Chapter 507 - Chapter 507: Chapter 481: The Focus is Money (1250+ monthly tickets update)

Chapter 507: Chapter 481: The Focus is Money (1250+ monthly tickets update)

Li Zhen became instantly invigorated as if he had been given a shot of adrenaline, but upon hearing Xiao Qian’s words, he couldn’t help asking.

“You’re a woman, comrade, and I couldn’t use your legs even if I wanted to!”

“Then I’ll chop off the legs of Xiao Qiang from my family and attach them to you! Would I make such a promise without some confidence? Trust me, you’re saved! Young man, you’re so lucky to have met me at a time when this field is still a blank slate in our country. You’re really lucky!”

Xiao Qian wasn’t bragging. It’s very rare for a mental illness to be so severe, and there aren’t many people who can cure it. She had accumulated experience from her past life, and coincidentally, this treatment method was developed by her teacher a few years later, creating a precedent in the country. Xiao Qian had used it a few years in advance.

Actually, the range of issues related to SSD is very broad, with symptoms manifesting differently. Patients with SSD can be seen in various specialties such as internal medicine, gynecology, pediatrics, otorhinolaryngology, and ophthalmology. In simple terms, it means that they have no identifiable problem, but they always feel unwell.

Some people feel like they have stomach or heart problems, while others feel chest discomfort and take related medications for a long time. They have no problems during physical examinations, but these are the consequences of SSD caused by obsessive attention.

Li Zhen was so lucky to have met Xiao Qian, who had great confidence in treating this condition.

“Can you really cure me? Let me stand up? I don’t ask to be able to run and jump like a normal person, as long as I can take care of myself and solve my own problems…”

His requirements were not many; he only wished not to live humbly and have a little dignity.

“Unfortunately, I can’t meet your requirements.”

After Xiao Qian finished speaking, Li Zhen lowered his head in disappointment, feeling as if he had fallen into a deep abyss.

“I knew it… I’m already like this, how can I possibly take care of myself? I’m finished, I’ll be a useless person from now on.”

“Hold on, why do you have a deadpan expression again? What I mean is, I can’t achieve that level of self-care you mentioned. After reviewing your medical records, as long as you cooperate with my treatment, not only self-care but also running and jumping won’t be a problem. At worst, you may occasionally feel numbness, but with good recovery, the issue won’t be significant. However, from now on when it rains or it’s cloudy, you’ll definitely experience waist pain. At that time, you must build a good relationship with my mother-in-law. The herbal plaster she makes is very effective. When you buy from our family, we’ll give you a 20% discount.”

Xiao Qian was amazed at herself – she was such a family-minded daughter-in-law, even though she hadn’t married into the family yet. She knew she had to help her mother-in-law attract customers. In view of her hatred for her aunt, she couldn’t give free treatment this time; instead, she had to charge a lot and make their family wealthy.

From now on, her aunt’s family would have to pay for every herbal plaster from her mother-in-law. They were not close at all, hmph!

“But how will you… treat me?”

“If you stop your sniveling, I’ll tell you. You, a big man, why do you always have tears and snot? It’s not a big deal. I can treat even complex illnesses like depression and the universally recognized most difficult neurosis! Apart from my own obsessive-compulsive disorder, I haven’t encountered any psychological issues I can’t solve. Yours is just a minor problem. If I can’t treat it, wouldn’t you be insulting my professionalism?”

It is universally acknowledged that the most difficult mental illness to treat in the world is a type of neurosis. Psychologists, if given a choice, would not want to take on these cases. In comparison, Li Zhen’s obsessive attention is like the difference between a kindergarten kid and a university student. Treating this was too easy for Xiao Qian.

In her past life, Xiao Qian particularly liked patients with this kind of illness, because what?

It seemed to be much more severe than depression or other conditions. Patients either became blind or unable to walk or live like they were afflicted with a terminal disease. Xiao Qian saw them with a lot of money and easily duped them, making lots of money in the process.

It required less effort and made more money, who wouldn’t like that?

“So you’re saying my paralysis is not caused by a physical problem, but by an obsessive…?

“Obsessive attention caused by somatoform disorders. Sometimes, people suddenly go blind or become unable to walk. When checked by a doctor, there are no apparent problems, but they still feel uncomfortable. The reason for this is the psychological factors affecting the body. There are not many people as exaggerated as you, but this disease is not rare. The prevalence is high, just that most people don’t realize it. Let me give you an example.”

When Xiao Qian talked about this disease that had allowed her to make countless money in her past life, she became extremely excited.

“Many teenagers’ vision suddenly declines. Do you think it’s because of overuse of the eyes? Parents think so and take them for glasses and so on, but the problem still persists. In fact, this is not a pathological problem, but a psychological one. Some children are very envious of those who wear glasses and want to wear others’ glasses. As a result, they become nearsighted over time. In some cases, they avoid learning by saying they can’t see clearly, even experiencing headaches and vomiting during class—oh, there are quite a few of these troublemakers, and heaven knows their parents are as annoying as your mother.”

“Why did you mention my mother again?”

“Because the psychological decline in vision is directly related to an unharmonious family atmosphere. If parents abuse their children or often engage in cold violence, the child may suddenly go blind, which is somewhat similar to your case. But the cause of your condition must not be this. I can treat you, but there is a condition.”

“Any of your requirements, I’ll agree to, as long as you let me stand up!” If they could survive, who would want to die?

“My treatment fee is very expensive.”

Ha ha, the real money has finally come! The best female psychologist for making money has been reborn for so long, after treating so many people for free. She finally was going to make some money. At this moment, Xiao Qian looked at Li Zhen as if he was a golden mountain.

Li Zhen hadn’t reacted yet when a scream came from outside, “Let go of me!”

“It’s my mom.” Li Zhen knew it immediately.

“I’ll go slaughter the fat sheep, wait for me a moment, I’ll come back to give you a definitive diagnosis after slaughtering the fat sheep.”

“What did you say?”

“Ahem, I mean, I’ll go discuss your treatment plan with your parents.” The key point was, money!!!

The aunt, who had just been knocked unconscious by Yu Minglang, woke up and came over again.

Xiao Qian opened the door and saw the disheveled aunt, full of dominance, addressing the helpless doctors and nurses.

“Go back to what you were doing, don’t stay here. No one needs to watch us handle our family’s affairs.”

“It’s you!” The aunt saw Xiao Qian and became emotionally excited as she rushed over.

Before she could touch Xiao Qian, she was grabbed by the wrist by Yu Minglang, who had hurried over.

Xiao Qian’s eyes brightened when she saw him, and she became full of energy.

An unexpected gain, not only could she slaughter the fat sheep but also meet her man. This deal was too worthwhile.