Ch. 86.5 - Academy’s information Terminal – Public bulletin board 4

670. Nameless 3rd year WarriorHey, hey, did you all see yesterday's news!!?

Those ‹Brawny Warrior› are up once again!

671. Nameless 2nd year Magician

The first-year one, right? I saw that a while ago.

672. Nameless 2nd year Adventurer

I was also surprised when I heard five of those ‹Brawny Warrior› have formed a party, and now, there's now even a first-years-only ‹Brawny Warrior› guild. 

The news has already spread around like wildfire.

673. Nameless 3rd year Warrior

Holy, S-So much was going on? I didn't even notice anything.

674. Nameless 2nd year Priest

So what? 

There's nothing to fret over missing some news only.

675. Nameless 2nd year Adventurer

But speaking of them, any follow-up news?

676. Nameless 3rd year Supporter 

Yeah, in short, the group of those give ‹Brawny Warrior› rejected the invitation of B-rank guild ‹Muscles are strongest› and created their own guild after that. You should have a look at the crowd rushing at the door of Musculars to interview them after getting the wind of news. 

Muscular's leader is a bit hot-headed but he's quite an understandable person. He made sure to reply truthfully/

Except that a lot of those bunch return back with trauma.

677. Nameless 3rd year Warrior

Just what in the world had happened!?

678. Nameless 2nd year Adventurer

Ah, you mean that famous hospitality of muscles......

679. Nameless 3rd year Warrior

Muscle hospitality?!

680. Nameless 2nd year Priest

Stop this instant. 

Please keep this topic 100 feet apart from me (shiver).

681. Nameless 3rd year Warrior

N-no way, you were one of the receptionists of that muscle hospitality!?

682. Nameless 2nd year Priest

What, no. It's not anything like that.

683. Nameless 3rd year Warrior

Then explain why you're shivering!

684. Nameless 2nd year Magician

Say, Supporter-senpai. 

You also think it is all because they see ‹Eden› as a rival?

685. Nameless 3rd year Supporter 

This is most likely the case.

‹Eden› was after all now an unprecedented guild housing the strongest job holders, ‹Brave›, ‹Saintess› and many others.

I heard they had no rival, but it seemed like the task has been shouldered by those first-year's guild, ‹Machos›.

686. Nameless 2nd year Magician

Hmm, I think that name is definitely referencing the Musculars.

687. Nameless 2nd year Priest

Good, or else I would have seriously felt compelled to screw open their mind and see if their mind is being hijacked by something else.

688. Nameless 3rd year Supporter 

By the way, musculars is but their alias, the correct name of B-rank guild is ‹Muscles are the Strongest›. It's just easy to spell the former.

689. Nameless 2nd year Magician

The names are getting so confusing.

690. Nameless 3rd year Supporter 

Anyway, leaving the naming aside, they are surely grabbing attention. Let's look over them for now.

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789. Nameless 3rd year Investigator

Breaking news guys!

I have absolutely breaking news in my hand!

790. Nameless 2nd year Axman

What? Did something happen again?

But I have yet to get any words in my School Handbook.

791. t3

Is it about girls!?

792. Nameless 3rd year Investigator

Like hell I would tell you if it was over girls. 

Anyway, the news is that the ‹Rescue Committee› has just received a rescue call. 

The dream guild of first-year, ‹Machos›, composed only of ‹Brawny Warriors›, has faced a wipeout in the Beginner-mid dungeon.

793. Nameless 2nd year Priest

What!? Wipeout!?

794. Nameless 2nd year Adventurer

Hold the helllll out! Are you for real!?

795. Nameless 3rd year Investigator

‹Rescue Committee› has just left to secure them. According to ‹Machos› report, 'their muscles are unhurt.'

796. Nameless 3rd year Warrior

Muscles are unhurt... What a helluva way to report.

It's hard to tell if they eat the dust or not.

797. Nameless 2nd year Adventurer

Then they're most likely waiting for rescue.

Either way, it's a blessing that nothing unfortunate happened. 

Speaking of, those first-years haven't yet started their classes, right?

798. Nameless 3rd year Pharmacist

They should have been informed by the instructor that tagged along with them to ‹Beginner Dungeon›. 

I mean, it's not a joking matter to receive the attack without blessing. I am sure their instructor must have throughly drilled them about it.

799. Nameless 3rd year Investigator

That's right. Plus, the first-years had lived without a job's blessings until now as well.  

Well, us seniors are more or less desensitised about even life-threatening incidents with the blessing, but first-years should still have their survival sense working at its finest.

800. Nameless 2nd year Axman

I see, I more or less understood the report. 

Nevertheless, I am surprised they have already reached the pedestal of the Beg-mid dungeon. 

Man, aren't this year's freshmen advancing at breaknecking speed?

801. Nameless 2nd year Priest

Well, they have created their guild just yesterday,, and one of the conditions to officially form is that their leader must have cleared Beg-mid dungeon at least. 

In that case, they should have cleared one of the Beg-mid dungeon considering they have already establish ‹Machos.›

Yet, they face a wipeout. There's no way they lose in firepower, then what had actually become their bane is the question.

802. Nameless 3rd year Investigator

It's ‹Fatty-Ghost›.

803. Nameless 2nd year Priest

!? The bane of muscles!?

804. Nameless 2nd year Adventurer

Oh, right! There is indeed ‹Fatty Ghost› in one of the Beg-mid dungeons! 

I remember it as well since I had to face so much trouble clearing it.

805. Nameless 2nd year Magician

Yup, no surprise then why Mister Muscle-man suddenly dropped out altogether. 

If only they know the name wasn't given just to make it cool.

Still, I didn't expect even that fabled party would have a wall they can't surmount.

806. Nameless first-year Jobless

Err, excuse me, Senpai!

I am actually curious about everyone's conversation, wasn't being wiped out supposed to be an awful accident?! 

You also mentioned the rescue team has left and all.

807. Nameless 3rd year Supporter 

Allow me to explain.

808. Nameless 3rd year Investigator

Heh, so you appeared now huh. Fine, take over.

809. Nameless 3rd year Supporter 

Umu. 

I believe you should have received the words during ‹Beginner Dungeon› as well, so basically you would be blessed with a HP barrier once you acquired a job. 

There's no other reason than this as to how we could withstand the onslaught of those colossal, barbaric or fierce monsters. 

When this barrier is completely depleted, reaching 0 HP, we call this situation incapacitated. 

Falling into such a situation would completely remove a monster's hostility from you and as long as you can scooch away to a safe area,  you will no longer be in life-threatening danger. 

However, escaping out of the dungeon would become a monumental task in that case. 

So there's a function in your School Handbook called ‹Rescue Call›, by tapping on it, the ‹Rescue Committee› team waiting on the surface would swiftly come to rescue you.

810. Nameless first-year Jobless

Woah, so that's what it was! Thank you very much for the concise explanation!

811. Nameless 3rd year Supporter 

Umu. Just in case, and the thing you should never forget, is that attacking monsters in Incapacitated state is the greatest of taboos. 

An absolute. An iron-clad law. Remember it.

812. Nameless 2nd year Priest

You know, you also have yet to get a job, right? Now try to imagine the result of picking a fight with a monster in that case. 

Monster would be like "What the hell, weren't you completely trashed just now!? Why are you attacking now!!?" Can you imagine the hate you would gather? The moment you try that would be the day flowers will be offered in your name.

Never ever try that.

813. Nameless first-year Jobless

U-Understood! Thank you again!

814. Nameless 3rd year Investigator

Ahaha, yet your thunder was stolen at the end.

815. Nameless 3rd year Supporter 

Argh, grrrrrr.

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122. Nameless 2nd year Salesperson

Sorry to change the subject but...Brave-kun is taking a girl to dinner.

123. Nameless 2nd year Alchemist 

Clang!

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124. Nameless 2nd year Priest

What in tarnation! Where's that place!

125. Nameless 2nd year Alchemist

Argh, and they have already logged out. Did they come here to rub salt on my wound before running!

Either way, I am going out to search. Let's see if the tip is credible or not!

126. Nameless 2nd year Priest

Maybe it's to lock the source of information.

127. Nameless 2nd year Swordsman

Yo. What kind of storm has brewed here!?

128. Nameless 2nd year Alchemist

Shut up and come with me to search! Our Brave-kun is going to become the prey of a thieving cat at this rate!

129. Nameless 2nd year Swordsman

Huh, but isn't it too already!? ‹Eden›... did it ring a bell? Brave-kun now already has his guild!

130. Nameless 3rd year Investigator

It's a restaurant so there's no need to guess where it might be. 

Let's go.

131. Nameless 2nd year Alchemist

Woohoo, Investigator-senpai! I know you would be with us!

132. Nameless 2nd year Swordsman

La-La-La~... I missed some messages, it seems.

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167. Nameless 3rd year Pharmacist

Holy moly, what a rush of crowd.

168. Nameless 2nd year Alchemist

It's the magic of Investigator-senpai's word after all. But there's no doubt, where there's a crowd, there is Brave-kun for sure. Ah, found him~.

169. Nameless 3rd year Pharmacist

I wonder who's the cat-folk next to him? 

She seems to be from first-year, I don't think I have seen her around.

170. Nameless 3rd year Investigator

According to my investigation, she seemed to be a prospective candidate  for Brave's guild ‹Eden›. 

This time, it seems initiative is taken by that cat-folk girl, something like wanting to sell herself.

171. Nameless 2nd year Alchemist

Hold on! I didn't hear about it! What happened to the blood pact we all swear!!

172. Nameless 3rd year Pharmacist

Calm down, Alchemist-chan. Do you forget, it was only taken by us, seniors? 

That girl seems to be a freshman.

173. Nameless 2nd year Alchemist

No, no, there's no way those Imperial Guards would stay quiet when their apple of eye Her Highness is in that guild as well! 

No wait, are you saying she passed all that stringent requirement!?

174. Nameless Imperial Guard 1

We have to say, it was embarrassing to us as well to lose so badly.

175. Nameless Imperial Guard 2

I never thought I would be seeing that legendary lucky perve---... I mean, rom-com scenarios live in my life. 

Truly, one could never expect what the world throws at you. 

176. Nameless Imperial Guard 3

Had it been the usual solicitation, we would have snuff her out. Alas, she really hadn't put up any guard around her.

There's no way we can intrude in that, for you must recall, we are nothing but the denizen of darkness.

177. Nameless Imperial Guard Extremist 

We have weeded out any and all foolish people whoever so desire to step into the paradise of our Dear Princess, one that doesn't know the immensity of heaven and earth if you ask me. On other times, we had thoroughly explained and preached them before releasing as well, but if this is the will of Her Highness, we are no one to hinder her scenery. 

All that we seek is a blissful and sonorous school life for our Dear Princess. Destroying ‹Eden› is out of question.

178. Nameless Imperial Guard 3

Besides, the guild would be stuck in limbo without any more members as well. 

We don't plan to be that stingy and astringent, all that we seek is the smiling face of our Dear Princess.

179. Nameless 2nd year Alchemist

Grrrrr.

180. Nameless 3rd year Pharmacist

Ah, Brave-kun and catgirl have entered ‹Marvellous›. 

Speaking of which, the curry there is truly marvellous, and my favourite.