Chapter 579： deadly inning

Chapter 579 Fatal Bureau

The abstraction mentioned above.

In fact, Chen Hong’s bureau was very simple, but deadly.

Zhu Pingan could tell from Feng Bao's frown and his expression on the verge of collapse. After listening to Feng Bao's words, Zhu Pingan understood Chen Hong's layout. It was really simple, but the simpler the better It shows the viciousness of the person who made the layout.

It is so simple that you are caught off guard, and it is so deadly that you are too hard to guard against.

Chen Hong’s bureaucracy started with the study room, which belonged to the Hanlin Academy of the inner court, but the biggest difference with the Imperial Academy was that it was an inner court, and it was an institution composed of eunuchs. In addition to mastering and hosting a series of confidential documents such as edicts, which are uploaded to the inner and outer courts, it also has a duty as an inner court institution, that is, it is responsible for recording the emperor's sleeping place every night and the names of the lucky concubines.

In order to ensure the purity of the royal blood, the Ming Dynasty double-recorded the private life of the emperor, that is to say, there were two institutions responsible for recording the emperor's life, one was the official record, and the other was the female official Tongshi.

The female official Tongshi is the place where concubines and court ladies are recorded; the document room records the place where the emperor sleeps at night and the names of the concubines; Recorded from the emperor's point of view.

In addition to recording the life of the emperor's luck, the study room also has a function that the female official Tongshi does not have, that is, arranging the life of the emperor, that is, arranging the **** between the emperor and the concubine. The respect room in the Qing Dynasty was similar. The respect room in the Qing Dynasty was responsible for recording and arranging the **** between the emperor and the harem concubines. Many people thought that there was a respect room in the Ming Dynasty, but it was not the case. There was no respect room in the Ming Dynasty. The Ministry of Internal Affairs is a unique institution of the Qing Dynasty.

Chen Hong's layout started from the function of the document room similar to the respect room.

When Feng Bao first entered the study, Chen Hong warmly helped Feng Bao, asked about his health, imparted experience, and reminded taboos, completely showing the image of a caring big brother. Of course, it was not so easy to deceive Feng Bao's ability to sneak into the clerical room. At the beginning, Feng Bao maintained full vigilance.

But no matter how Feng Bao considered it, he concluded that everything Chen Hong did was beneficial to him.

From cooking for food to eating, to the failure of confidential documents such as edicts, everything Chen Hong does is beneficial to Feng Bao.

Even if Feng Bao thinks about it with the smallest mind, Chen Hong is an upright gentleman (non-physiological).

Thus, Chen Hong achieved the self-cultivation of an actor.

Feng Bao was paralyzed by Chen Hong's perfect performance. More than half a month ago, during a work adjustment in the office, Chen Hong completed the curtain call of Feng Bao's play with the most perfect performance and the most exquisite acting skills.

The result of the performance was that the task of the secretary room arranging the **** between the emperor and the concubine fell on Feng Bao.

And Feng Bao is like Fan Wei, thanking Chen Hong for taking care of him for a good job.

Thank you, brother!

Give me all these beautiful jobs!

Feng Bao remembered what Chen Hong often said to himself before, that a certain little father-in-law won a golden hairpin from a certain master, that a certain father-in-law has been promoted to two ranks because of his service to a certain concubine, and so on and so on. There are countless examples of people becoming rich overnight and changing their fate against the sky. Moreover, Feng Bao also saw with his own eyes several little eunuchs with poor abilities showing off in front of him with the master's reward. At that time, he was a little envious of their luck, otherwise they would work hard for another ten years It's also useless.

It’s all right now, I don’t have to envy them anymore, with this errand, wouldn’t it be possible for me to be close to the water first? Thinking of this, Feng Bao felt grateful to Chen Hong for a while.

However, it wasn't until Feng Bao handled the job that he realized that this f*cking job was a beautiful job, it was like a guillotine, okay?

Arranging the **** between the emperor and the concubines in the harem involves the emperor and all the concubines in the harem. Does it look tall?

However

Fatal is fatal here.

Any person involved in this errand, any little finger can crush himself, the little **** at the bottom of the palace, to death.

Needless to say, the emperor, the supreme ruler of the entire harem, can kill himself if he farts; needless to say, the masters of the harem with the titles of queen, imperial concubine, noble concubine, concubine, concubine, Jieyu, Zhaoyi, nobleman, etc. , are all existences that can crush themselves with one finger; even beauties, talented people, selected servants, and ladies are all masters, and they are not something that a little **** like myself can offend.

If it is a big **** like Huang Jin and Huang Gong, except for the queen, imperial concubine, and concubine, naturally he doesn't have to worry too much, but a young **** like himself has to worry about his superiors all the time. head.

The lower head has already fallen off, but the upper head can't fall off again!

Ever since Feng Bao took this job, he has been worrying about his head all the time.

This is not an exaggeration.

In general, there are two dangers in this errand, one is Emperor Jiajing, the ruler of the world, and the other is the mistresses of the harem.

Let’s talk about Emperor Jiajing first. It is said that being with the emperor is like being with a tiger, and being with the Emperor Jiajing is like being with a crazy tiger, which is even more dangerous. Emperor Jiajing often took elixirs, and the elixirs were heavy metals, which stimulated the nerve center and were even more elusive. They were completely moody and irritable.

In the harem, Emperor Jiajing appeared even more tyrannical.

Emperor Jiajing established and abolished the empress three times, setting the tone of tyranny and blood in the palace with his own hands.

Empress Chen was the original spouse of Emperor Jiajing, but she was frightened to death by Emperor Jiajing's moody and violent temper. At that time, Empress Chen was pregnant, and she sat drinking tea with Emperor Jiajing. At that time, Fang Shi, who was still a court lady, came to deliver tea. Emperor Jiajing saw Fang Shi's hands were white and beautiful, so he held Fang Shi's little hand and did not let go. Chen Hou was jealous Putting the teacup on the table forcefully, he got up to express his dissatisfaction. Emperor Jiajing flew into a rage on the spot and scolded Empress Chen. Empress Chen was so frightened and overwhelmed that she had an abortion and became ill.

After the death of Empress Chen, only one month later, Emperor Jiajing established Empress Zhang. Once during the Chinese New Year, Emperor Jiajing had a dinner with the concubines in the harem, and Empress Zhang made a suggestion while chatting. Then, when Emperor Jiajing heard this, he went mad on the spot, asked someone to take off Queen Zhang's crown clothes, beat him with more than ten whips on the spot, and then he was deposed and thrown into limbo.

After Queen Zhang was abolished, Queen Fang was established. In the 21st year of Jiajing, the court lady Yang Jinying and others conspired against him, intending to strangle Emperor Jiajing to death with a rope. Empress Fang arrived in time to rescue Emperor Jiajing. On a certain night in the twenty-sixth year of Jiajing, the Kunning Palace where Empress Fang lived caught fire. Emperor Jiajing refused to let the fire be put out, causing Empress Fang and hundreds of maids to burn to death. There are rumors in the harem that Emperor Jiajing ordered the fire to be released to avenge the beloved concubine Cao Duan who was executed by Empress Fang during the "Renyin Palace Change".

Emperor Jiajing was so cruel to Queen Jiefa, let alone the little **** in the harem.

Even though Emperor Jiajing called Huang Ban to Huang Jin, he was not so polite to other eunuchs. Emperor Jiajing was very disdainful of eunuchs. In Emperor Jiajing's mind, eunuchs were just sweeping toilets and emptying toilets. He was very strict with eunuchs. Emperor Jiajing can be said to be the strictest emperor to eunuchs among the Ming emperors except the founding emperor Yuanzhang.

Feng Bao, a young **** with insufficient morals, is no wonder it is not dangerous to arrange **** with Emperor Jiajing.

(end of this chapter)