After solving his personal physical problems, Wei Weixuan was not in a hurry to eat breakfast. He just changed into warmer home clothes after washing up, and then sat shoulder to shoulder with Du Hang on the edge of the still warm big bed, with his elbows on the Thinking at the table.
When he woke up early in the morning, the “surprise” that Du Hang brought him again, together with the various actions that the other party showed from time to time to imitate his actions when they were getting along, were added together. After thinking about it, Wei Xuan suddenly decided to give Du Hang an extra lesson!
In his previous self, although he found that Du Hang often changed in one way or another in his life, those changes were all learned from him inadvertently, or he had recovered some memories of some normal human behaviors before the end of the world .
What Wei Xuan has to do now is to take the initiative to teach him something.
Before the winter, Wei Xuan’s life was quite busy. I will not mention the things after the winter, but before the winter, he is really like a busy little animal. He needs to make plans for the winter and collect various things for his life every day. But now, after winter, especially after heavy snowfall, he hardly needs to go out and wander around. He just stays in the community every day, or even simply stays in the room to keep warm for the winter. All consumed watching TV and playing games.
So, today, after his dear zombie boyfriend suspected to have learned new kissing skills, he decided to be a good teacher, teaching his zombie boyfriend from the basics, and strive to become an IQ, EQ, A super zombie who might be able to communicate with him normally in the future!
Wei Xuan pondered for about five minutes, then took out a large bag of seeds that was on the table and was checking before going to bed, opened the seal and poured it all out…
Picking out a black watermelon seed in the shape of a water drop, Wei Xuan pinched it between his fingers, pointed to the seed, and then pointed to the pile of mixed seeds of different shapes on the table: “Find out Same as it.”
No way, even if Wei Xuan wants to start teaching literacy, but the state of his zombie boyfriend is a bit too extraordinary at this time. He is not in the state shown by ordinary children before the end of the world. After all, Du Hang can’t even speak now. For those who can’t speak, it is a bit difficult to teach writing and literacy as soon as they come up.
So Wei Xuan suddenly remembered a movie he had watched when he was very young. It was a movie about the life and growth of imbecile children. Because Wei Xuan was too young at that time, he couldn’t remember the specific plot. But there was a plot in it that impressed him deeply. In that special school, in order to train these special children and help them improve their IQ, there was a way for them to pick beans of different colors mixed together and put them into different bowls for classification. course.
Of course, this method can also be used to exercise children’s training in color and shape.
Of course, Du Hang’s situation at this time cannot be concluded that there is any problem with his IQ, but his situation at this time can also be regarded as: he has no IQ at all… So Wei Xuan based on the idea of curing diseases without diseases and keeping fit. , decided to let him try first to see if he could distinguish the differences in the appearance of these seeds well, and help himself to classify these things by the way, otherwise… Wei Xuan really thinks this job is very troublesome.
Wei Xuan, who was actually being lazy, started his first class with a little calculation. After crushing three watermelon seeds, Du Hang finally understood what he meant. After going out to retrieve a can of Sixian Roasted Bran and a can of Stir-fried Sansi, and then stewed them before taking them out of the freezer, eating the rest of the white rice and heating them in the room, Du Hang sat on the bed obediently. On the side, start sorting those seeds on the big table.
After Wei Xuan heated up the rice, he also heated the fried three shredded rice in the jar with a microwave oven and poured it on the rice to make a rice bowl. He poured the four fresh roasted bran on the plate, and began to eat while paying attention to the situation of Du Hang’s seeds from time to time.
In fact, the situation was much more surprising than Wei Xuan expected.
Every time Wei Xuan picked a seed from the seed pile and asked Du Hang to sift it according to the appearance of the seed, he could always distinguish all the seeds with the same shape at the fastest speed.
The seeds of some of these crops are very similar in appearance, even when Wei Xuan distinguishes them by himself, he often can’t immediately recognize that they are the same kind of seeds, but they only look a little different? Or are they simply two completely different crops, but the seeds look somewhat similar?
But Du Hang was able to choose the correct one without any mistakes, and the others could be clearly screened out no matter how similar they looked.
At first, Wei Xuan was worried that Du Hang would confuse the seeds, so at first he only picked out one of them, and asked Du Hang to distinguish the ones that grew like this from all the seeds. . The selected seeds were packed separately by Wei Xuan in the plastic bags collected earlier.
But after waiting several times like this, Wei Xuan found that if he handled it this way, he might not be able to finish his breakfast in a while, so he had to pick out several different seeds and put them in different places on the table, so that Du Hang sorted out everything at once, and after he finished his meal, he sorted out the ones he had sorted out.
It was precisely because of this that he discovered Du Hang’s amazing ability to distinguish.
He piled up empty plates and canned food boxes on the corner of the table, Wei Xuan quickly got up and walked to Du Hang who was obediently waiting aside, looked around the seeds, and after confirming that there were no problems, he raised his head and praised with a smile: “Not bad, not bad, unexpectedly It’s all done!”
Seeing Wei Xuan automatically delivered to his door, Du Hang directly bent over, lowered his head, and got a kiss that tasted like fried rice.
Put all these seeds into different bags, Wei Xuan poured the remaining bags of seeds on the table, took out one of the seeds that grew differently, Du Hang divided the seeds, Wei Xuan sat While digesting by the bed, he flipped through the diaries that the two lunatics forced into him yesterday.
Although the number of diaries this time is less than last time, the contents are still as rich as before. What’s more, these two guys are reminded of the old days by paper and pens, and they will draw a few pictures in the diaries from time to time. Pen.
The difference is that when Huo Nu paints, she often draws an overall picture on a single page, while Healing Man, like the students in school before, draws all kinds of characters, pictures, big and small. It’s all drawn in the gaps between the words.
Huo Nu’s paintings are serious but naive, and one can tell at a glance that there is no basis for painting.
Although the healing man’s painting is wild, it looks very similar. It seems that he should have practiced some painting basics before the end of the world.
In addition to showing their love and family affection in daily life, these two people also mentioned the zombie of the little girl and the army of zombies she carried in this diary.
After Huo Nu was injured, she should have been affected by the injury, so after that, the content of writing and drawing became much less, but she still kept the seriousness and persistence of a daily diary.
On the contrary, the treatment man may have also been frightened by that incident, but his reaction to the fright made him suddenly become a talker. In the last few days of the diary, he would talk at length almost every day. Writing and drawing are almost more than the content of his previous twenty days.
After Wei Xuan finally finished reading these things, he frowned and closed the book, put them aside, and prepared to bring them back when he went back next time—although these things are for communication, they are still diaries after all. Although putting them in Wei Xuan’s place can relieve boredom, it’s better to let them keep them for themselves.
In particular, Wei Xuan always felt that judging from the situation of those two, the number of these notebooks would accumulate more and more in the future. No matter how big the place in his own community was, it might not be able to keep it, so it was better to leave it to them. Find a way to deal with it.
Putting aside the issue of keeping the diary, Wei Xuan once again became wary of that little girl’s zombie. What made him even more headache was that not only the little girl’s zombie incident gave him a headache, but what was even more headache-even if he could do some protection against the zombies that might appear, what he did On the contrary, it may attract the attention of survivors.
He doesn’t want other survivors to discover his existence, and he also doesn’t want the zombies to discover his existence. In this way, he has to be wary of both sides. For some people, it is really too difficult.
The more difficult one is—”…Thinking about it carefully, we may also provoke various mutant animals and encounter mutant plants. Doesn’t it mean that the world is full of danger?” The more he thought about it, the more desperate Wei Xuan couldn’t help it. Hold your head, why the more you think about it, the more you don’t know what to do in the future?
When he hugged his head and was worried, Du Hang, who had already distributed the seeds and waited obediently, took a step forward and pressed his head directly into his arms… This opportunity was found very well. Can seeds really increase wisdom?
Sunshine filled this silver-clad world, Wei Xuan wandered downstairs with his zombie boyfriend, fed his zombie father-in-law, visited his bone-boned mother-in-law, and then went to the zombie neighbor’s house.
In fact, sometimes thinking about it, Wei Xuan really has the idea of simply turning into a zombie. If he really becomes a zombie, he no longer has to worry about the possibility of meeting that zombie girl and her accomplices (at worst, he will be her little brother together), and he doesn’t have to worry about what if a survivor comes in and he can’t pull him out. What will happen if you live in Duhang? Because at that time, it is estimated that he himself will be chasing after other people’s buttocks.
With gusts of cold wind spreading out in this icy world, Wei Xuan felt a little dizzy after climbing up to the top floor step by step, walking into the new home of the two zombies, and pushing away their bedroom. The big brother hasn’t “get up” yet. He was lying on the bed at this time, just like he had encountered several times when he came here before.
However, the difference is that when he occasionally caught **** in the bed before, these two always lay side by side on the bed to lift up the dead body. But now…the tall one is lying on top of the short one, what is this for? ?
Could it be that he really caught the “rapist” in bed this time? !
Wait, isn’t the little **** of the zombies unable to stand up!