Chapter 195 Gambling
"Eating is fine, but drinking is fine."
Zhu Ping'an was still very interested in Fatty's proposal to treat guests. There was no other way. He was not full at noon. It wasn't that Zhu Ping'an was picky about food. The cakes in the examination room were too unpalatable. Zhang cake.
Of course, this is also understandable. The scientific examination is not an important national examination such as the rural examination, and the funds allocated are very small, so it is good to have bread.
"The first-class champion Hong, don't regret it." The fat man said with a fat face.
Of course, and eggs. Zhu Pingan was not at all interested.
Because the papers were handed in early, it was only around three o'clock in the afternoon at this time, and there were not many people in the restaurant. Zhu Ping'an and Fatty sat down in a window seat under the guidance of the store clerk. The fat man generously asked the shopkeeper to bring his signature dishes to the table, and Zhu Ping'an also enjoyed the rewards, since the fat man's family is not short of money anyway.
While Zhu Ping'an and the others were feasting in the restaurant, many students in Tsing Yi and long robes came to the restaurant one after another, filling the lobby. These students should have just left the examination room. At that time, there were a lot of people submitting papers, and the proctor Zhao Wenhua didn't have time to review them on the spot, so he just accepted the papers. These people didn't know how they did in the exam, they were nervous or excited, they were full of opinions about the questions, they were arguing and drinking, and the restaurant became lively.
Listening to the voices of these underachievers discussing the exam questions, the fat man rolled his eyes and began to snort disdainfully, but it may be that the voice was so low that it didn't cause any movement, which made the fat man a little upset, but brother is the first!
I'll go, you give gifts and go through the back door, where does your sense of pride come from! Zhu Ping'an despised Fatty's virtue very much.
"This time the question is simple, I think it should be fine."
"Well, I also feel that there is great hope of passing the scientific examination this time."
While the scholars at the nearby table were encouraging each other, they heard a melodious and loud fart sound.
"Do not"
Clear and melodious, the words are positive and round.
For a while, it was extremely loud.
The restaurant suddenly fell silent, and all the cheering voices disappeared. The scholar at that table followed the voice, and saw a fat man on the next table looking back at everyone with an innocent face.
"Sweet and sweeping!"
"It's really degrading!"
"If you don't control a fart, how can you control the world!"
The student at the next table blamed the fat man, we just said yes, no problem, what does your **** fart "no" mean, bad luck! Of course, the student would definitely not show it so vulgarly, and the words of accusation were polite, but the expression of indignation was still in place.
Facing the accusations from everyone, the fat man replied without blushing or panting, "I'm not farting, I'm breathing from my ass."
Breathe your sister!
Just now I saw this guy blushing, and thought he was doing something, damn, I didn’t expect this guy to be milking farts
To be honest, Zhu Pingan has the urge to hit him now.
Although the scholar is gentle, but when the fat man said this, many students at the next table couldn't help it, and wanted to raise their arms.
"Why, you control the sky and the earth, and you also control people's **** and fart?"
"What are you doing?"
"Don't be impulsive, we are all people of status, and we can't do what the violent tiger Feng He did."
The fat man got up from the table, waved his fat hands to control the situation, then shook his fat face and said provocatively: "Well, we all came down from the examination room, so, let's make a bet, you two at the same table Four people, there are two people at our table, we are more than the number of people who passed the list this time. You win, and I, Xue Chiren, apologize to you at the best restaurant in Yingtian City; but if we win, Hehe, you just treat us to a meal here. Why, don’t you dare?”
Your sister, it turns out that this guy has this idea!
I still have Fatty who has passed the scientific examination, it is safe, no matter how good the level of people at that table is, they should not pass half, almost sure to win, winning the meal is second, fat people can show off the limelight; on the other hand, even if it is If he loses, Fatty is also showing off.
Zhu Ping'an was speechless towards Fatty's shameless behavior, and he was not interested in showing off. Of course, this kind of thing is not out of the ordinary, so I let the fat man toss about it. When the time comes, Fatty will come whenever he likes, but he has no intention of coming.
"You said it yourself, don't regret it."
The students at the table next to him couldn't wait to yell away as soon as Fatty finished speaking. In their eyes, Fatty, who can't even control his fart, still wants to pass the scientific examination. As for the boy sitting opposite Fatty, he is obviously stupid It's not all grown up yet, it must be a prison student donated by the family, and it's probably not even as fat as a fat one.
So, in their view, fat people are purely looking for abuse. Of course, they must be very satisfied with this kind of behavior!
So, next, they found a few middlemen in the restaurant, and then took out their references to prove their identities, and then copied down the names and places of origin of the people at the two tables, and waited for the results to be released as evidence of the bet.
Then, the whole restaurant became harmonious again.
I don’t know when, a pair of father and daughter singing songs came to the lobby of the restaurant. They were very simple in clothes. The father played a stringed instrument and the daughter sang songs. This girl is about seventeen or eighteen years old. She has a delicate face, not very beautiful, but she has a good voice.
After singing two songs, my father put down the instrument and walked around the lobby with an iron pan to listen to the rewards.
Zhu Ping'an also touched more than a dozen coins and put them on the old man's plate.
"Thank you, son."
Someone offered a reward, and the girl standing in place put her hands on her waist, bent her legs and made a blessing.
Everything was fine at first, but suddenly the girl cried out and begged for mercy, breaking this harmonious scene.
It turned out that at some point in the lobby, a greasy-haired and pink-faced boy appeared in the lobby. He was flirting with the girl in the lobby with an obscene expression, talking about enjoying the blessings with his brother, the standard molesting words that his brother will make you happy, and there are a few scumbags behind him.
The people in the lobby were all scholars with no sense of justice, and all of them immediately got up and prepared for a performance of heroes saving the beauty.
"I don't think any of you dare to make a move. Mr. Zhao, the proposing officer, is my third uncle." The greasy-haired and pink-faced young man let out a wry smile, pointed arrogantly at the people in the lobby, and threatened with confidence.
These scholars have just left the examination room, whether they can take the Enke Township Examination, but it is all in the hands of their uncle Zhao Wenhua, Mr. Zhao, so every scholar dared to move around for a while, even the fat man seemed to want to get up and dare not get up.
The girl's father wanted to save his girl, but he was stopped by that vicious dog leg.
"Hahaha, you should obediently be my eighth concubine, and give me another white and fat boy, hahaha"
This evil young man was very proud, and continued to tease him.
(end of this chapter)