Chapter 70

Chapter 70

“Yi Feng, did a cockroach fly into your room?”

“Do not be afraid, do not panic, let me go and kill it!”

Gu Muxi shouted repeatedly, then turned around and left the room like a bolt of lightning.

Yi Feng tugged at the corner of his mouth, this girl still “loved” small creatures so much!

He still remembered when he was about six or seven years old, a group of children were digging in the mud in the community when suddenly a caterpillar fell from a tree, scaring the other children to tears, who then ran away.

Only Gu Muxi, curious, poked it with a stick and even picked it up to show everyone.

She said in her baby voice, “What’s there to be afraid of?”

At that time, she even brought the caterpillar home to play with, but later, wanting to test the caterpillar’s elasticity, she accidentally tore it into two pieces...

Later, she also did a number of bold deeds, including but not limited to burning cockroaches with fire, pouring boiling water on ants, and stabbing flies with needles.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

Yi Feng went to open the door, and Gu Muxi dashed into the house, “Where? Where is the cockroach?”

“I’m ready!”

She raised the slipper she was holding in her hand, which was definitely a lethal weapon against the cockroach.

“It should still be in the room, Inspector General, I’ll leave the rest to you,” Yi Feng said with a smile.

“Don’t worry, Little Feng, lead the way, let me take care of it!” Gu Muxi said proudly.

The two returned to the room and found two cockroaches motionless on the wall, seemingly not afraid of humans at all.

This was actually a characteristic of the American cockroach; they can fly and are not afraid of humans, light, and dare to move during the day.

Such pests must be eliminated by everyone.

Gu Muxi narrowed her eyes, slowly raised the slipper, and tiptoed closer.

When she was only about a meter away, she stopped, suddenly threw the slipper in her hand!

The movement was clean and swift, the slipper hit one of the cockroaches on the wall precisely like a hidden weapon!

“Snap!”

The slipper flattened it, and the cockroach’s body fell down with the slipper.

Yi Feng was stunned by this scene, dumbfounded.

Wow! That was awesome!

A human weapon!

However, the other cockroach, startled by the noise, continued to climb up the wall, shivering in the corner of the ceiling.

Gu Muxi glanced at it, her brows slightly furrowed, “This guy is pretty smart, knowing to crawl into the corner.”

“Now it won’t be easy to hit it with a slipper.”

If it misses, it might just crawl outside the window.

What to do now?

Gu Muxi rubbed her chin, thought for a moment, then suddenly turned to Yi Feng, “Little Feng, help me out.”

“Huh? Me? How can I help you?” Yi Feng pointed at himself, confused.

“I’m not tall enough, give me a lift, lift me up!” Gu Muxi rolled her eyes at him.

“Ah, this...”

Yi Feng glanced at Gu Muxi, who was wearing a loose nightgown, and those slender, fair legs under the gown were quite eye-catching.

Gulp...

Yi Feng recovered, teased, “It’s all because you’ve eaten too much again, definitely gained weight!”

Gu Muxi: “(╬ ̄皿 ̄)!!”

“Stinky Yi Feng, dare to call me fat? I think you’re asking for trouble!”

Gu Muxi grabbed his leg, then twisted it back.

“Ow!”

Yi Feng was flipped over, one leg firmly held by Gu Muxi.

“Let go, let go, murdering your husband!”

Gu Muxi’s cheeks were hot, she spat, “Psh, nonsense husband, shameless!”

But she still let go of his leg.

Stinky Yi Feng, dare to call me fat?

Am I fat?

I’m clearly normal, okay!

“Alright, deal with the corpses yourself, I’m going to sleep!” Gu Muxi waved her hand, picked up the slipper, and left.

“Hey, Gu Muxi, can’t you just take care of the corpses? Take them away!” Yi Feng got up and shouted.

Gu Muxi, with her hands behind her back, turned her head, posing like a lonely expert.

“I, the young lady, only kill, not bury!”

Saying that, she walked out of the room without looking back.

Yi Feng chuckled, this girl, really knows how to act!

Well, better clean up myself!

Yi Feng swept the cockroach corpses away with a broom, then went to wash up.

When he came out from washing up, he saw that the light in Gu Muxi’s room was already off.

Did this girl fall asleep?

Yi Feng drew the curtains, turned on the computer, ready to continue working on antivirus software.

Just as he logged onto QQ, he found Gu Muxi’s alt account online.

“Well, well, turning off the lights to sneakily play on the computer!”

“Ding ding ding—”

Tsinghua Nianhua sent a message.

Yi Feng opened it.

Tsinghua Nianhua: “Hey, Feng, let me tell you a horror story, I saw it on Tianya.”

Feng: “What?”

Tsinghua Nianhua: “Once, a scholar met a respectable woman on the road, and the scholar secretly said this woman was really fat.”

Feng: “And then?”

Tsinghua Nianhua: “he was beaten to death.”

Yi Feng: “......”

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