Chapter 504： first taste

Chapter 504 First Taste

"No matter what, you can't watch it. You made a mistake yourself, and you still have so many excuses. Dare to do it but not admit it..."

"You still claim to be a scholar, don't you know that no evil is seen? A wolf with a big tail was read in a sage book, and Confucius, Mencius, and Zeng Zi all blush for you. Hmph, how did you teach you a wolf with a big tail..."

After returning to the cave, Li Shu puffed out her mouth, and angrily taunted someone. Her **** eyes turned into standard white eyes, expressing her contempt for someone.

After a long time, the night was dark and everything was silent, and the cave gradually became quiet, with only the sound of even breathing.

After waking up in the middle of the night in a daze, Zhu Ping'an lay on the grass bunk and couldn't fall asleep. His mind was full of Li Shu, and he even had uncontrollable thoughts...

So, I couldn't sleep more and more.

I don’t know why, but I have such impure thoughts about Li Shu

This is a girl who is black-bellied, headstrong, worshiping money, a young lady with a temper, who can whip people, and sometimes has a vicious heart. When she was a child, this girl even packed up a basket of local specialties that her mother was reluctant to eat at home. She didn't cherish it at all. Throw it into the ditch like litter...

This girl is not my cup of tea...

The reason for such impure thoughts is probably because Li Shu is too beautiful, and her taste is astringent, even Confucius can't avoid it, let alone herself, Zhu Pingan comforted herself like this.

But the past scenes reappeared from time to time, replaying in Zhu Pingan's mind over and over again.

"You tell me a story, this is for you to eat."

During the gap between classes when I was a child with very little material, the scene of a black-bellied and self-willed little loli holding a box containing braised pork, like a rascal pestering herself to tell a story, inexplicably appeared in front of my eyes.

"Daddy and brothers don't like to read books either. The last time I read a book, I got worms. Toad wants to borrow a book, so I just let him read it. It just so happens that toad can help Daddy catch bugs, cluck..."

When I was young, I knew that the Li family had a great collection of books. When I went to the Li family to borrow books and was turned away many times, the words that a certain black-bellied little loli stood at the door and said to the rich man echoed in my ears inexplicably.

The Li family’s collection of books has been continuously enriched, and there are more and more books on the imperial examinations, from scholars, candidates to imperial examinations, as well as the scientific examination notes of former champions, Tanhua, and Jinshi, etc., there are more and more; The study environment is getting better and better, spacious and bright...

And then, a table of tasty and fragrant meals carefully prepared by the chef of the Li family also appeared in front of my eyes one after another. Before the rooster crowed, breakfast had arrived; reading until late at night, you can also eat delicious supper... Li Shu is the chef of the Li family...

Close your eyes, in front of Zhu Ping'an is Li Shu.

Opening his eyes, Zhu Pingan saw Li Shu in front of him.

Zhu Ping'an felt like his brain was poisoned after watching too many small movies on the computer. Turning off the computer and turning it on, it was all Li Shu, Li Shu who laughed, Li Shu who cried, Li Shu who was wayward, and Li Shu who was out of the bath... and he became more and more nervous. It's dry and hot, like a cold and fever, and the whole body is hot and uncomfortable.

"Zhu Ping'an, what's wrong with you?"

While Zhu Pingan was suffering from brain poisoning, he suddenly heard a lark-like voice ringing in his ears.

Zhu Ping'an turned his head and saw Li Shu. At some point, this girl appeared beside him, squatting in front of him, and put her slender hand on his forehead.

"Why is it so hot?" Li Shu opened her mouth in surprise.

Why is it so hot? It's impossible for me to tell the truth, if she knows that she has unreasonable thoughts about her at this time, I don't know how much this girl will react.

"Ahem, I... I seem to be sick and not in good health." Zhu Pingan blushed a little after being arrested.

"Are you sick?"

Li Shu pursed her mouth, blinked her big eyes and squinted at Zhu Pingan with a smile, her voice was raised with a long tail, and there was a playful smile on her lips.

For some reason, Zhu Pingan feels that Li Shu is a little weird at the moment, not the same as usual, as if possessed by a fox spirit, with tight eyes.

Li Shu smiled playfully, blinked her big eyes from Zhu Ping'an's face to Zhu Ping'an's body, and scanned them up and down.

Being caught again, Zhu Pingan noticed that Li Shu's eyes were falling, and couldn't help but blush, and changed his posture to hide the embarrassment at the moment.

"Are you short of body?" Li Shu approached Zhu Ping'an and blinked.

Nani!

Zhu Ping'an couldn't believe his ears, such a arrogant and cold lady like Li Shu would say such words to herself.

After hearing this, Zhu Pingan lost all reason, hugged Li Shu and kissed her.

Huh?

Why does it feel like kissing rough ground? Mouth full of earthy taste.

"Hey, miss, look, why did my uncle gnaw the dirt on the ground early in the morning, is my uncle hungry?"

When Zhu Pingan was puzzled, he suddenly heard a burst of laughter from the little bun girl not far away.

what happened?

Zhu Ping'an opened his eyes, and then found himself lying on the ground outside the grass shop, eating happily. There is Li Shu there! What is the dead of night there! The morning light outside has penetrated into the cave!

Uh!

Everything that happened at night was actually a dream!

"Huh? Did my aunt pee his pants? You're so ashamed." After discovering that Zhu Pingan was gnawing on the soil, the little maid yelled in surprise as if she had discovered a new continent, and then shyly covered Baozi's face. Turn your back.

At this moment, listening to the surprised cry of the little bun girl outside, Zhu Pingan really wanted to find a mouse hole to get in and sweep the floor in a gentle manner, and his reputation will be ruined in one go.

"Dirty."

Li Shu came in and glanced at Zhu Ping'an, her pretty face suddenly turned crimson, and she turned around quickly, scolding with tender lips.

Zhu Ping'an looked at the wet patch on his trousers, felt the sticky feeling, and wanted to die. A lifetime of wisdom was ruined by a dream!

Zhu Ping'an didn't know how he got out of the cave under Li Shu's contemptuous eyes

Fortunately, the costumes of the Ming Dynasty were cumbersome, and the robes were long, so the lack of a pair of trousers would not be disappointing. Zhu Pingan went out of the cave with Li Shu's contemptuous eyes, went to the stream to wash his trousers, and rubbed them several times in the stream water , After wringing out the water, he carried it back to the cave, propped it up with a stick outside the beacon tower outside the cave, and hung the trousers on it. Beacon Tower, with constant fireworks and high temperature, it can dry faster here.

"Your Fish"

Li Shu snorted coldly, looked at Zhu Pingan with disgust, and then put a few grilled fish on the beacon tower.

"thanks."

Zhu Ping'an was a little embarrassed to face Li Shu. When he saw Li Shu, he remembered the dream last night. It was so embarrassing, so he had to turn his eyes to other places, looking at the boundless sea in the distance, to ease the embarrassment.

As soon as he looked at the sea, Zhu Ping'an shook his head, and couldn't help staring at the boss all of a sudden.

(end of this chapter)