Chapter 189 Congratulations, you can pass the scientific examination
In the inn, Zhu Ping'an leaned over to compose, and was immersed in it unconsciously.
It feels so good to be totally involved and have peace of mind.
It was already noon when Zhu Ping'an finished an stereotyped essay, and he was a little hungry. Zhu Ping'an put away his pen, ink, paper and inkstone, washed his hands, and went downstairs.
Walking downstairs, Zhu Pingan greeted the shopkeeper as usual, and politely asked the shop assistant to cook him one meat, one vegetarian, two dishes, two steamed buns, and a bowl of soup as usual, and then sat down at the table near the door. On an empty table. But for some reason, Zhu Pingan felt that the students sitting in the lobby looked at him a little strangely, as if there was a faint feeling that they wanted to draw a clear line with him.
The inn served food very quickly. Not long after Zhu Pingan sat down, the food ordered was brought by the shop assistant.
Zhu Pingan only had two mouthfuls here, when he heard a familiar howling at the door, like killing a pig, and when he looked up, he saw the familiar figure of the fat man, rushing towards the inn screaming all the way.
"Help, stop quickly, stop" the fat man panicked and came roaring all the way.
Behind the three vicious dogs, chasing the fat man and barking.
Zhu Ping'an was speechless for a while, why did this guy attract dogs again, just like the last time he went to Xiahe Village.
The fat man running wildly and desperately saw Zhu Pingan sitting in the inn, as if seeing a savior, he opened his mouth and shouted, tears were about to come out, "Brother Zhu, why are you still sitting, hurry up!" "
The fat man rushed into the lobby of the inn in embarrassment, screaming and ran to Zhu Ping'an, but accidentally slipped on his foot and fell. The three vicious dogs, who were still some distance away behind them, rushed over barking wildly, and they were about to have a wonderful encounter with the fat man.
Fatty looked at the three vicious dogs rushing towards him, and his eyeballs almost popped out of fright. At that time, he only had one thought, my life is over.
At this critical moment, a chicken leg flew over the fat man's head, drew a graceful parabola, and flung it into the face of a dog. Then, in an instant, the three dogs started a fierce fight over the chicken leg, howling. Forgot about the fat man in Java.
The fat man turned his head and saw Zhu Pingan's action of throwing chicken legs, and he was very moved. Brother Zhu is still reliable.
"Don't forget to pay me a chicken leg." Zhu Pingan said lightly.
"Let's not talk about one, even a hundred will do. Brother Zhu, your hand is still useful." The fat man got up from the ground, clapped his hands, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, he tidied up his clothes and walked to Zhu Ping'an in a well-dressed manner. He sat down at that table, as if the fat man who fell in embarrassment just now was not him.
"Boss, here are four more dishes and one soup, the signature dish." After the fat man sat down, he turned his head and asked the shopkeeper.
"Why are you messing with the dog again?" Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man and asked calmly.
"You know that I have been afraid of dogs since I was a child, and I was chased by dogs last time at your door, but who is the fat man, how can I be intimidated by such difficulties. I have been seeking talents, and finally asked a The way to deal with vicious dogs. This vicious dog eats soft and fears hard. If you walk by it, it will bite you. The more you are afraid, the more aggressive it is. Bend down like picking up stones, it will definitely run! So, I just want to try." The fat man sat there and talked, talking about driving dogs like saving the universe.
The method is good, but if you try it, just find a dog. If you mess with three, you deserve to be chased by dogs for three streets!
Zhu Ping'an was speechless towards the fat man's mindless behavior of shitting.
After the food ordered by the fat man was ready, the fat man asked Zhu Pingan to eat with him, and complained to Zhu Pingan at the same time.
"You don't know. Before I went home, my godmother said that my father and mother must miss me. After I went back, I found that I was wrong. My father didn't miss me, he wanted to scold me. At home, he told me to get out Go out; outside, he tells me to go home; if I don’t read, scold me for poor homework , say I’m a waste of money; eat, scold me for being greedy; don’t eat, he scolds me again I have a tricky mouth; if I don’t speak, scold me for being so boring that I can’t kick a hot fart; talk, and scold me for talking too much bullshit, I doubt what he wants, whether I am real.”
After the fat man sat down, he never stopped complaining.
Regarding this, Zhu Ping'an can only hehe.
This lunch, Zhu Pingan ate a lot, but the fat man ate very little, and he seemed to have something on his mind.
"What's the matter, tell me if you are unhappy." Zhu Pingan asked with a smile as he drank the last mouthful of porridge.
"Brother Zhu, you really are." The fat man shook his fat face and choked on laughter.
Zhu Ping’an’s words are nothing in modern times, and everyone has heard them a lot, but this is the first time this sentence has been heard in ancient times, and the effect is very prominent.
But after laughing, the fat man was still embarrassed to speak.
Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man, thought for a while, and asked, "Brother Xue, are you worried about the scientific examination?"
The fat man looked up at Zhu Pingan in disbelief when he heard the words. He was very surprised, and he didn't know why Zhu Pingan guessed it.
"Nonsense, you can talk and laugh freely even when your father scolds you. As far as the current matter is concerned, this is the only scientific test." Zhu Ping'an curled his lips.
"Hehehe, Brother Zhu really deserves to be the chief case, with a meticulous mind. Alas, the fat man was still in high spirits when he left your house, but after returning home and being beaten by his father, he realized that the scientific examination seems to be even more difficult than the hospital examination. A lot. The college exam is just for young students to compete for talents, and there are still dozens of places, but this science exam is for scholars to compete for others, and the number of places is still less than half. I haven't even passed the college exam." The fat man had a bitter face , the chubby face that used to be full of spirits has a sad look.
"It was okay at first, my father spent a lot of effort and entrusted the seven aunts and eight aunts, and finally managed to entrust the relationship with the seven aunts and eight aunts who were promoted to school officials. As a result, the school officials were transferred to Sichuan. I have gone. Mr. Zhao from the capital has been transferred here to serve as an academic officer, and all the previous efforts have been in vain." The fat man's fat face turned into a chrysanthemum with worry.
"Master Zhao?" Zhu Pingan was stunned for a moment, thinking of the unreasonable fat man he met on the road this morning, it seemed that he belonged to Master Zhao's house.
"That's right, Mr. Zhao Wenhua, Mr. Zhao, you don't know that the senior officer has changed?" The fat man rolled his eyes with small eyes.
Zhao Wenhua? !
Zhu Pingan suddenly smiled when he heard the words, patted the fat man on the shoulder, and said confidently: "Congratulations, you can pass the scientific examination."
After finishing speaking, Zhu Pingan shook his head and walked upstairs with a smile, whispering to Zhao Wenhua, ha ha
"Hey, what do you mean?"
The fat man scratched his head, followed Zhu Ping'an's footsteps, and went upstairs.
(end of this chapter)