Chapter 81

The students were disappointed to hear that Tang Qing was just telling jokes, but it was better than nothing. They all watched Tang Qing quietly and expectantly.

Xie Wendong was a little disappointed. He hoped Tang Qing would be arrogant, rigid and resolute. Even if he came up to perform a show to watch him make a fool, he just heard from his classmates. No one in Tang Qing ever knew what his talent was, but he didn't expect Tang Qing to tell a joke. Who wouldn't.

Cunning, said Xie Wendong.

Originally Xie Wendong wanted to encourage everyone to force Tang Qing to come to a show, but he was forced back by Tang Qing's cold eyes.

He didn't expect Tang Qing's eyes to be so terrible, which made him tremble all over, just like being stared at by some wild animal, and he didn't dare to say a word.

This is because Tang Qing found that the source gas can be released due to the last event of punching through sandbags. Later, he did a good experiment. As long as he wanted, he could use any part of his body to send it out. Only to achieve the ability of breaking armour can he use it next to his body, and he can't hit cattle across the air to form lethal force.

At that time, he thought of eyes. Of course, this was not to attack with eyes, but to frighten. He found that according to his own emotions, the source gas emitted from the eyes had different effects.

For example, he is happy. The source gas from his eyes will make other people happy. The same goes for other emotions. When I saw Xie Wendong just now, he wanted to do something. He directly learned Han Leng's unique temperament and stared at Xie Wendong.

Before, he tried to stare at a vicious dog in the community with source gas. He scared the dog, who roared at everyone except the owner, to hide in the corner with his tail clamped. He didn't dare to make a sound at all.

Knowing that the effect was so good, he was not so excited at that time, and then he gave a kind look to the frightened dog. The dog begged and begged for help for a moment, but for Tang Qing's fear, the dog would break away from the iron chain and go home with him.

However, although Yuanqi can carry emotions, it can't carry information. At that time, he thought that since Yuanqi can convey happiness and anger, it can also convey other information, for example, let the dog sit down and lie down.

But the result was very disappointed. The vicious dog couldn't understand it at all. No matter how he tried it, it was useless. It also let him know that the source Qi value can only transmit emotions, which can be transmitted to the other side's deep brain, but can't transmit specific information.

The key is that there is no comment on the system of Kenda. It's not humanized at all. It's not like the system in the novel, which can also communicate with each other, strive for the welfare of the host. Some of them are very happy and funny, and even scold and laugh with the protagonist.

Think of his own system, which is a little hard to describe even the word "artificial intelligence". Tang Qingzhen doesn't know why the people who created it don't let it bring some emotion.

I can't even change my name. I don't know three times when I ask, just like I do.

No, it's my uncle.

Tang Qing has no intention of make complaints about this.

"Cough, well, let's stop the things on our hands and mouth first, so as not to spray the faces of the students around us and before and after us, which will affect the feelings and friendship between the students. If we don't talk about it and waste food, then I will be guilty.

In advance, I will not be responsible for the consequences of disobedience. Are you ready? " Tang Qing said with a big smile, sometimes it's really good to be noticed by many people.

"Haha, ready."

"Don't worry, you're not in charge. Hurry up."

"That's it, Tang Qing. Hurry up."

"Is it a joke?"

The students heard a lot of uproar. They didn't expect that Tang Qing, who doesn't show the water leakage in the mountain, is still very funny. Before, Tang Qing just talked about the topic on the blackboard. They are very serious. It's the first time that Tang Qing is so open.

"OK, let's get to the main point. Listen, this is a series of jokes, which happened in the primary school campus. The name is ------ Xiao Ming, go to school." Tang Qing said with a plain face.

When is the funniest time to tell a joke?

Of course, when the speaker is serious.

Otherwise.

When you talk about half of it, you'll laugh to death. No matter how funny you laugh, you'll get a big discount.

Students are full of expectation and doubt.

Xiaoming?

What a common name.

Why get out of here?

Did you make a mistake?

Tang Qing took a deep breath and said slowly: "in the classroom, Xiao Ming leaned his head on the table and didn't listen to the class.

The teacher came over and asked, "Xiaoming, are you sick again?"

Xiaoming said without raising his head, "yes, it's a headache."

The teacher said, "do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and you can go home and rest! "

Xiaoming said, "it's because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate, so he has a headache."

Teacher: "get out of here..."

The next moment, the whole class was in a uproar.

"Hahaha."

"I have a headache because I can't prove it... Xiaoming is so cute... Ha ha... "

"Hahahaha.. It's killing me. "

“。。。”

Tang Qing continues.

"The teacher told Xiao Ming to answer questions in class, and wanted to exercise his courage.

Xiaoming said weakly: "I... Teacher, I... I won't "

the teacher shouted, "can't you be a man?"

Xiaoming is thoughtful... Finally, Xiaoming angrily slaps the table and roars, "I can't!"

Teacher: "get out of here."

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In history class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?

Xiaoming replied: I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were before he died.

The teacher was curious and asked what he said.

Xiao Ming: the grass is poisonous.....

teacher is in a hurry: you.. Get out! -

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Xiao Ming: teacher, I want to ask you a question.

Teacher: get out!

Xiao Ming: teacher, I really just want to ask a question

teacher: nit, get out of the women's toilet!!!

。。。。。。

Teacher: Xiao Ming, get out.

Xiao Ming: why, I didn't do anything.

Teacher: because I need to ask questions!

"Ha ha..."

"Xiaoming is so cute, I'm so happy."

"Tang Qing, you are so funny. You sympathize with Xiao Ming."

"No, I should sympathize with his teacher."

"Yeah, hahaha."

"I can't see

"No, one more, one more..."

"One more, no, ten more."

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After listening to the Xiaoming series, the students almost laughed off, but they still had a little sense of meaning.

"Well, then I'll have some more. It's nothing." Tang Qing said with a smile that although he could not remember many songs in his previous life, he still remembered many funny stories, just like Xiao Ming rolling away. When he was bored and bored, it was his daily life to watch funny videos, so he remembered many stories.

In particular, the future generations never thought of, violent big event series, nothing to put, while reading while put, the future generations of many funny online dramas he will come down, put aside to listen repeatedly.

No way, life pressure, see the video solution.

"Hahaha."

"No way.".

"Tang Qing, you can go to play the skit"

"that is, it has a bright future."

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More than ten minutes later, Tang Qing told a lot of jokes and jokes, which made the students laugh badly. They dare not eat one by one to avoid choking. This is different from the jokes they usually hear. It's so novel and.... For the first time, they listened to the treacherous story.

Xie Wendong couldn't help laughing several times, but when he thought it was Tang Qing, he stopped smiling. His face was tangled, and his face was red. He saw Tang Qing... I don't have any feeling. It's cool to defeat this kind of low-level brainless opponent.

Who designed this guy.

Seeing the time is almost over, Tang Qing is ready to finish. He doesn't remember much. Many of them are talk shows and jokes. There's not much to be told as a joke. If we go on, we'll be hollowed out by these people.

"Well, students, I don't have any inventory here. In this way, let's have another brainstorm and find a classmate to cooperate." Tang Qing went on.

The students didn't say anything at all. They talked for more than ten minutes, but they also made a lot of noise in the middle. It's good to remember so many passages. Don't let Tang Qing come down again. That's embarrassing.

"Well, let me see. Thank you for coming. Remember to answer in three seconds." Tang Qing said to Xie Wendong, "when things come here, of course, Xie Wendong will come to an end. No matter what the result is, he will remain invincible.".

Xie Wendong just heard that Tang Qing called him. He didn't accept it at the beginning. You can't let me come up. You let me answer,... Design the coarseness of the line.

But we can't let it go, so Xie Wendong stood up and said to Tang Qing, "let's work out the problem."

"Then listen, you run with other people in the 100 meter race, running and running, you are more than the second, so now you are the number one?" Tang Qing said with a smile.

"I am the first... Wait, I'm second. " Xie Wendong replied in a hurry. He was kind-hearted and dangerous. At the same time, he saw Tang Qing's eyes full of pride. At this level, I want ten.

"It's all answered by Xie. OK, the second question, if you are more than the last, how many are you?" Tang Qing said with a smile, "of course, it's the last." Xie Wendong, with a natural expression, said that he was not stupid to ask the same question twice. In his opinion, Tang Qing had a pretty brain.

"Thank you, it's not bad. Then, the third question is why a pig directly bumps into a tree when it comes out of the pigsty." Tang Qing asked with a smile.

"Because he can't turn his head." Xie Wendong answered in an instant. He usually plays with his friends in the county. How can such a simple sharp turn be difficult to get him? It's simpler than that one just now.

Cut.

I haven't seen any earthly buns.

Xie Wendong despises Tang Qing in his heart.

"Thank you, classmate. You are smart. OK, everyone has a good meal and a good drink." Tang Qinggu smiled a few times and said, looking at Xie Wendong's eyes with a little banter, then turned back to his position.

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