Chapter 445： My life is at its peak

Chapter 445 My horse life has reached its peak

The morning is cold, the sky gradually fades from the darkness of the night, and the dawn light slowly rises from the eastern horizon.

By the time the servants and maids of the Hou Mansion got up to sweep the courtyard in the morning, Zhu Ping'an had already washed and changed into his riding clothes. The little maid of Baozi came to the guest room on time with the breakfast food box in her arms, and put a rich breakfast on the dining table.

Today's spring outing, Li Shu went with the second lady and the girls, and Zhu Pingan went with Zhou Fatty and the boys.

When it was about to set off, Zhou Fatty came over in a riding outfit and took Zhu Pingan to the stables of the Hou Mansion, and wanted to ride there together.

In other words, wearing a riding outfit on Fatty Zhou looks awkward no matter how you look at it. It feels like a potato wrapped in leather pants. The tight aesthetic is also drunk.

When he arrived at the stables, Zhu Ping'an was dumbfounded. This **** dark horse was riding on the back of a smooth-colored red horse, doing some simple and repetitive mechanical movements. Seeing Zhu Ping'an come in, this guy looked disgusted and unhappy. He came down, and tried his best to cover the red horse with his short body, as if to prevent his girlfriend from being exposed

"Ahem, cough, brother-in-law, you horse, um, you really know how to enjoy life." Fatty Zhou said after being stunned for a long time.

This shameful thing!

Zhu Pingan looked at the dark horse that killed Matt, and really had the urge to castrate it! A crossbow horse who can't do anything, is very good at soaking horses. By the way, this guy seems to have hooked up with a horse in the Hanlin Academy

Hearing Fatty Zhou's words, Zhu Pingan smiled awkwardly, and then went to pull Shamate's black horse with a dark face. Today, riding a horse to hunt for spring outings is impossible without a mount. Although Shamate has various problems, after all It is also a mount.

However, to Zhu Pingan's surprise, Shamate went on strike and couldn't be dragged away no matter what. Pulled too much, Shamate quickly lay down on the ground, put on a posture that I would not leave even if I was killed, it was like playing a rogue, no matter how you pull, I just won't get up! No go no go I won't go!

Nima! The horse's neck is so long, but it just can't move this guy! It is a model of forgetting friends after seeing sex! Therefore, Zhu Ping'an's idea of ​​eunuching this guy was once again strengthened.

"Ahem, that brother-in-law, forget it. I don't think your horse is very good. I guess you can't run as well as others. I didn't intend to let you lead your horse. Let's go. I still have a fine horse in my stable. , were transported from the northwest, and they are half a head taller than your horse."

Fatty Zhou looked down on Shamate's dark horse at all, and took Zhu Pingan to the other side of the stable to lead the horse. This is the only way for now, Zhu Pingan nodded.

Seeing that Zhu Pingan gave up on the black horse that killed Matt, a pair of side-parted horse heads were raised at forty-five degrees, showing full of pride! Hmph, poor human being, I have reached the peak of Ma Sheng! I have a car (myself) and a house (luxury stables), and I just got on a horse Fumei.

"Well, you help me change the red horse."

Before leaving, Zhu Ping'an gritted his teeth and told the boy in charge of the stable, "Small sample, let your horse grow to the top!"

When Zhu Pingan saw the horse that Fatty Zhou mentioned, he despised the black horse that killed Matt even more. Did you see it? This is the horse.

Look at this tall horse, this flying mane, every part of this body is so well matched, the muscles of the whole body are full of strength like flowing water, obedient and full of spirituality, this is a horse!

Leading the horse out, Zhu Pingan followed Fatty Zhou to meet the second generation ancestors from several nearby Gonghou Bofu, and they rode the horses to the suburbs of Beijing together.

Many of these second-generation ancestors Zhu Ping'an also knew each other. They were the second-generation ancestors of the brocade hat and sable fur that they met at the gate of the city when they first came to the capital. In addition, many of them also came to the Huaihou Mansion to ridicule Zhou Fatty when they tried to release the rankings last time. , Of course, I also ridiculed Zhu Ping'an, but after knowing that Zhu Ping'an won the Huiyuan when the list was released, my opinion of Zhu Ping'an changed a lot.

Xu Laosan next door also came, besides Xu Laosan, there was a more proud person beside Xu Laosan, who looked three or four years older than Xu Laosan, probably Xu Laosan. In addition, it was the first time Zhu Pingan met many noble children.

Fatty Zhou got to know the acquainted Xungui's children and Zhu Ping'an, and then they all rode their horses to the outskirts spring outing.

These second-generation ancestors rode their horses exactly as they did when they first met them. They laughed and rode their horses to compare each other's speed. They didn't care about the crowd on the street at all, and the angry horses roared away in fresh clothes. There were even people who deliberately galloped their horses towards crowded places, and heard the sound of dodging chickens and dogs, laughing and galloping away.

Zhou Fatty is fat, and he can’t ride the same horse as fast as other honorable children, and he falls behind. Zhu Pingan wasn't riding fast either, and was worried that riding too fast would hurt the crowd on the street, so he also fell behind.

"Brother-in-law, that's interesting." Fatty Zhou thought that Zhu Pingan was deliberately lagging behind him, so he extended his thumb to Zhu Pingan. In the past, when riding with this group of honorable children, Fatty Zhou always fell behind. This time it was finally not the best.

Zhu Pingan shook his head slightly and smiled, but did not explain.

The second-generation ancestors riding horses in front were shouting and laughing in the crowd. The crowd on both sides of the street dodged again and again as if avoiding the plague, and dared not speak out, but the second-generation ancestors seemed to enjoy this feeling very much.

"Haha, brother Liu, this feels like rushing into battle, like entering no one's land, it's cool."

The second-generation ancestors compared galloping horses in the crowd to generals who charged into battle, and compared those who dodged to enemies who were discouraged.

There is a way to go to the battlefield to charge against the Tartars, go to the southeast coast to charge against the Japanese pirates, what can you do against unarmed ordinary people on the two-acre three-point land of your own home.

What a group of parasites destined to be eliminated by society!

Zhu Pingan looked at the second-generation ancestors laughing and galloping in front of him, and shook his head in disappointment. When these people grow up, they will be placed in the army by their families, and placed in various departments, which is really a hidden danger.

In front, there is a woman carrying a basket and holding a child in one hand. On the left is an eight or nine-year-old girl, and on the right is a three or four-year-old boy. Probably someone from outside the capital came to the capital to sell their own fruits and vegetables.

Because of the large number of people, the women and their children did not see the second-generation ancestors coming on horseback not far from the opposite side. When the second-generation ancestors rode over and the crowd moved away like the plague, the women had time to protect them in a hurry. The two dodged as much as possible to the side of the street.

The first few second-generation ancestors were able to dodge with their horses, while several second-generation ancestors in the middle walked together. It was too late to dodge, and the horse bumped into the basket carried by the woman, knocking the woman to the side of the street.

Fortunately, there are no hard objects on the street, and the woman just scratched her scalp, which is not a serious problem.

"Go to **** and find a tree with a crooked neck, and get away from it. My horse is frightened, can you afford it?" The second generation ancestor who bumped into the woman in front turned around and saw that the woman was fine, cursed a few words, and galloped away , look and never look again.

(end of this chapter)