Chapter 84, Pigsty, the Bike

Chapter 84, Pigsty, the Bike

The bike shop Poirot was placed on the outskirts of the city, near the small villages that naturally formed in the citys vicinity. Kreig wasnt sure how they got there so quickly, but according to Erica, time moves fast when youre having fun.

The shop itself, although small, clearly prided itself on the skill of its owner. It wasnt actually clear whether it was a bike mechanic or a bike shop foremost. It seemed to be a bit of both, and with so many bikes littering the outside of the quaint shop, it was clear the owner had far more traffic than might be expected for such an out-of-town place.

Had Kreig been alone, he probably wouldnt be able to enter out of nervousness. The shop really seemed to be of the small, local sort, which would bar him entry if he didnt have a guide such as Erica.

Kreig sighed and turned towards her. She was gone. Huh?

Head whipping around frantically, Kreig found her standing by the door of the shop, examining a bike standing right beside the door. It felt like an awfully unsafe way to keep a bike, but the shop owner probably knew what he was doing. Probably.

As Kreig approached, Erica smiled and straightened her back. Since youll only be biking between your home and Painstone, I think a casual bike would be best. Unless you wanna get into biking as, like, a sport?Follow current novels at novelhall.com)

No, Id rather not, Kreig said dismissively. His entering sports would be terribly unfair to every other sportsman.

She looked him up and down. Well, okay! With your body type, youd be much better suited for powerlifting anyhow. Or midget-throwing.

Kreig felt his eyebrows knit. Midget-throwing?...

Before he could ask her to explain what in the world she was talking about, shed already snuck inside the shop, causing a little bell over the door to chime pleasantly. Kreig steeled his spirits and followed suit.

The inside of the shop, much like the outside, was somehow both quaint and chaotic. Somehow larger on the inside than the outside, Kreig found himself completely unsurprised by the pile of bikes in a corner, each either rusted past the point of no return or otherwise ruined. Why wouldnt the owner keep these outside? Or, better yet, at some garbage dump. Though, ignoring those, the actual bikes on display were certainly promising. Not that Kreig knew enough about bikes to make any real judgments about them. But, since Erica seemed happy enough, he couldnt exactly say they were bad by any means.

The shopkeep did not appear. Even after waiting for a few minutes, the man made no hints at appearing.

Erica seemed to have expected this since she absently went around poking at bikes, each shinier than the last. Kreig would really have liked to leave the bike-shopping to her, but she kept dragging him over to look at the bikes with her. Yes, green was a nice colour. So was blue. No, the marks arent too gaudy.

At around the fifteen-minute mark, the man finally appeared from behind a desk. Lo and behold, the man was a woman.

She seemed to be about thirty years of age, face wrinkled enough to suggest a higher age. However, her body and form made it clear she was still rather young. Especially her musculature told of many hours spent toiling. Probably on bikes. Looking at the confounded apparatuses, Kreig couldnt tell what could possibly be done to fix one, but the shopkeep probably knew that better herself.

Clothing-wise, she wore a dirty apron stained with oil, a pair of gloves, some protective eyewear She looked much more like a mechanic than a shopkeeper.

Erica! Did someone steal your bike again? Her voice was somehow both hard and melodic, deep down in her chest, rumbling and strong. Almost male. Her auburn eyes turned to Kreig. Not a trace of fear in them. Only mischievous curiosity. And this is?

I-, Im coming along! Erica said, appearing out of nowhere. She didnt seem as dazed as she was before, though some parts of that state of mind still lingered. I need to see it. Pigsty. And-, and also the invisible bike. It is imperative that I see the truth, even if it may hurt!

The shop owner stared at Erica for a few seconds before grinning and giving a thumbs-up. Sure thing.

As promised, the shop owner led them further into the back of the shop, where a number of strange and unfinished bikes stood here and there like a massive maze of bikes. Pigsty, the bike, was hanging on a blue bike stand, and as she alluded to, the bike was truly thick. Kreig wasnt confident in comparing it to anything, but if he just looked at the difference between Pigsty and a normal bike standing beside it, it seemed to be about twice as thick.

This in itself seemed like a modern marvel, but it also appeared to be outfitted with other things and gadgets as well, such as a pair of massive springs beneath the saddle and extended handlebars.

Erica would surely be very interested in it if she wasnt currently occupied with looking for the invisible bike.

The shopkeep seemed entertained by this, which Kreig didnt quite understand since she had promised the existence of an invisible bike. As a matter of fact, Kreig might also be looking for it if he wasnt occupied with Pigsty.

Using strength Kreig hadnt expected from her, the shopkeeper lifted Pigsty off the rack and placed it on the ground. Then, with Kreig and Erica following, she led it outside.

Alright, here he is. Have a go, buddy.

She handed him the handlebars. With Kreig only holding onto the handle, the bike buckled over. Realizing this probably wasnt what it was supposed to do, Kreig lifted it up by the saddle. There. Now it was standing properly.

Both Erica and the shopkeeper were staring at him. Yeah. Just hop on.

...Hop on.

According to what Kreig had seen, when biking, youd usually sit on the saddle and have your hands on the handlebars. Yeah. Right. Now to actually do it.

Thankfully, the saddle was quite low for his height, so Kreig could sit on it while still keeping his feet on the ground. Although Kreig knew that this wasnt the usual state for biking, he liked to keep his feet on the ground. It felt good. It kept him connected to his God. Though, he still wasnt sure what the second step was.

Erica pointed at the pedals. Kreig glanced down at them. Oh, yeah. His feet were supposed to go there, right?

He put his feet on the pedals and promptly fell over.

He looked up from where he lay tangled up with Pigsty. Erica and the shopkeeper looked down at him. Kreig Have you ever ridden a bike?

Kreig gulped.