Chapter 585 Zhu Ping'an's Suggestion (1)
"It's just some immature suggestions." Zhu Pingan twitched the corners of his mouth modestly, his dark and deep eyes under the sun seemed to sparkle from time to time, and there was a confident smile on his simple and honest face.
"Really...really?"
Feng Bao's excited voice became sharper when he heard the words, his desperate eyes lit up, and he looked at Zhu Ping'an excitedly.
However, in the next second, the light in Feng Bao's eyes dimmed a lot, and his mood suddenly sank. My family knew about my family affairs, and now I have been deeply involved in a sea of swords and flames.
"Hey, let's forget it, Master Xiao Zhu, don't give the Zajia hope for nothing, and let the Zajia despair again. The Zajia really can't stand the blow anymore. It is already terminally ill, and even the panacea is useless. Nothing else. Let’s just say that the holy one is at a critical moment in his cultivation, and he has tried several times to wait for bedtime to delay his cultivation, no matter how many brains the miscellaneous family has, they will not be able to keep it.”
Emperor Jiajing was notorious for his temper. If one day Emperor Jiajing was in a bad mood, or his cultivation was not going well, he might lose his head.
Feng Bao's eyes were full of despair again, he lowered his head and sighed deeply. The whole person is like a death row prisoner waiting to be executed, shrouded in despair and pessimism.
"What if it's an elixir?"
Zhu Ping'an asked jokingly, curling the corners of his lips. If Feng Bao is a fallen leaf tossed by the torrential waves, then Zhu Ping'an is a high mountain by the sea, which remains calm despite the rolling waves.
"Elixir?" Feng Bao repeated, his dark and desperate eyes sparked again, and he looked up at Zhu Pingan with a burning gaze.
"Ping An has some immature suggestions in his mind, but only those who know the enemy and the confidant can win a hundred battles. If the father-in-law trusts Ping An, he will briefly explain the bedtime process to Ping An."
Zhu Ping'an said it was modest, but there was an inexplicably convincing demeanor all over his body.
"Actually, this is not a secret. There is nothing you can't say. Long live God randomly chooses concubines to serve as bed attendants. After the concubines are confirmed to serve as bed attendants, the miscellaneous family will notify the selected empress to take a bath and change clothes, and prepare for the blessing. The servants in the empress's palace People start to "pave the palace", clean the palace, burn incense and decorate it. At night, two red gauze lanterns will be hung in front of the palace gates of the concubines in Xiyuan, and the red gauze lanterns at the gate of the palace of the empress who is selected to sleep will be taken down , on behalf of the Lord Long Live to stay here at night. The empress Lan Tang bathed, dressed up, and waited for the Lord Long Live in the palace. After the Lord Long Live is busy with government affairs, he will come in his royal car and come to stay with the Empress Linxing..." Feng Bao did not hesitate, I briefly talked about the process of serving the bed in the palace.
Well, very good, it is almost the same as the harem servant system of the Ming Dynasty that I knew in modern times.
Then there will be no problem.
Zhu Ping'an nodded lightly after listening, and his face became more confident.
Perhaps some of you in modern times have already guessed the origin of Zhu Pingan's self-confidence, but Feng Bao absolutely cannot figure it out.
I have racked my brains and thought about it for half a month, but I still don’t have a clue. There are so many senior eunuchs in the palace who are also at a loss. How could Master Zhu find a solution after listening to him? How is this possible.
But Master Xiao Zhu doesn’t seem to be joking, does he? !
Feng Bao was puzzled by this.
"The Holy Majesty is wise and decisive, a generation of Mingjun, for the country and the people, working hard day and night, taking care of every opportunity. For the stability of the country, the country, and the continuation of the royal blood, the Holy Majesty has to perform the ceremony of Dunlun every day. The Holy Majesty has worked so hard, and my subjects naturally have to do it for you." Your Majesty will share your worries." Zhu Pingan bowed in the direction of Xiyuan and said softly.
"What does Master Xiao Zhu mean?" Feng Bao didn't understand what Zhu Ping'an meant.
"If it can be said that the time for the holy man to practice can be extended by an hour." Zhu Pingan did not continue to explain, but looked at Feng Bao and asked a question.
In Zhu Pingan's view, Emperor Jiajing was like a cramped examinee before the exam. He didn't get the standard answers until the papers were handed out. In fact, if he was given an extra hour or two to memorize the answers at this time, he would definitely be willing to take the exam.
"My little Master Zhu, let alone an hour, every day is an extra half an hour, and the miscellaneous family has made a great contribution." Feng Bao said with emotion.
"Half an hour is naturally not a problem." Zhu Pingan nodded confidently.
"Master Xiao Zhu, don't lie to me?" Feng Bao was very excited, but he still didn't believe it.
"Your Majesty is the wise ruler in charge. To continue the royal bloodline, His Majesty is definitely obliged. If I'm not wrong, His Majesty doesn't think that the process of continuing the bloodline itself takes time and delays the cultivation of immortals, but the current process of serving the bed is a bit time-consuming, which delays His Majesty's progress." Practice." Zhu Pingan explained softly, then turned his gaze to Feng Bao and continued, "Actually, if some adjustments are made to the bed-serving process, I dare not say it will save an hour, but half an hour is more than enough."
Emperor Jiajing was notoriously lustful, no matter day or night, whenever he wanted to, he would visit the harem concubines and maids at any time.
Such a walking Teddy Emperor, a 10% lustful man, would think it takes time to serve the bed, but the current process of serving the bed made Emperor Jiajing time-consuming.
"Adjust the sleeping process?"
Feng Bao repeated it thoughtfully, then shook his head vigorously, waved his hands again and again and said, "No, no, my lord Zhu, the procedure of serving the bed in the harem is handed down from the ancestors. How can it be changed?"
"Can't the law of the ancestors be changed?" Zhu Pingan raised the corners of his mouth, and then smiled softly with his hands behind his back, "Let's give a simple example. During the time of Taizu, the palace officials were not allowed to read and write. , the palace set up an inner book hall to teach the inner ministers to read and write, and now the inner ministers have become a custom."
"Whether the law of the ancestors can be changed depends on how to change it. How can I say it? If it is beneficial to our Daming country and society, and to your Majesty, why can't it be changed?" Zhu Pingan asked back.
"Uh..." Feng Bao was silent, and then shook his head again, "Master Zhu, you also know that the process of going to bed in the harem looks cumbersome, but it is actually very simple. After you have settled down to serve the empress, take a bath and change clothes, make up the palace, and then Your Majesty came to visit the door. There is no room for change, let alone save half an hour or an hour."
"His Majesty came to visit?"
Zhu Pingan shook his head when he heard the words, then made a solemn salute in the direction of Xiyuan, then got up and looked at Feng Baodao, "Why do you want your majesty to come to visit you, your majesty is a body of ten thousand gold and a 95th honor, why do you have to go in person What about the empress's bedroom? Why can't the empress come to His Majesty's bedroom to be blessed, so that the time for His Majesty to visit the door in person won't be saved?"
(end of this chapter)