Battle engine Owl

The 98 floor office of the president of Muhua was like a hell coming to the door in an instant, and the murderous and cold feelings were raging.

Qian Sen, who was about to leave, was startled. "Sir, you What's the matter with you? "

The battle engine owl raised his head and said in a deep voice, "what is the water army?"

Qiansen replied, "it should mean that when there is a disagreement on a matter on the Internet, the parties or some people with ulterior motives pay hundreds or thousands of unimportant people to praise or criticize it on the Internet, so as to guide the direction of public opinion. These people are called the water army. "

Warlord pondered for a moment and nodded.

"Sir, do you need to find the Navy?"

"No, just a few thousand people." War engine owl did not look at qiansen, lowered his head, and operated on his mobile phone.

After a while, qiansen's mobile phone rang. He opened it and found that it was a company chatting group of thousands of people in wechat. The boss threw a microblog screenshot into the group and directly @ all the members:

"everyone immediately logged on the microblog, copied this sentence and replied to this netizen."

All of you: --

There are also many people in Muhua group who are fishing at work. They use their trumpet to swipe their microblog to get this comment and trample on it.

Xiaoye is usually as cold as the living king of hell. He is so arrogant and arrogant that he is the God in everyone's mind. How can a God fall in love with a mortal?

The Secretary doesn't know what means she used to marry Xiaoye's stepmother. Xiaoye can't like her!

"Well, did you see the group? I think I might have to go to the ophthalmology clinic

"Is this comment from Xiaoye?"

"No way. How could Xiaoye make such a long and smelly sentence? Have you ever seen Xiao ye speak with punctuation? If Xiaoye can say such a dog licking quotation, I'll eat excrement on my handstand live

"That's true. I'm an owl brother in society. I don't have many cruel words."

Just as everyone was whispering, the war kingpin, who almost never spoke in the company group, dropped a bomb again: "what's the matter? Three minutes. Where are the people? Why hasn't my message been copied yet? "

All of you: --

Vice President: "Xiaoye, my network is not good, wait for me for another minute."

Coo: "I just dropped my cell phone from the toilet. I've picked it up. I'll send it right away!"

CFO: "I'm in arrears. I've just charged the phone bill. I'll come right away!"

In less than five minutes, there were 6733 replies below the reply of Zhan Qingxiao, which directly added a new hot search to the top.

"Is Miss Si crazy? So blatantly invite the Navy

"Brother, take a closer look, these are not trumpets! A lot of big V certification, how are they all employees of Muhua? "

"It's disgusting. Before the official announcement, these slaves began to kneel down and lick the landlady."

"The posture of kneeling and licking is ugly. I hope Lord Xiao will make a clarification and beat these dog slaves in the face!"

When Zhan Qingxiao saw this hot search, he frowned a little, opened his microblog account, and then changed his notes and authentication.

For a moment, those clamorous netizens were as quiet as chickens

"Is this man Xiaoye?"

"Official certification, there should be no mistake."

"I just called him licking the dog Will I be assassinated tonight? "

"Xiaoye is so handsome to protect his wife! My mother! The hair is bursting

"What kind of fairy love is this? My eyes were filled with tears

"Kneel down and beg Miss Si to marry Xiaoye at once!"

Seeing all the flattering remarks under the hot search, Zhan Qingxiao finally showed a satisfied smile, raised his head and said to Qian Sen, "take away all the hot search related to love."

"This Sir, you'd better not blackmail Miss yie... "

"Recruit the underworld?"

"Hot search on and off, people will be suspected of fraud."

After pondering for a moment, Zhan Qingxiao posted a microblog on his mobile phone, and then looked up at Qian Sen, "OK, OK, go."

Ten minutes later, all the hot searches related to Si yie on Weibo disappeared. Netizens were eating hot melons. They found that the hot search was gone, and they were in a daze. They climbed up to Zhan Qingxiao's Weibo and saw the Weibo that the man had sent 10 minutes ago.

There are only five words: "she likes to keep a low profile."

*

after school, she has been sitting at home writing tomorrow's English speech.

When he got home, he pushed open the door and saw that the girl was sitting in front of the desk with her head down. Her back was like a pretty poplar.

The battle engine owl came over and hugged her from behind through the chair. Jun's face was buried in her neck, "what are you doing?""Write tomorrow's speech, oh, please..."

He pushed away his sticky mouth and continued to write with his head down.

The battle engine owl pulled a chair, sat beside her and looked at what she had written, "isn't it ready already? Why rewrite it again? "

"There was an accident."

The black signature pen on Si yie's hand is constantly winding around, and the handsome English Lianti appears on the paper.

Zhan Qingxiao kisses her little face again. He doesn't disturb her any more and gets up to cook for her.

Chef Liu Zhaosen and chef Liu Yi need to learn how to cook for two hours every day.

She wrote all the time at six o'clock and finished her speech. Then she remembered that she had forgotten to cook.

It's estimated that it will take an hour to order takeout at this time.

She quickly cleared up her desk and got up to go out.

The kitchen outside has been made a mess by the war engine owl, and the garbage can is full of food lost by cooking failure. Si yie's mouth gasps and walks over quickly, "I'll do it."

If he blew up the kitchen, the landlord would have to pay her back.

"It's OK. You can sit outside for a while. You'll be fine soon."

Man's obstinacy, the Department of love is very understanding, but under, had to sit back to the table.

At this time, the mobile phone suddenly rang. It was a wechat from Zhao Xiaozhao, a classmate: "E-E, do you see the hot search?"

"Hot search?" he said

"Ah, I almost forgot that the hot search has been withdrawn. I'll send you something and you can see it quickly."

With that, Zhao Xiaozhao sent a long picture.

It's the whole event that a blogger sorted out the repo. From the beginning to the shock, and then to the end, Si yie laughs. I didn't expect that Zhan Qingxiao would fight with netizens.

Looking at the busy figure in the kitchen, she could not help sighing that this guy had become a bit human now.

Think of the previous life that paranoid indifference and incompatible with the crowd of the war engine owl, the Department of love can not help but heartache.

Presumably, at that time, he must have regarded her as a life-saving straw, right?

Otherwise, how can you pull her together and sink into hell?

"What are you looking at?"

The range hood in the kitchen stopped, and Zhan Qingxiao brought his own cooking to the table.