Arc 7, Chapter 61 - “Welcome, to the Gladiator Island!”
――He felt like he had been left behind in a cold, dark place.
The place was dark as if he had closed his eyes, cold as if he had pressed his cheeks against a discarded clump of iron. He desperately sought salvation, feeling his entire body bound by chains of captivity.
That was also why he kept stretching out his hand, as if in a trance, looking for anything he could find.
However, that was not why he had stretched out his hand towards the looming white light at the very end. Follow the latest novels at novelhall.com
The light―― rather, its identity was that of a girl, with a tragic look of determination hidden on her face. He had stretched out his hand towards her, not because he was seeking salvation from her, but because he felt he needed to save her.
And so, bending the chains that prevented him from moving his body even an inch, he reached out a hand, his own hand.
He reached out his hand and――.
???: [――It’s so small.]
As he muttered that, Natsuki Subaru stared at his own hand, now reflected in his blurred vision.
The hand being held up to the ceiling, palm facing out, was his own one, extending out from his shoulder. It clenched and closed, moving just as he willed. Without a doubt, it was his.
However, it was the hand of a child, a size smaller than Subaru had expected.
Meaning――,
Subaru: [I didn’t turn back to normal...]
That had been his chance to get out of his hopeless situation, he should have attained it after going through untold hardship. He had literally put his life on the line over and over again for this, or so it seemed, and yet, the result had slipped from his hands.
Just how many sacrifices had he made for what had left his hands?
Just. How many. Sacrifices――,
Subaru: [――!? That’s right, the hell am I doing!?]
A jolt suddenly running through his bleary consciousness, Subaru brought the hand he had been staring at to his face.
The memories that came streaming back to him were those of the strange situation he had encountered at the Demon City, as well as the dangerous game of tag with Olbart, where he had been put through the wringer; so much so, that that had been worse than the former.
Subaru had managed to seize victory after accumulating countless “deaths”. He should have succeeded in getting his victor’s dues―― namely, in getting rid of his infantilization.
Subaru also recalled Olbart touching his chest to try and undo his infantilization.
And immediately after that, he felt like someone had whispered the soul language of love into his ears, and――,
Subaru: [I passed out after that, and then... And then?]
Subaru attempted to search his fuzzy memories for what had happened. However, even when he pushed and pulled, the door that held his interrupted memories within refused to open.
Firmly clenching his back teeth together, Subaru grew more and more impatient, as he felt how stubborn this door was――,
???: [――Now, now, let’s take it easy, no need to get flustered. Luckily, y’all made it out with your lives, so you can take your time to do stuff after the lil’ missy that came with you wakes up.]
Subaru: [――Huh?]
Suddenly, Subaru heard a voice coming from right beside him, turning to look at it in dumbfoundment. As he lay on a hard bed, his eyes met with someone resting their chin on their hands there.
This someone was grinning from ear-to-ear, peering right up close into his face.
Subaru: [UWAHHH!?]
???: [Whoa there. Love the reaction, but it’s best you keep things on the downlow. If we’re too noisy, we’ll catch the Island Chief’s eye, and they’ll put together a bothersome fight to the death. But then again...]
Subaru: [Uh, ah, uh...]
???: [Though it may be in bad taste, I don’t dislike it, rather, I quite like it.]
In front of Subaru, who jumped to his feet without thinking and darted his eyes about in bewilderment, was a blue-haired individual, boasting ever so nonchalantly.
He had his long hair tied up into a ponytail, and was donning something reminiscent of Japanese-style garb, the likes of which were seldom seen here. Left astonished by how unfamiliar he looked, Subaru took a deep gulp before he chose his words, and his questions.
Not only the other party was unfamiliar, but also the place, the environment, the atmosphere――,
Subaru: [...Who are you? Where are we?]
???: [――Oh, how splendid! What great questions! Just as I’d expected... No, it surpasses even my expectations!!]
Subaru: [Bweh?]
Subaru carefully tried to gauge his attitude; however, the other person, his eyes sparkling, quickly took Subaru’s hand, shaking it up and down with such force that the latter thought his shoulder might be torn off.
It was not like Subaru had been keeping his guard down. Yet, despite that, it felt like he could not react at all.
Before the flabbergasted Subaru, the individual let go of his arm with a “Whew”, and spun around once on the spot, as if dancing, and said,
???: [You, who have crossed the black lake and reached this island―― the Gladiator Island Ginunhive! You, with that unpleasant look to your eyes, swirling with such wonderful premonitions! I shall indeed answer you!]
Both his tone and gestures were theatrical, and for someone he’d just met, he was rather ill-mannered. However, he showed no signs of knowing what Subaru was thinking, and instead brazenly stuck to his attitude, his theatrics.
Almost like he was an actor on a stage, basking himself in a round of thunderous applause like it was natural――.
???: [――Cecilus Segmunt.]
The way he stretched out his arms to the left and right as he voiced his name, made it look like he was doing a pose straight out of a kabuki. [1]
Naturally, kabuki should not exist in this world, so he probably was not imitating an actual one. Even so, the pose he had struck had such a punch to it, that it robbed Subaru of his breath.
Then again, what had taken Subaru’s breath away was not merely his powerful pose, but also how familiar his name sounded. Where had he heard it before? As soon as he recalled, he frowned.
He had heard it straight from Abel.
If he was not mistaken, his name belonged to one of the Nine Divine Generals――.
Cecilus: [I am Vollachia’s Blue Lightning. ――The lead actor of this world.]
Subaru gawked as he heard him grandiosely declare that before him.
Both his name and title were consistent with what Subaru recalled. ――However, there was just one thing that stood as a huge issue.
Namely――,
Subaru: [――Vollachia’s strongest, is a child?]
――Cecilus Segmunt, smiling right before him, was a child around the same age as the shrunken Subaru, with the very vibe of an obnoxious brat.
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――The severe impact of “infantilization” was taking a toll on Natsuki Subaru’s mind and body alike.
The physical effects were easy to understand. As one would expect from Subaru’s current outward appearance, what he possessed amounted only to the physical capabilities of a kid roughly ten years of age. His arm and leg strength, and, naturally, his stamina and explosive strength, all had been reverted to a prepubescent state.
However, there were doubts as to just how useful Subaru’s original physical abilities were to begin with, by the standards of this other world. So it was probably safe to say that the difference was small, as much as he would hate to admit it.
Far more serious, however, was the impact to his interior, rather than his exterior.
Subaru: [Maybe my head’s all messed up...]
It was a misleading way of putting it, but it was a simple way of expressing the bad situation Subaru was in.
His ability to conceive, think, and draw on knowledge, was weakening. Although he was using the same desk as before, his ability to open drawers was weaker and he was unable to reach the drawers that were higher-up.
――At the tower of the Crimson Lapis Castle, the infernal game of tag unfolded, from Olbart’s authorship.
The abnormally high number of attempts he had taken to implement a countermeasure had very much been influenced by the regression in his ability to think. He was sure that before the shrinkage, he would have found the solution a little faster.
Probably, he would have come up with that idea, and put an end to that ordeal faster, to the point he would not have felt any pain.
Fortunately, at that time, it was not Subaru himself, but everyone who was important to Subaru that saved him.
He had felt everyone’s voices, their support, echoing in his head, and――,
Subaru: [No, no, that’s not it...]
Suddenly, something slowly welled up within his heart, and Subaru hurriedly got rid of it with his hand.
The mixed feelings of relief and melancholy were probably a feeling more akin to homesickness. Before the infantilization, he would have been able to bear those feelings considering the chaos and his sense of responsibility, but it seemed that his childish body had even lowered the bulwark that protected against him tearing up. If he was not careful, he would likely break down crying.
Subaru: [... Don’t cry, don’t cry. Am I an idiot? No, I am definitely an idiot.]
No matter how much he may mourn, he could not borrow strength from those not present.
Letting friction evaporate the tears, Subaru tried his utmost to get back to the main point. He had to, as it would be the only way he would ever get a chance to reunite with everyone.
What was important now, was neither his own weak mind nor his budding sense of nostalgia. Rather, what he needed to focus on most was the essence of his predicament.
Namely――.
Subaru: [Did I ever hear from Abel or Zikr-san about the age of the First...?]
Sniffling, Subaru searched his memory for the answer to his question.
Cecilus Segmunt―― he had heard that he was the strongest amongst the Nine Divine Generals of Vollachia. That meant he was the most powerful person in the Empire.
The reason why they had gone to the Demon City of Chaosflame in the first place was to get Yorna, one of the Nine Divine Generals, to become their ally. In order to regain the throne, their side needed to attain as many Nine Divine Generals as possible.
Then, of course, it should have been natural to properly discuss the topic of the person who was ranked First.
So, he pried open that stiff drawer, searching for some answer, but――,
Subaru: [The only things I can recall are that he’s unpopular, and therefore, not very reliable...]
He was not sure whether that was because that part had bore the greatest impact on him, or because that was all he had actually been told, but that was all the information Subaru possessed regarding the First.
Unfortunately, he was unable to find any information about his appearance, his age or anything of the like, which were what he wished to know at this moment.
Subaru: [But if it’s about being unpopular because he’s a child, then I can see why without a hitch.]
In the Empire, where the strongest were esteemed, it would be strange for the one most powerful to be unpopular.
If this were because the strongest person was a child, it would make sense. Many adults would be reluctant to follow a child, no matter how strong they were.
So, as Subaru came to terms with this prior information and his new knowledge,
Cecilus: [――It seems you’ve come to some kinda conclusion.]
To this statement, Subaru looked up to see a blue-haired boy―― Cecilus, standing in front of him, donning the same grandiose pose he had adopted earlier.
Having left him standing there, Subaru, who had been lost in thought, blinked his eyes and said,
Subaru: [S-sorry, I left you there for a while.]
Cecilus: [Ah, no, not at all, don’t worry about me. I’m often left out of discussions, after all! I’m used to being left alone and not talked to, hahaha!]
Subaru: [I-is that so...]
Cecilus flashed his white teeth, blithely laying bare his sad situation.
Although he was taken aback by this attitude, he felt glad that his rude response had not spoiled his mood. After all, he had a lot of questions that he wanted to ask him.
He wanted to tilt his head in puzzlement, not knowing which of the many questions to start with.
Subaru: [Sorry for being rude, again, I apologize. I...]
Cecilus: [Like. I. Said! There’s no problem. Of course, that doesn’t mean that rudeness, disrespect, and acting without consideration for others are acceptable, but I’ve got the openness to tolerate those to some extent. If you’re intolerant, small, and superficial, then isn’t it just like playing a minor role and getting the short end of the stick?]
Subaru: [Y-yeah, you’re right. Thank you, that helps. On that note, I...]
Cecilus: [That reminds me! I didn’t ask you this because you were absorbed in your thinking, but how did you feel about that pose? Since I put my all into this pose, I’d gladly like to hear your reaction. I was thinking if adding this to my introduction would give it the last push it needed!]
Subaru: [W-wait a second, please, I was talking...]
Cecilus: [Oh yeah! There’s some other things I want to ask, I’m pretty interested in those! What do you think!? If you could tell me something about that in great detail, I’d――]
Subaru: [――Listen to me!]
Even though he attempted to speak calmly, all of his attempts were interrupted by the lightning-fast speech of the other party.
Fearing that he would be swept away by the momentum of the conversation, Subaru involuntarily let out a loud yell. After doing so, Subaru felt shock, as Cecilus’s almond-shaped eyes widened,
Cecilus: [Oh, by any chance, did I do it again?]
Subaru: [Nowadays you practically never hear that kind of level of a template response...] [2]
Cecilus: [Lebel? Tenprate?]
Subaru: [Uhmm, it’s a phrase from my hometown, meaning something like standard or cliché.]
Cecilus: [Hoho, your hometown’s! That’s very interesting! Ah, I guess this one was no good.]
With a twinkle in his eye, the Blue Lightning was quick to pounce on the object of his curiosity.
Perhaps that nickname of his also symbolized his personality, which was too honest in regards to his desires, as if he were lightning searching for a high place to fall on. He was a completely restless character.
――But perhaps, he was rather concealing his true character with an act.
Cecilus: [Now now, what will you talk about? I can’t stop the throbbing in my chest, getting to hear what you have to say next! Haaa~, I feel so aliiive!]
Subaru: [...It doesn’t look like a performance, at all.]
With sparkling eyes, the boy desired that words from Subaru’s mouth formed a story.
His attitude, seemingly entirely divorced from any deception or conspiracy, made Subaru wonder if Cecilus could even tell a lie. In the first place, what would be the point of setting such a trap for Subaru now?
Had he not been with Abel, Subaru would not have drawn any attention whatsoever in the Empire. ――Of course, there were exceptions who had attempted to aim at Subaru’s life without relent.
Subaru: [But those are exceptions, and I don’t want to see them again if possible.]
Cecilus: [――? What’s wrong?]
The conversation had derailed without effort, but he had been able to have the questions he wanted to ask answered.
Perhaps what Cecilus was struggling with, was what to call Subaru in response to the nickname of “Ceci” the latter had given him. As long as the nickname was not a terrible one, it did not matter to him what he was called.
What was most important, was the info he had been able to get from him――,
Subaru: [――Louis.]
Someone about the same age as himself―― when it came to someone as old as Subaru was right now, the person who naturally came to mind was Louis. The situation right now was that Medium had also been reduced to about the same age, but since she had not been present at that tower, she was not a candidate.
Frankly, though, Subaru’s mental impression of Louis was a jumbled mess.
Subaru: [I’m not going to ditch you before I have an answer to that question. Besides, maybe, with your power...]
If they could make use of Louis’s teleport, they might be able to get off this dangerous island.
He did not yet know the whole island, and although Cecilus was the only other person he had met at this place, from what the latter had told him, it no doubt had to be the absolute worst possible environment for a child to spend time in.
So――,
Subaru: [We’ve got to get off this island as soon as possible.]
Cecilus: [That’s quite the aspiration, but I think there’ll be a lotta obstacles. From what I’ve heard, only one person’s ever managed to escape from this place, and it’s for that very reason that the “curse rule” was created.]
Subaru: [Then I’ll be the second person. No, you and my companion make three.]
Subaru’s determination interjected, replying out of reflex. And Cecilus, hearing this, looked over him as if he were something trivial, then gave a high-pitched whistle.
It seemed to somehow put him in a good mood, but there was no time to care about that.
And――,
Cecilus: [Basu, here.]
After a short walk down a dimly-lit passageway filled with damp, cold air, Cecilus stopped abruptly. With his hands clasped behind his head, he jerked his chin towards a room with a dingy wooden door.
Looking up at the door, Subaru asked, “Here is?”,
Cecilus: [This is a healing room. It’s also called the corpse room. Many people become corpses here after failing to die in the arena.]
Subaru: [H-healing room, is it? And the healer is?]
Cecilus: [Healer, ha! There are some healers, sorta, but there’s no precious magic user of the sort here. There’d be fewer deaths if they were assigned here, but that’s not the policy of the Island Chief.]
Subaru: [――――]
Receiving that frivolous reply, Subaru involuntarily shut himself up.
It’d slipped his mind completely, but in the Vollachian Empire, there were very few people able to wield healing magic. That was why Rem’s healing magic was treated as valuable.
But the fact remained that Louis had been put into a healing room devoid of a healer.
Cecilus: [The girl you brought along was very weak, that’s why. The purpose of this room is, at least in name, to treat the wounded, so there are some blankets and things to patch people up, at least. We gladiators are treated just as you saw earlier, and the sleeping conditions were terrible, weren’t they?]
Subaru: [...You’re the only gladiator here.]
Cecilus: [Ahhahaha, you’re right! Here, have an emotional meeting.]
Seemingly reading Subaru’s inner heart for the second time, Cecilus patted Subaru on the shoulder.
Pressured by his momentum, Subaru swallowed his saliva, steeled himself, and headed for the door. Pushing it open, he frowned at the unpleasant smell emanating from inside.
What flowed out of it, was the odor of a mixture of blood and decaying flesh, akin to the pinnacle of unsanitary conditions.
Was their sense of hygiene dead and gone, perhaps? Within that not-so-spacious room, worn-out tools and sloppily washed bandages could be seen, having been left hanging out to dry.
And in that not-so-great environment――,
Cecilus: [That’s your companion sleeping over yonder.]
Subaru: [――Hk, Louis!]
Cecilus pointed to a bed in the back as Subaru looked around.
It seemed to be a room that served as an infirmary, with two beds that were a smidgen better than the one Subaru had been lying on, and a small bulging blanket at the far end of the bed.
Subaru rushed toward it, hurried by his stray feelings. He was in a hurry to get to Louis, but could not decide what he should tell her.
However――,
Subaru: [――Huh?]
Having rushed over, and attempted to shake the little girl’s shoulder, Subaru froze in surprise.
Not because he was incapable of finding the right words to say. ――But because he could not find anyone to whom he could say them.
The girl who had been said to be brought ashore along with Subaru, and laid to sleep there was not Louis, who stirred up mixed feelings in Subaru’s heart.
She possessed a small head, two protruding horns, and flaxen hair that gathered at her shoulders. The girl had been stripped of the ornate kimono that wrapped her petite body, revealing only simple undergarments.
It was not Louis, nor was it his companion Medium, who had accompanied him to the Demon City of Chaosflame, who too had been made small by that technique of Olbart’s.
The one there, was――,
Subaru: [...T-Tanza?]
There was no response from the sleeping little girl to his trembling call.
But even if she did not answer, after laying eyes on her, he knew. He knew that she was neither Louis nor Medium, but Tanza the deergirl, the attendant of Yorna Mishigure, the Mistress of the Demon City.
Subaru: [Why... Why is this girl here...?]
Cecilus: [Uh-oh? Did I do something again?]
Behind Subaru, who was surprised to see a sleeping face different from the one he had imagined, Cecilus voiced something silly.
Of course, it was not that he was to blame. He was not to blame, but――,
Subaru: [That’s not what I was told! You told me Louis was here.]
Cecilus: [Nahhh, I wonder about that. I believe I explained that there was a girl who came ashore on the Island with you, Basu. I’m as surprised as you are, that it’s not the girl you thought it was.]
Subaru: [Uh, kuh...]
Subaru was at a loss for words, unable to say anything in response to Cecilus’s reasonable answer.
Indeed, it was Subaru himself who assumed that he had meant Louis by “the girl with him”. Subaru could only apologize to Cecilus for that.
But this was odd. Why would Tanza be with Subaru?
For starters, if Tanza was the one with them right here, right now, then――,
Subaru: [What about Louis...]
Putting his hand on his head, Subaru was anxious about Louis’s wellbeing, someone nowhere to be found.
Having been told of who she was, Abel, Al, and Medium now saw Louis as a threat. Yorna could perhaps protect Louis, but only because she was unaware of her real identity.
Were she to find out that Louis was a Sin Archbishop, even she would change her mind, just like Medium had.
And he could not find any reason for Abel and the others to keep Louis’s identity a secret.
Subaru: [I’ve got to get her back to Rem.]
Louis’s existence was very much like a thin and feeble thread connecting the amnesiac Rem and Subaru.
Even though Louis had followed him without permission, Subaru had a reason as to why he could not afford not to bring her back. Above all, Subaru had yet to decide what to do with Louis, deep inside.
And despite that, Louis’s whereabouts were unknown to him, and Subaru was on this Island, for some damn reason.
Subaru: [I shouldn’t be wasting time like this...!]
Subaru’s thoughts would not settle at all, they were a muddled arrangement of many things.
Still, he knew he had to get off this island and return to Chaosflame immediately.
Subaru: [If possible, I’ll take this child with me...]
Cecilus: [Oh, you sure? Wasn’t this girl not the one you were expecting, Basu?]
Subaru: [No. She isn’t, but there’s no reason to leave her behind, right? Besides, Yorna-san has to be looking for her.]
Yorna was so affectionate as to not hesitate to give of herself even for the sake of a young child she had just met.
Without her, he would have been unable to pick up a win in the game of tag against Olbart, or to get the monstrous old man on-board with the original bet, in the first place.
Therefore, returning Tanza to Yorna was the natural way to return the favor.
Cecilus: [I think your enthusiasm and consideration are admirable, but as I said before, I think it’ll be difficult.]
However, Cecilus’s opinion rained on Subaru’s parade.
Even though the way he spoke and behaved had remained the same since the outset, Cecilus’s relayed circumstances were grave at their root. Yet, Subaru could not help but be frustrated by the harshness of his reality.
Subaru: [I heard you. You say it’s hard to leave, right? But, if we look for a boat, or if we bring down the drawbridge you were talking about earlier, then...]
Cecilus: [You “raise” the drawbridge. That’d be a challenge I guess, but the problem lies elsewhere. The biggest problem’s the curse rule, you know? The curse rule.]
Subaru: [Curce... roule...?]
That word was an unfamiliar one, but it was impossible to ignore it, given it had been stated to be the biggest problem.
To Subaru, his eyebrows forming a frown, Cecilus let out a “Yes”, then tucked his hands into the sleeves of his kimono,
Cecilus: [The curse’s rules, or “curse rule”. A very troublesome and powerful rule laid down by the Island Chief who lords over this Gladiator Island. Break it, and you die! Disobey it, and you die! Resist it, and you die! ――A curse of death!]
Subaru: [...Ah.]
Cecilus: [It covers the whole island. Do you understand?]
As he proclaimed so, Cecilus spun around in place, waving his sleeves in the air.
It was said in a light-hearted manner, without a hint of seriousness, but the existence of a death curse of this kind was far too aligned with Subaru’s image of the Empire for him to laugh it off as a lie.
Subaru: [S-so no one can leave here?]
Cecilus: [Yes, that’s right. If it weren’t for that, I’d be out of here by now. The Witchbeasts in the lake might be a formidable opponent, but I can run on the water if such is my wish. Do you know? How to run on water, I mean. You put your left foot out before your right foot sinks...]
Cecilus began relaying that ill-used and fanciful idea to a stunned Subaru.
It seemed to be the way ninjas ran on water, and it appeared that many of the superhumans in this world were actually able to do it. Nah, this was not the time to run away from reality like this.
Subaru: [T-that Island Chief, are they the person putting a curse on the island? If so, how about having that person lift the curse? Because, I’m here by mistake...]
Cecilus: [Hahaha, that’s a fascinating joke! Be it mistake, mishap or blunder, by the point you’ve come up on this Island and had the curse mark engraved on you, you’re already one of the gladiators. Though you could say that the fact that the disposition of a gladiator won’t sink in’s proof you’ve got a bigger role to play.]
Subaru: [――Hk.]
The words he was clinging on to were denied, and Subaru swallowed his breath.
The word “curse” brought up nothing but bad memories for Subaru. And as one would expect, it was as if it had been decided that the bad memories would layer atop one another, to become seemingly even worse.
Subaru: [This isn’t, a joke... Hk.]
Before he even knew it, he’d been flung off to a place unknown to him, with a girl pretty much unknown to him. Not only that, but he had been told by someone almost unknown to him that, if he tried to leave the unknown place on his own, he might die because of a curse placed on him by yet another unknown person.
What on earth should he believe in, and what should he even do, in this situation――,
Subaru: [...That’s it. Yes, that’s right! Ceci, you’re one of the Nine Divine Generals, aren’t you?]
Cecilus: [Oh?]
Subaru: [Then maybe you could contact the outside world or something? Let’s see, like with this sleeping girl, she’s from Yorna-san’s place in Chaosflame...]
Eyes bloodshot at the thought, Subaru grabbed both of Cecilus’s shoulders.
As Cecilus shut one eye in response to being touched, Subaru forgot his own shamelessness.
After having treated Cecilus as a boy-who-cried-wolf earlier, Subaru now expected him to be the Blue Lightning as he claimed himself to be.
Since he was one of the Vollachian Empire’s Divine Generals, and the strongest in the Empire, and someone who was very approachable at that, he might listen to what Subaru had to say.
That was truly nothing more than a notion from a childish, self-centered way of thinking.
Hence, Subaru’s speculations would end up as a fruitless effort as per usual.
Or, perhaps, had his thinking not been dulled by the “infantilization”, Subaru might have come up with the obvious question on his own.
That was――,
Cecilus: [Say, Basu.]
Subaru: [Oh, yeah, what is it?]
Cecilus: [What are these Nine Divinn Generals you’re talking about?]
Subaru: [Eh...?]
With Subaru holding both of his shoulders, Cecilus cocked his head in curiosity.
Subaru was astonished, not understanding what he was being told. Yet Cecilus resumed with “I mean, you know”,
Cecilus: [In seriousness, I really don’t know why I’m here. I think that there’s some kinda development that’ll move the story along, and I’m wondering if that’s you, Basu.]
What a bombshell it was, jamming even more confusion into the mind of the young Subaru.
Notes:
[1] Kabuki (歌舞伎) is a classical form of Japanese dance-drama. Kabuki theatre is known for its heavily-stylised performances, the often-glamorous costumes worn by performers, and for the elaborate kumadori make-up worn by some of its performers.
[2] If this makes zero sense to you, well, that’s because it makes zero sense. Subaru is saying literally “level of a template” in part-Engrish part-Japanese (レベルのテンプレート), intending to mean something like “standard template”.
[3] A bit of a stealth pun here. First, remember that the concept of a sea is foreign to inhabitants of the Re: Zero world. Second, Subaru says “u, mi”, which can be understood as a groan accompanied by the syllable “mi” trailing off, or the word “umi”, or “sea”, broken up. Cecilus interprets it the first way and confirms that what Subaru’s seeing is a “mizuumi”, or “lake” in English.