Chapter 34： chew food

Chapter 34 Eating must be chewed

On the rocks by the river under the hillside, Zhu Pingan and the black-bellied little loli stared at each other, and the atmosphere was a little weird for a while.

"Why did you ask me to come here?" Zhu Pingan asked helplessly, spreading his chubby hands.

"Haha, if you speak first, you lose." The black-bellied little loli jumped up from the rock and clapped her hands excitedly.

Lose your sister, when did I play the game of who speaks first with you, Zhu Pingan is really speechless. In other words, this girl has changed into a new set of clothes. If you have money, you don’t need to be so capricious. You change a set of clothes every day. She is obviously a little fox. Why do you have to dress up like a butterfly, even though it’s so beautiful? , but it's too wasteful. Do you throw away a set every day after wearing it?

"Hey, what do you mean by rolling your eyes?" The black-bellied little loli Li Shu pinched her waist and walked up to Zhu Pingan and asked angrily, "No, I'm going to tell Mrs. Sun that you are eavesdropping on the class even if you don't go to school."

I'm afraid of you!

"Okay, miss, let's talk straight." Zhu Pingan was completely defeated by the threat of the black-bellied little lolita, and said with a sigh.

Sure enough, he still looks like this bastard, which makes people uncomfortable!

"Ah, what is your attitude, believe it or not, I will tell the master!"

The black-bellied little loli Li Shu pouted, stretched out her chubby little hand and lightly poked Zhu Ping'an's forehead twice, with a grim expression.

"Believe, believe, of course."

Bow your head when it’s time to bow your head. You still have this awareness. I’m not the kind of person who wants to save face and suffer. The strong wind knows the strong grass, the grass bends under the strong wind, but it will still accept the sunshine and rain firmly after the wind and rain break; the heavy snow crushes the green pine, and your green pine is firm and firm, and you don’t bend down. You are fine in the heavy snow, but what about the blizzard? After the storm, the green pines were broken. As long as you are rooted in the ground, don't betray your position, bend over, bow your head, it doesn't matter.

"Are you eavesdropping on the class, is it interesting, tell me what you heard." The big round eyes of the black-bellied **** are full of curiosity. It's because of your pity that I gave you this chance."

"After listening to the Three-Character Classic, at the beginning of human beings, nature is good. Similar in nature, but far away in habit." Zhu Pingan came together like a few treasures.

"Are you going to waste the opportunity?" Li Shu, a black-bellied little girl, was very dissatisfied.

"I also listened to the thousand-character text, the heaven and the earth are mysterious and yellow, and the universe is prehistoric. The sun and the moon are full, and the celestial constellations are listed," Zhu Ping'an continued.

"Forget it, I'd better go tell the master."

The black-bellied little loli got up from the stone, stretched her short legs, as if I was going to sue you for being black.

"There is also a story about the little red dress." Zhu Pingan saw that the black-bellied little loli was putting on airs again, so he had to bring out the story of going to the orphanage to coax the children.

"Oh, then I'll try to make it harder to hear."

The black-bellied little loli withdrew her short legs and sat back on the stone.

Sure enough, fairy tales are better for coaxing children.

"Once upon a time, there was a lovely little girl." Zhu Pingan said slowly.

"Everyone loves me, am I the cutest?" The black-bellied little loli asked Zhu Ping'an's words.

Uh

The big bad wolf in the story is cuter than you! Of course this cannot be said.

"Not as cute as you." Zhu Pingan twitched the corners of his mouth and said against his will.

The black-bellied little **** was satisfied, and arrogantly asked Zhu Pingan to start talking again.

"Once upon a time, there was a cute little girl who liked to wear a very beautiful little red dress given to her by her grandma, so people called her Little Red Dress."

The black-bellied little loli curled her lips and whispered, "I don't wear the same clothes every day."

"One day, the mother said to the little red skirt: "Grandma is sick, you can bring some snacks for the mother to visit her." The mother also gave special instructions: "Grandma lives in the forest and the journey is far away. You are on the way Be careful, don't be playful!'”

Well, Zhu Pingan just changed the story of Little Red Riding Hood to the story of Little Red Dress. In the Ming Dynasty, no girls wore hats, so they changed it to Little Red Dress.

"Little Red Dress met a wolf in the forest. She had never seen a wolf before, and she didn't know that wolves were ferocious, so she told the wolf the purpose of coming to the forest. After the wolf knew, she tricked Little Red Dress to pick mushrooms and the big bad wolf ran away. Go to the cabin in the woods Dress up as a little red dress and knock on grandma's door 'Grrrr!' The big bad wolf swallowed up little red skirt's grandma whole..The big bad wolf pretends to be a grandma.The big wolf opens With a big mouth, 'Gulu!', he swallowed the little red skirt without even biting."

"Have you eaten all?"

"Later a woodcutter came. The woodcutter took out a pair of big scissors, and before the big wolf woke up, he used the quickest movement to cut open the wolf's belly carefully. Grandma and Xiaohong Skirt was rescued from the belly of the wolf."

Seeing the black-bellied little loli listening to the story carefully, Zhu Pingan sighed that children are still easy to accept new things. If this story is told to adults in this era, they will definitely not be accepted. They will ask how the big bad wolf can talk Ah, can a wolf's stomach hold an adult and a child? Why can the person who eats it come out well?

After telling the adapted version of the story of Little Red Riding Hood, Zhu Pingan asked, "After listening to this story, what have you learned?"

"Chew your food."

The black-bellied little loli blinked her eyes, tilted her head and said.

Chew your food!

It’s not this at all, okay!

The story of Little Red Riding Hood is to warn the little girl not to chat with strangers casually, and not to be playful, but to go home early!

Zhu Ping'an also hopes that this story will make the black-bellied little loli stay away from strangers like herself, and stop playing outside, go home and be a lady of the big family who doesn't leave the door.

But I didn't expect that the black-bellied little loli didn't play cards according to common sense at all, and said that you should chew food, which shocked Zhu Pingan.

The black-bellied little loli listened to the stories with gusto. The stories told by this little poor man were different from those told by others, and seemed very interesting.

"Well, seeing you work so hard, I'll give you another chance. You're talking about one."

The black-bellied little loli said something arrogantly.

"Uh" Zhu Pingan was stunned for a moment, looked at the sun in the sky, the master should take a break from get out of class now, "Okay, let me tell you another story about the frog prince."

"Once upon a time, there was a king. All his daughters were beautiful, especially the little one. Even the sun, which had never seen anything, would respect her beauty every time it shone on her face. Surprised. Near the king's palace there is a large dark forest. In the forest, under an old lime tree, there is a well."

The black-bellied little loli listened carefully, and felt that the story told by this little **** was quite interesting, and the words were good.

Why are you surprised by her beauty every time the sun shines on her face? Are you calling me beautiful in a disguised form? Oh, it makes people feel a little shy.

"The little princess doesn't like this ugly frog very much."

When Zhu Pingan talked about this, he was interrupted by the black-bellied little loli, "If it were me, I wouldn't like this ugly frog even more. The toad wants to eat swan meat. Huh, I like the best frog in the world." If he is the number one scholar, I will be the wife of an official.”

The little brat is so shameless that he puts the dowry yuan on his lips every day to be an official wife. That's right, such a little brat doesn't have the concept of shyness yet.

"From then on, the handsome prince and the beautiful little princess lived a happy life." Zhu Pingan finally finished telling the story of the frog prince, and was interrupted several times by the black-bellied little loli.

"What, a toad is a toad, and it will never become a prince. Stewed toad and stewed toad are fine, but you can't become a prince"

(end of this chapter)