam's cry!

"!"

This is the cry of Irun!

"!"

This is the shouts of the surrounding audience!

Optimus Prime... is dead? Optimus Prime... is dead!

"!!! Michael? Bay..."

Suddenly, Irun felt that his chest was blocked by something, and his eyes were also moist. Why is Optimus Prime dying! Why let Optimus Prime die? Damn Michael Bay!

If Michael Bay is in front of him, he will grab the opponent's neck and shout these words!

"What?"

The strange voices around kept ringing, "Why? Michael Bay..."

The theater was full of voices swearing at Michael Bay, and it seemed that the explosion of Bayi had ruined the audience's life and ideals.

Irene felt that he would never have love anymore. With the death of Optimus Prime, his heart became empty. He swears that this is the last one he has watched...

what?

His energy was back on the big screen.

Sam, Michaela, and Gao Ling were brought back to the headquarters by the lair troops. Sam mentioned the leadership module Megatron mentioned, which is a key to start any machine!

Is it possible to start Optimus Prime? It must be so!

It was at this time that Ilan thought of the trailer, in which the scene of the battle between Optimus Prime and the Fallen King Kong has never appeared, which means that Optimus Prime, like Megatron, will definitely be resurrected!

What I just said doesn’t count, what I just said doesn’t count...

He muttered in his heart that if there is another one in this series, he will definitely enter the theater!

Like other Hollywood blockbusters, the White House is always stupid and likes to betray your compatriots. The Pentagon and the American soldiers are in good order. Faced with the threat of Megatron, the White House actually wants to hand over Sam, and Colonel Lenlocks let the Hornet. With the brakes and mudguards, the three of Sam escaped from the US military base.

The Fallen King Kong brought the five members of Hercules and other Decepticon forces onto the stage. As soon as it landed on the earth, it overturned the USS Washington aircraft carrier!

Big explosion! big occasion! It's really refreshing to look at!

As expected of Michael Bay! Ryan really picked the right director!

Yilun sighed again, he believed that the people around him had the same opinions.

"The narrative ability is getting worse and worse, the story is perfunctory, the characters are facialized, and there are a lot of logical loopholes!"

Holding back the disgust in my heart, jr Jones was paddling on the record book again, looking at the surrounding audience in amazement, he shook his head, his heart was full of disdain-a group of people as vulgar as Michael Bay!

In Michael Bay’s films, there will always be "vulgar and disgusting" plots in the eyes of film critics. For example, the scene of escaping in the middle is constantly sweeping the **** and buttocks of two female characters, such as the retired agent Simmons specially found by Sam. Appearing is for fun, such as the cushion umbrella that appears behind Skyfire's **** like farting, such as the loyal former Decepticon runner holding Michaela's legs...

These are in addition to the tense robot wars, which brought quite interesting jokes to the audience. From the pleasant laughter that the theater initiates from time to time, it can also be seen that the audience is buying it.

There are also the brakes and mudguards, the Autobot twins, which came out for fun.

Every actor has his own unsuitable side Ryan is not suitable for taking the funny route, especially after he became an adult, he has never acted in a real comedy, even if he added a **** clip about Sam, The audience will not buy it, but will cause dissatisfaction with his massive fans.

He played Sam with a stronger character, and he always believed that the leadership module could save Optimus Prime. He did not hesitate to pay any price for this, and he was sent by the sky fire to the desert of Egypt...

Of course, after going through hardships and dangers, he got the leadership module, even if it was a leadership module that was intact after tens of thousands of years.

As a result, several lines came together again, and Lenrocks' team took Autobots and Optimus Prime to Egypt. After being monitored by the sound wave, Megatron also took the team to Egypt.

The Autobots, Decepticons, and the U.S. Army's land, sea and air forces will begin their final battle in ancient Egypt!

Almost suffocated in the theater, Irun clenched his fist tightly, and kept chanting in his heart-revive, my Optimus Prime! (To be continued...)

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