Chapter 384: Old friends

Chapter 384: Old friends

Fortunately, the bill that Silvertide left them with was only a gold but still, for tea, that was a pretty ridiculous amount. Moxie had ended up covering the tab, but Noah suspected it was mostly so shed have an excuse to make him speak with her at some point in the future.

For someone as rich as Silvertide, theres no way hed actually need to stiff anyone from a single gold. Old bastard was just screwing with us. Do we not know anyone that doesnt have a completely screwed up sense of humor?

I want some tea, Lee said.

Sure, but you cant eat the kettle, Noah said absently, only half paying attention.

Oh. Never mind, then.

Well, that was enlightening, Moxie said with something between a sigh and a laugh. At least Silvertide will show the dagger to the others. The Enforcers should have access to a lot more information than I do, so hopefully they figure out something useful.

Itll be nice to have someone else do something for once, Noah agreed.

To be fair, Im pretty sure weve gotten ourselves into most of the shit weve had to deal with, Moxie pointed out. Not that Im arguing. But what now? Do we just wait around and wait for news on the dagger to come back to us?

That is exactly what I plan to do, Noah said, rising from the table. Wizen has a whole bunch of people on his ass now, and Ive got no desire to stick my nose further into his business until the time comes to deal with him. Weve got a group of students that still need training not to mention that competition were running.

And patterns to practice, Lee added. I still need to work on mine.

Isnt your pattern basically just eating? Moxie asked.

Its valid. If you chew in the right way, its a pattern.

Huh. I wonder if that pattern would actually have anything to do with Lees Demon Rune. If its actually Gluttony overlaid with the Broken Master Rune, then mastering the pattern of eating might actually be pretty beneficial. I dont know if encouraging Lee to eat any more than she already does is a good idea, though. She might end up popping.

Patterns are patterns. Getting back on track isnt going to hurt anyone. Just dont eat too much, Noah said. I need to get some practice in myself. I still need to push my Formations farther, and I got interrupted the last time I tried to work on them. I imagine the advanced track will start doing things fairly soon as well.

Probably, Moxie agreed with a nod. Especially since the puppets have been dealt with. I doubt theyre going to want to sit around and waste time when exams are already creeping up around the corner. I wouldnt be surprised if some of the professors were already practicing together.

Well, well get around to that whenever it happens. Weve got our own training to handle, Noah said. But that can come tomorrow, after I find Tim and help him fix up his Runes. For today, I think the only thing I want to do is relax.

And figure out what I can do for a date. I cant take Moxie out to a restaurant Lee would feel left out, and Im not sure shed actually understand the concept of a date if it involved food and didnt involve her. Are there movies on this world? Plays, I guess?

That seems kind of lame.

Is something wrong? Moxie asked. You look kind of troubled. Are you thinking about Wizen?

No, Noah replied honestly. Dont get me wrong, its not that Im not concerned about dealing with that crazy bastard I just have other things I want to do. I cant afford to worry about all the powerful assholes weve somehow managed to piss off, since that number seems to grow every time I turn around.

Thats probably because youre flipping them off as you turn, Moxie said with a wry smile. But I certainly wouldnt say no to a little relaxation before we really get into the swing of the year. A rest day sounds great, especially after well, you know.

Yeah, Noah muttered. Same. Lets go home.

***

If you want me to chop your hand off again that badly, you can just ask, Renewal said, not even looking over to Decras. Be honest with yourself and admit youre just jealous of Noah and Moxie. Their relationship is cute.

Your brains must have gotten rattled loose over the years, Decras said, flopping back into his chair and rolling his eyes. Youre like a child playing with dolls. If you really care that much about them, you really shouldnt have let me send them that surprise.

Its not going to be that big of a threat, is it? Renewal asked. He didnt respond. Renewal glanced at him out of the corners of her eyes. Decras? You just said it would be a challenge. How big of a challenge is this?

Well, one of them might survive.

Show me the damn creature you sent their way, Renewal snapped. I swear, if you kill Moxie and Lee in such a stupid way, I am going to be pissed. Whats the fun in watching Noah on his own?

Decras reached out toward the screen and the image rippled. Noah and the other mortals vanished, replaced by a grassy field. A huge figure strode through it, a wicked double-bladed axe strapped to his back and a dark hood pulled low over his face.

You sent one of your apostles? Renewal said, her voice raising in disbelief. I thought you said you were going to send a challenge that would give them a good gift if they managed to survive!

I did! Decras said defensively. If they actually managed to beat him, think of the Runes theyd get!

Hes Rank 7! Renewal exclaimed. Are you an idiot? Theyre going to die! Call him off!

I cant, Decras said, rubbing the back of his head. The idiot isnt talented enough to hear my voice. I can only communicate to most of my apostles through their head. The rest of them are a little tone deaf and Garina is ignoring me. Cant you contact your bald churchgoer?

He barely even follows me. Hes too busy flirting with your little temptress, Renewal snapped. She nearly rose out of her chair before she caught herself. It wasnt like she could actually interfere herself.

Not without drawing the attention of the other gods and that was the absolute last thing she wanted to do. But, as she watched the screen, a frown crossed her lips.

Wait. Why is he walking? Shouldnt he be at Arbitage already?

I told him to go slowly so he wouldnt arrive too early, Decras said. Its not going to change anything. An extra day or two wont save them.

Damn it, Renewal muttered. She glared at the screen, strongly considering splattering the apostle, consequences be damned. It had been so long since shed found something of interest that even the ridicule of the other gods felt like it wasnt as bad as losing the flower blossoming before her.

The apostle skidded to a halt in the grass. Renewal let out a relieved sigh.

You managed to get through to him?

No, Decras said, confusion muddling his words. I didnt do anything. I

A shadow stretched out across the ground before the apostle, and a scythe carved up from within it. From within it rose a man with a shit-eating grin plastered across his face.

Hullo, the man said, slinging his scythe across his shoulders and draping his arms over it. Care to direct that murderous stride of yours somewhere else? Im conducting an experiment in that direction.

Who is that, Decras? Renewal asked. Decras didnt respond. He was too busy staring at the screen.

Revin, the apostle said, his voice a mixture of derision and poorly hidden unease. What are you doing here?

Oh, come on now. Revins grin widened, revealing his pointed teeth. Thats no way to greet an old friend, is it?