Chapter 330： wait, something seems wrong

Chapter 330 and so on, something seems wrong

This poem by Zhu Ping'an stole the limelight at the banquet, "I'm going to Quantai to recruit the old department, and I will kill Yan Luo with a hundred thousand flags" This poem is really shocking. After death, I am alive to serve my country and expel the Hulu and Japanese pirates. Even if I die in battle, I will gather the old troops in Jiuyouzhiquan and continue to serve the country. I am so loyal!

"On paper. You are just a weak scholar. You have never been on the battlefield and have never led a soldier. Returning a hundred thousand to the old army. Fantastic!"

Luo Longwen, as always, took special care of Zhu Ping'an, pointing out the unreasonableness of Zhu Ping's poem "Serving the Country with Loyalty" and satirizing Zhu Ping's rhetoric.

"What Master Luo said is very true. It's the boy Meng Lang who thinks he has a million soldiers in his chest."

Zhu Ping'an smiled indifferently with the corners of his mouth pulled, his smile was calm and breezy, and he didn't argue with Luo Longwen, it was enough to let them know that he was not a soft persimmon they could knead at will.

The banquet continued, Luo Longwen and the others had learned their lesson, and they would not bring Zhu Pingan to play with any poetry or prose in the future. Without Zhu Ping'an to add to the chaos, Comrade Ouyang's performance was still very exciting, and he was unanimously praised by everyone, just because Zhu Ping'an's song "Serving the Country with Loyalty" just now was like a fishbone stuck in his throat, which made Comrade Ouyang famous Some fly in the ointment.

At the banquet, Zhu Pingan also got a lot of news, gossip, court, coastal and so on.

After the palace test, Comrade Ouyang is going to get married to the Yan Mansion, and it is said that he is the second lady of the Yan Mansion;

The news that the Japanese pirates on the coast had breached Ningbo, Shaoxing, Songyang and other places reached the capital.

The old boy Li Mo was re-used by the imperial government as the Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and he was bestowed with the word "loyalty" in the imperial letter, and the emperor also allowed him to ride in and out of the palace gate, almost catching up with the treatment of Yan Ge's old man;

Of course, drinking is indispensable at the banquet. The few people sitting under Luo Longwen seemed to have been instructed to come and offer Zhu Pingan a lot of wine, and they had the intention of pouring Zhu Pingan on the banquet.

In this regard, Zhu Ping'an had no choice but to use his big move - urine escape.

Out of the place where the banquet was held, there was a maid accompanying Zhu Pingan who wanted to serve Zhu Pingan to relieve him. maid!

This Yan Mansion really knows how to enjoy life, let the maids serve the toilet!

In other words, if this maid really serves, I probably won’t be able to urinate

Therefore, Zhu Pingan just asked the maid to point out the direction of the changing place (toilet), then thanked the maid for her kindness, and went to the toilet alone.

Yan Mansion is very large, the direction of the toilet that the maid pointed to is a bamboo garden, Zhu Pingan entered the bamboo garden and walked around a few times along the path, and then saw the toilet located in the bamboo garden. The toilet was very luxuriously built, and if it wasn't marked with the word "changing clothes", Zhu Ping'an would have almost regarded it as a separate hotel in the bamboo garden.

I heard that the private toilet used by Yan Song and his son is even more unique. The toilet used by the two is said to be a beautifully carved white jade beauty, wearing colorful clothes, I don’t know whether it is true or not.

After using the toilet, Zhu Pingan found a place in the bamboo forest and stopped for a while. Under the breeze, the drunkenness was reduced by half.

When Zhu Pingan was about to return to the banquet venue, he found that he seemed to have gone the wrong way in the bamboo garden. When he got out of the bamboo garden, it was not the place he had just entered, but another exquisite small garden with the fragrance of flowers.

The garden was relatively quiet, and no maids or servants were seen, but there seemed to be faint voices in the room.

Going back late, the old boy Luo Longwen will probably make trouble for him again, Yan Shifan is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, if he cares about it, he will inevitably be sad. In order to return to the banquet venue as soon as possible, Zhu Pingan decided to take the liberty of asking the people in the room for directions.

"May I ask you a question."

Zhu Ping'an entered the room, cupped his hands and gave a salute, but stopped in the middle of speaking, and his eyes almost didn't come out.

Nima, don’t bring such a thing.

I saw a bathtub in the room, with heat and petals floating, and a cool young girl stood outside the barrel, staring at Zhu Pingan who suddenly appeared in the room with wide eyes in surprise.

How to do? How to do?

Zhu Ping'an's brain was running fast. Under this sudden scene, Zhu Ping'an was shocked, except for a cold sweat, and his drunkenness had long since disappeared.

Regardless of whether this girl is the master or a maid of the Yan Mansion, the scene of being seen out of the bath by herself is unbearable even in modern society, let alone this strict etiquette Daming.

The girl was stunned by this sudden scene at the moment, but when she came to her senses, her first reaction must have been to scream loudly, and then alarmed the Yan Mansion, and the consequences must have been very serious.

It’s okay if this girl is a maid, but if it’s the young lady of the Yan Mansion, uh, don’t be so **** as the second lady of the Yan Mansion. Just now at the banquet, someone said that Comrade Ouyang would be engaged to the second lady after the palace examination.

Nima, Comrade Ouyang is still looking for his own life! Not to mention Yan Shifan and Yan Song, these are existences who can turn themselves into flying ash with the movement of their little fingers!

How to do!

said, sorry miss, I didn't mean it?

Or, sorry miss, I didn't see anything?

Pull it down, in this way, I should be turned into ashes, or I will be turned into ashes, it doesn't work at all!

Seeing that the **** the opposite side was about to open her mouth, and the scream was about to come out, Zhu Pingan said a word first, and then the **** the opposite side closed her mouth that was about to open.

"I'm sorry, son."

Zhu Pingan cupped his hands and said something first, and then hiccupped, as if he had drunk too much.

Excuse me son? You are blind, I am obviously a woman, why do you call me son. This was the first reaction of the girl opposite, and then a hint of joy appeared on the girl's blushing pretty face in the next second.

I figured it out, I'm a woman, but this person said I'm sorry son, that is to say, this person didn't see me clearly, yes, the weather is a bit gloomy today, and the windows are closed in this room. It must be a little dark and hard to see clearly. The girl felt a little lucky and secretly happy when she thought of this. Fortunately, God made me save face.

"Ahem, may I ask you, where is the Bibi Pavilion?" Zhu Pingan lowered his head, not daring to look any further, and casually asked about a place. This Bibi Pavilion was a courtyard that Zhu Pingan saw on his way to the bathroom.

"Go out and turn left!" The girl opposite said in a hoarse voice on purpose, trying to thicken her voice.

"Thank you, son."

Zhu Ping'an bowed his hands to thank him, turned around and left without stopping, his heart was pounding, one step and two steps. Until he walked out of the yard, he felt lucky, damn, scared the **** baby!

Out of the yard, Zhu Pingan almost trotted all the way away, no matter where the banquet is, stay away from this yard first! Turning around three times, and when the courtyard was far away, Zhu Pingan asked another servant where the banquet was, and hurried back to the banquet.

After Zhu Ping'an left, the girl who came out of the bath quickly got dressed and patted her chest, feeling very lucky.

That boy is blind, he could mistake this girl for a son.

Then, the girl seemed to feel that something was wrong, she walked out of the house, walked to the yard, and then returned to the door of the house again, looking suspiciously at the room.

That young man is really blind, he can see clearly in the room, he can even see the pattern of petals in the tub clearly.

Wait, it seems something is wrong.

Then, there was a scream piercing the sky

(end of this chapter)