Chapter 259： couplet

Chapter 259 Couplets

"It's reserved for those who made couplets, not for you, you should go to other inns to have a look."

The store bullies the customers, and the slave bullies the master.

The shop assistant’s impatient words were full of sarcasm, and the contemplative literati in the inn gave a look of discrimination and contempt. The combination of two critical strike combos can cause at least 10,000 points of damage. In an embarrassing situation, most people may hide their faces in shame and leave.

However, to everyone's surprise, the poor country boy at the door of the inn seemed unable to hear the sarcasm from the shop assistant or understand the discrimination from the crowd. I am happy to say a word:

"Really, then there is a house."

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What a simple boy!

The people in the inn lobby who were concentrating on the couplet, heard Zhu Ping'an's words, and looked at the silly smiling boy at the door, and couldn't help but let out a burst of laughter. I think, at this time, the most elegant description of the poor country boy at the door in their hearts can only be the word "simple". Of course, judging from their laughing expressions, the description in their minds of the poor boy at the door is more likely to be colloquial: idiot! Silly X!

The inn clerk heard the words, looked at the silly smiling boy at the door, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. There is wool, I can’t understand human language, the reserved room is not for you!

"The rest of the rooms in the store are reserved for those who have given the couplets. They are not for rent. Guest officer, please go away and don't give them away."

The store clerk became more and more impatient. Looking at Zhu Ping'an, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation to the door. Although he was smiling, what he said was also full of irony.

"Really, then I'll come to match the couplets too."

Zhu Ping'an led Shamate's dark horse at the door, narrowed his eyes slightly and said. With a simple and honest face, the smile remained the same, as if he didn't know what it was to be rejected.

The store clerk glanced at Zhu Pingan up and down, rolled his eyes, and exhaled a foul breath from his nose, showing extreme disdain.

you also?

Don’t use this word so casually, okay, you will lower the grade of the couplet couplets in the inn lobby! look at you. It is obvious that someone who planed food in the dirt in the countryside has a trace of literary and ink all over his body. It would be nice to be able to recognize your own name, so why not talk about couplets. You know, these couplets are collected by our boss from all over the country, and the average scholar dare not say that he can match even one of them. Come to the next couplet, with such a big tone, I don't care to expose you!

"Why. Can't it be right now?" The boy at the door looked towards the lobby and asked softly, showing his white teeth.

"So what if you can be right, so what if you can't. Anyway, you can't be right. You should find another inn while it's still early."

The shop assistant is very impatient. The lobby is full of talented people with high literary accomplishments, etc. If you let a country planer like you go to join in the fun, wouldn’t that be equivalent to humiliating these distinguished guests? Think about it, these talented people in the lobby are big Dude, there are still many people who can't get a couplet right. If you go in with a muddy leg, you can't get a couplet right. Doesn't that mean that these talented men are no different from a mud-legged person? No, this kind of thing must not be allowed to happen.

"That's right." The boy at the door smiled cheerfully, with a simple and honest smile, but it was particularly dazzling in the eyes of the shop assistant.

You play it!

The store clerk is a mouthful of old blood again, you are so funny, you can't understand human language. Can you grasp the point? I'm talking about letting you go, so why don't you care if you can do it right? Well, the poor boy at the door really won't turn back until he bumps into the south wall! Well, let you bump! Don't you want to be right, then I will let you be right, but not the six couplets hanging in the lobby of the inn.

"You want to match the couplet, right? You can only go to the lobby to match the couplet if you can match my couplet. If you can't, hehe, then don't even think about the couplet in the lobby, you can't even think about it."

The store clerk looked at Zhu Ping'an and said with a slight snort.

The store clerk is also a person who has studied for several years, otherwise he would not be able to work in this inn. The salary of this inn is two or three times that of other inns. The guy just came to this inn. After only staying here for half a year, the money this shop clerk earns is enough for other people to work hard for two or three years, so he can't help but feel a little proud.

"Okay." Zhu Pingan replied cheerfully, with the same smile.

"Pengmen is now open for you." The store clerk opened and closed with two breaths, and came up with a couplet with the theme of ancient poems.

In fact, this couplet is not difficult at all, it comes from Du Fu's "The Guest Arrives". This is a second couplet written by the store clerk, asking Zhu Pingan to go to the first couplet, but he deliberately didn't say whether it was the first couplet or the second couplet, because he looked down on Zhu Pingan. If you have read the poems and books, you will know that this is Du Fu's "The Guest" In the half sentence in "The flower path has never been swept by guests, the Pengmen is now opened for the king", as long as you say the previous sentence, it is correct.

After the couplet was released, the store clerk squinted and booed Zhu Ping'an, and the people in the lobby who were thinking about the couplet also looked at the door boredly, as if it was a pastime.

"Pengmen is now open for you"

Zhu Pingan took the dark horse to kill Matt and softly recited the couplets written by the store clerk. When the clerk wanted to say that repetitions were not counted as couplets, Zhu Pingan then said the next couplet:

"Sleep you paralyzed and get up"

Pengmen is now open for you, sleep you paralyzed hi!

As soon as Zhu Pingan uttered this couplet, everyone in the lobby seemed to have been acupointed. They were stunned for a second, and then laughed at everyone in the lobby. Although people in the ancient Ming Dynasty did not know the word "hi", "high", but the word "hi" also had a meaning of onomatopoeia and exclamation in ancient times, and this meaning can almost be understood to a certain extent.

The garden path full of flowers and plants has not been cleaned for welcoming guests; the door made of grass is only opened today because of your arrival. What a poetic line, but the seven words "Sleep, you are paralyzed and wake up" are like a pig, and the artistic conception is instantly given up like a dog eating shit.

This kind of shock is simply insane.

Of course, the store clerk who was on the front line of the shock wave suffered 10,000 points of damage. He felt as if a piece of Xiang was stuffed into his mouth. spoke.

"The flower path has never been swept by guests, and the Pengmen is now open for you." Zhu Pingan showed eight teeth, broke into a standard smile, and then said: "Hehehe, I think the atmosphere is too serious, just kidding .”

In one sentence, Re Xiang, who was about to be spit out by the shop assistant, was stuffed into his mouth again.

(end of this chapter)