Chapter 520

Zhang Mingdi doesn't like to talk and seldom talks on weekdays. Before, the two had many times to get along alone. Each time, Zhang Bing said that Zhang Mingdi replied to him very few times. He is the kind of person who is very easy to kill chatting on the Internet.

Therefore, in order not to make the atmosphere too embarrassing, Zhang Bing specially found a lot of funny jokes from the Internet before going to the appointment to adjust the depressed atmosphere between the two people.

"Elder brother, I think you are so busy every day. The pressure should not be small. Why don't I tell you some jokes to let you release the pressure?" Zhang Bing suggested excitedly with his mouth full of oil.

Zhang Mingdi looked up and gave him a lukewarm glance.

The boy asked him 100% for something, but after talking for a long time, he always looked around, didn't say the key point, and didn't know what idea he was making.

Zhang Bing didn't say it. Of course he wouldn't be full. He had nothing to do. He said it for him and watched quietly when he said it.

"A father bought a lie detector robot, and his son went home. The father asked, how many people were there in this exam? The son answered, first. The robot slapped his son, and the son admitted that he was the last but one. The father gave his son a kick and roared. Your father and I were always the first. The robot slapped his father. At this time, my mother came to blame my father. Don't be so cruel, anyway Your own son, the robot is slapped again... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ~ "

"One day, a very rich young master was speeding on the highway and was found by a female policeman. The young master reluctantly parked his car aside and said impatiently, do you know who my father is? The female policeman replied politely, I'm sorry, sir, I can't help you. Did you try to ask your mother, ahaahaha, ahaha, have a good laugh , it's funny of you to say whether he is stupid! "

A few jokes fell down, the people who listened to the jokes didn't laugh, and the people who told the jokes leaned forward and backward, out of breath.

Zhang Bing really convinced his brother. When he heard such a funny joke, his face didn't change at all. He absolutely didn't admit that the joke he told was not funny. He can only say that his brother's funny point is really high, higher than Mount Everest!

Looking at the man sitting opposite him eating leisurely, even if he eats barbecue, his posture is surprisingly elegant, like a beautiful oil painting, painting the exquisite dining interests of the aristocrats at the end of the last century. They are also the children of Zhangjia. The gap is so big. Tut Tut, Zhang Bing can only be described as wolfing and miserable in front of his brother.

None of this matters now. What matters is——

"Brother, you laugh so high!" it's not just high, it's unattainable. It doesn't make him laugh. Zhang Bing had to sigh.

If someone told him a joke, he would have dislocated his chin. It's like him. He didn't react at all and wasted his saliva.

"Cough and cough" the man put down the half eaten barbecue, gracefully wiped his mouth with a paper towel, and said faintly: "the army has special training, but I've just received training."

There was nothing strange on his face.

"Laughing can also be trained?" Zhang Bing was incredible.

Zhang Mingdi looked at him curiously and calmly. "Your brother, I'm not going to the ordinary people's Liberation Army, but the special combat brigade. Of course, I will accept all kinds of endurance training. It's nothing. I just entered the army, and the instructor ordered me not to get up in the dung pool all night."

Compared with laughing, that's really hard.

"Soaking in the dung pool all night?!" Zhang Bing's eyes widened and couldn't believe it. "How can there be such abnormal training? It's terrible!"

"Brother, did you really soak?" Zhang Bing was curious.

Zhang Mingdi glanced at Zhang Bing, who kept looking for his glasses, nodded, "if you don't do it, you will be driven out of the special forces. Of course, I have to do it."

Zhang Bing gave his brother a thumbs up and said, "talent!" he was full of admiration. Did you have it.

He would never have done it.

Zhang Mingdi was distracted in his eyes and hooked his mouth. He didn't know what he thought and showed a smile that seemed to smile. In those years, he, a respected young master, suddenly joined the army. He was also very unfit. He trained with high-intensity demons on the ground day after day. He didn't know how many times he had the idea of leaving the army.

If it hadn't been for the bet with grandpa and met a good instructor, maybe he would have been a deserter.

"Brother, tell me about the interesting things that happened to you in the army!" the army was so hard. He was really curious about how his brother came back in those years. If he were him, he would have run as far as he could.

Zhang Mingdi glanced at him and saw that he was really curious. Since he wanted to hear so much, why not talk to him.

Zhang Bing held his chin in one hand and stared at his brother.

The training of the army is so hard that he won't join the army to find abuse. However, he is very interested in listening to the story of his brother's abuse in the army.

Speaking of his life in the army, Zhang Mingdi couldn't help but release the light of nostalgia in his eyes. He did have a hard time in the army, but now I think back, only at that time, the days were the most fulfilling.

With strict leadership, considerate instructors, and a big brother in the same boat, he trains his brothers to carry together, encourage and share with each other. He is not lonely. On the contrary, he feels more lonely at home.

The assembly order is coming. Train together. Come down in your spare time and sneak out to drink together

Happy time is always so memorable!

"... in addition to hard training, the life of the army is also very boring. Once, several good brothers and I were really bored and decided to sneak out to buy wine. There was no wine in the army and drinking was not allowed. If we were caught by the counselor, we should record a major demerit. Therefore, in order to drink wine, we went out in the dog hole in the corner in the middle of the night..."

Zhang Bing heard the exclamation of "wow". Unexpectedly, his brother, who was so cold that he didn't eat fireworks, was so funny and grounded. For a time, he was completely immersed in his brother's story and forgot his purpose of "inviting" people to dinner today.

"Afraid that drinking in the dormitory would leave a taste of wine, we squatted in the corner of the wall in the middle of the night to fight for wine. Hehe, it was November at that time. The late night in the Tibetan area was still very cold. When several brothers talked about the amount of wine, no one was satisfied. They had to win or lose one cup after another. Finally, they were all drunk and fell at the foot of the wall. If the patrolling soldiers hadn't found us in the middle of the night, they said no It's possible that we'll freeze to death that night. "

Zhang Bing was fascinated and asked, "ha, then, did your counselor remember your big mistake?"

Zhang Mingdi shook his head. "According to the discipline, we should remember that if we remember a major mistake, our career in the army will almost come to an end. The counselor saw that we were all very good seedlings of special operations. He gave us an opportunity to make up for our mistakes outside the law and let us perform a special task. After completion, we can avoid that major mistake."

It must not be easy for them to offset the big task, Zhang Bing thought.

Zhang Mingdi took a sip of ice beer on the table and slowly breathed out: "at that time, he was young and did a lot of absurd things."

Although it is absurd, it also shows that he is a living man, not a God, but a man who does not make mistakes.

This night's conversation brought the two brothers' distant hearts a little closer. In the past, although they were close brothers with the same half of their blood, their feelings have been very alienated because of the gratitude and resentment between the previous generation. If they add up for 18 years, they may not be as much as tonight.

It's a bit exaggerated, but it's true.

At 10:30, it's getting late. He has to train tomorrow. Zhang Mingdi drives his brother back to school.

In order not to be seen, he deliberately found a remote corner to put Zhang Bing out of the car, "go back and have a good rest. I have to train tomorrow."

Zhang Bing nodded vigorously, "brother, don't worry, I will try my best to get the certificate of award for excellent military training students!" his eyes were bright.

Zhang Mingdi nodded slightly, "well, remember to do what you can. When you are uncomfortable, you should rest or rest. Don't try to be brave." it's rare for Zhang Mingdi to take the initiative to tell his brother.

It seems that tonight's barbecue has greatly improved the relationship between the two brothers.

"I know, thank you for your concern! Bye ~" Zhang Bing replied happily, and then jumped away.