Chapter 535: [Sponsored]: MotherF*cker, Stop!
[This Chapter Is Sponsored by Cade Atkinson! Everyone, please thank him in the comment!]
"Actually, you have already been killed by Kaecilius."
Looking at Ancient One in front of him, Fang Mo smiled and began to explain, "But perhaps because you often draw power from other dimensions, you are favored by these dimensions, and thus you have gained the qualifications to be reborn in another world."
"..."
The Ancient One fell into silence upon hearing this.
"Congratulations!"
Fang Mo didn't even wait for her response, he just continued on his own, "After a bloody battle... No, after a financial battle, as Sister Ni passed on! An impressive serialization!"
"So what is this new nickname, 'Sister Ni'?"
Hearing this, the Ancient One couldn't help but ask.
"Ah, that's what you don't understand."
Fang Mo smiled and said, "My Farm Owner Divine Skill has reached its ultimate form. As long as you keep 'Ni' in your heart, everything can be 'Ni'... Doesn't the name 'nun' have the character 'Ni'?"
"...As long as you're happy."
Hearing this, the Ancient One didn't want to argue anymore.
Fortunately, by this time, the battle on the other side was almost over.
Indeed, the technology of this world is a bit skewed. The same palm cannon, when used by Tony in Marvel, couldn't even break through Thanos's defense, but when used by Genos here, it almost blew up half a city block with one shot.
The armored giant who had been blocking Genos had just taken one blast.
And now, it was smoking all over, lying on the ground, even its steel helmet blown off, revealing the face of a bloodied giant gorilla beneath.
"Don't think that you've won just like that."
But even with a bloodied face, the armored gorilla still stubbornly spoke with a mechanical tone, "My strength, ranks only number three at the House of Evolution. You can't beat the beast..."
He hadn't even finished speaking.
From the corner of his eye, he suddenly noticed Fang Mo nearby.
At that moment, Fang Mo was rummaging through a pile of sticky blood foam, and soon after, he pulled out a half-head dripping with blood, looking like a lion's head.
"Hey, hey, aren't you being too wasteful?"
Fang Mo held the beast king's head, complaining to Saitama, "This could have been used to make a braised lion's head, but you just had to smash it with one punch..."
"Normal people don't eat lions."
Saitama couldn't help but say.
"I won't allow you to insult my hometown's cuisine." Fang Mo got excited upon hearing this, "This dish, when well-made, goes perfectly with rice. I often pair it with fish-flavored shredded pork..."
"Allow me to interrupt you for a moment."
But before Fang Mo could finish, Ancient One couldn't help but start complaining, "I have had the fortune to try many Chinese dishes in your hometown... it's well-known that there is no fish in fish-flavored shredded pork, and certainly no lion in braised lion's head, which is more like braised meatballs."
"Can't you just let it slide without debunking me?"
Fang Mo, hearing this, immediately retorted, "So what, real lions can't be eaten? Have you ever heard of the History of Chinese Eating Lions? Our ancestors have been eating this since time immemorial."
"Sorry, but that text is actually modern classical Chinese."
The Ancient One calmly said, "Its author was a scholar during the reign of Emperor Guangxu of the Qing dynasty, and it was written to advocate the advancement of modern language."
"...Ah?"
Hearing this precise explanation, Fang Mo was taken aback, "Really?"
Ancient One did not speak, just looking naturally at Fang Mo, clearly implying that she would not lie about such matters.
"This... Alright then."
Seeing this, Fang Mo couldn't help but facepalm.
He had intended to be playful, but it ended up revealing his cultural ignorance.
Speaking of the Marvel universe, it's quite outrageous, some things can actually coincide with reality, but if you think about it, it makes sense, since Marvel's blueprint is based on the real Earth, just with some unique Marvel elements added, and not all historical information is affected.
"Forget it, I'm not eating this damn thing anymore."
Thinking this, Fang Mo threw away the half lion's head he was holding, and then turned his attention to the nearby armored gorilla: "Then... how about I just eat monkey brains instead?"
"..."
Witnessing the entire process, the armored gorilla fell silent.
However, when he saw Fang Mo actually walking towards him, the creature immediately panicked, quickly pleading with Genos who was nearby, "That... that, I'm sorry, I can confess everything, please just spare my life, don't kill me!"
"Hmm?"
"What? Your place downstairs even discount cabbage?"
Upon hearing this, Saitama became interested, "Where do you live? I'll go there next time to line up."
"..."
Hearing Saitama's words, Fang Mo was somewhat speechless. Saitama might be the most down-to-earth powerhouse in Japanese manga.
"How about this?"
Fang Mo thought for a moment, then continued speaking, "Anyway, today we'll go fight the House of Evolution first, and as for the discount eggs... I'm not short on money, I'll sort it out for you later."
"Huh?"
Saitama was taken aback, but quickly shook his head, "Oh, no need, I just wanted to buy cheap eggs, but if it's going to cost you money... those eggs would end up being more expensive than their original price to me."
"Sorry, you thought too much."
Fang Mo heard this, suddenly shaking his head, "I wasn't planning on covering the difference or giving you eggs."
"Isn't it?"
Saitama was taken aback after hearing this.
"My meaning is... I'll just buy the supermarket when the time comes." Fang Mo shrugged and said, "Then we can just set the special sale day to be on Sundays."
"Why are you so rich..."
Hearing this, Saitama couldn't help but support his forehead.
"I don't know, it was just blown in by the wind." Fang Mo wanted to laugh inside, but his face showed a calm demeanor much like a fat man; it must be said, having money really does feel great, as it allows you to show off in most worlds.
So, after a brief discussion among them.
Saitama finally decided to give up the eggs and go with everyone to resolve the trouble at the House of Evolution.
It couldn't be helped; after all, that doctor might still send assassins, and if he were attacked while queuing, it could harm innocents, which would really be problematic.
After a brief interrogation of the armored gorilla on the ground.
The group soon learned the location of the headquarters of the House of Evolution, said to be in a suburban forest.
The attendees were all monsters, not to mention Saitama and Fang Mo, Ancient One could directly open doors, and even the weakest Genos was not slow when traveling, what with his mechanical ascension... He didn't feel tired at all.
So it wasn't long before.
Everyone had already arrived at their destination.
And this so-called House of Evolution was indeed hidden in a dense forest.
Though it's said to be hidden.
It also seemed a bit overt.
Because right in this lush forest, suddenly there stood a tower-like structure.
This thing was about ten stories high, oddly shaped, and its purpose unclear; it just stood out from everything around it, just one look made it seem very suspicious.
"This should be the enemy's headquarters."
Genos said this, then suddenly raised his hand towards the distant building, his palm beginning to gather a great deal of energy: "Incinerate..."
Fang Mo, seeing this, didn't react much.
After all, in the original story, the building was directly blown up.
But just as he was thinking this, the next second, a prompt sound suddenly emerged in his mind.
[System Prompt: New module feature detected, research to obtain download permissions.]
"Hmm?"
Fang Mo, hearing this prompt, suddenly paused.
But before he could react, several more system prompts sounded.
[System Prompt: New module feature detected, research to obtain download permissions.]
[System Prompt: New module feature detected, research to obtain download permissions.]
[System Prompt: New module feature detected...
"F*ck?"
Hearing these continuous system prompts, Fang Mo was truly stunned. What on earth was this House of Evolution, suddenly popping up so many system prompts?
However, just as Fang Mo was thinking this.
Beside him, Genos had already fired the energy cannon.
"MotherF*cker, stop!!!"