Chapter 698: Ten years ago, the incident happened to the bed

Chapter 698 Ten years ago, the incident happened on the bed

It's late at night, and people are asleep. In the peace, the moonlight is like a sentimental net, permeating the whole world, and Ting Yuxuan is also immersed in this soft moonlight.

The night is hazy and the moon is sultry. Listening to the window of Yuxuan's master bedroom, there is a vaguely overlapping and undulating silhouette, like tree branches swaying by the wind outside the window.

Swaying, swaying. Wind and rain.

gasp

Quiet

However, in the next second, the silence was broken, and the one that was originally on the bottom turned to the top, and then Zhu Pingan couldn't help but hoarse and screamed in pain, "Ah, it hurts, Li Shu, are you a dog? You bit me!" What are my shoulders doing?"

"You are the dog."

Li Shu lay on Zhu Ping'an's shoulder and took another bite angrily. Like a little tiger, she couldn't let go of her bite.

"Auntie, I'm a dog, can't I, I'm going to be bitten off by you." Zhu Ping'an was in so much pain that his lips were turning white, begging for mercy.

"you deserve it."

Li Shu bit hard for another two seconds before letting go of her canine teeth, her pretty face still full of anger.

After Li Shu let go, Zhu Pingan quickly stretched out his hands and rubbed his shoulders, breathing in the pain, not just a little bit, but really painful. Although you can't see clearly at night, you can feel the imprint of pits by touching them with your hands.

"What did you bite me for?" Zhu Pingan touched the tooth marks on his shoulders, and was speechless for a while. This girl is not a vixen, but a spider spirit. After she is happy, she will eat her other half.

"The one who bit you is you brazen!"

Li Shu glared at Zhu Ping angrily with beautiful eyes, her pretty face still had the afterglow of being happy, and her charm was like spring water.

"Why am I so brazen?"

Zhu Ping'an looked bewildered. He was just in a normal posture just now. Besides, it's too normal for a husband and wife to do these things. How could it be called brazen? If this is considered shameless, then the entire adult men of Ming Dynasty are not good people.

"You still have the nerve to ask, but you are shameless. You have been shameless since you were a child."

Li Shu's eyes were full of spring water, and she glared at Zhu Pingan angrily. She was so ashamed and annoyed that her ears were as red as rouge on cherry lips.

"what?"

Zhu Ping'an opened his mouth wide in surprise when he heard the words. What do you mean I have been brazen since I was a child? I was such a cute and positive child when I was a child.

"You still pretend, hmph, Zhu Ping'an, I underestimated you. If it wasn't for tonight... hmph, I don't know how long I would have been lied to by you. You, you... You have been a bad person since you were a child, and you have always had feelings for me since you were a child." Bad."

When Li Shu said this, her pretty face was ashamed like a big boiled crab, her cheeks were flushed red, and her eyes were about to drip water.

"Why have I harbored ill feelings towards you since I was a child?"

Zhu Pingan has been wronged endlessly, feeling like Dou E, no, he is more wronged than Dou E.

Ask yourself, don't talk about Li Shu, including all the opposite sex, I really didn't have any wrong thoughts when I was a child.

When I was young, I never did anything indecent except being dragged by Er Niu and Hei Gou to peek at the widow at the south end of Xiahe Village taking a bath and "disappearing carrots". See no evil, eyes closed most of the time.

Where have you ever harbored ill intentions towards Li Shu?

When I was a child, I never had any bad thoughts about Li Shu, a money-worshiping little loli, who was arrogant, self-willed, and femme fatale. On the contrary, when I was a child, I often wondered which unlucky guy would marry Li Shu, a black-bellied femme fatale who worshiped gold, and felt sorry for that unlucky guy who would be disturbed by Li Shu.

At most, when I was young, I sneaked on my wife to give lectures and was discovered by Li Shu, a little girl. When I was threatened by her, I suddenly felt like I would become famous when I grew up, and I took this black-bellied and smelly girl as an eleven-bedroom concubine. Bad thoughts for bullying.

But this thought only existed for less than 0.1 second and then disappeared. I don't want to be that unlucky guy.

I can be sure that when I was a child, I really didn't have any wrong thoughts about Li Shu.

"You still don't admit it"

Li Shu stared at Zhu Ping'an without blinking her big watery eyes, as if a little daughter-in-law was looking at a heartless man.

ha?

Zhu Ping'an, like Zhang Er's monk, was puzzled and at a loss.

"You, you don't remember coaxing me to sing the obscene song of Laoshizi when you were a child, you. You were a bad person when you were young."

Li Shu's pretty face was so embarrassing that she turned even redder, as if the red candles in the bridal chamber were about to drip red wax on the night when the wedding candles faded away.

"No way." Zhu Pingan shook his head affirmatively.

"How can it be? You still don't admit it, hum." Li Shu asked back, then snorted, then looked at Zhu Pingan quietly without saying a word.

Silence speaks louder than words at this time. Li Shu's silent accusation against Zhu Pingan made Zhu Pingan feel unforgivable.

"You still don't admit it, huh, when you were young, you coaxed me to sing Naluoshizi. I want to have a home. There is him in the house. During the day, he will have sex, at night, he will have **** on the balcony, on the mountain, on the side of the field. Paba! I didn’t know what meme dapapapapa meant before. I was tricked by you to do that thing these days, but I understood it. Memeda and papapa are the sounds made by doing that thing. You, you villain, plotted against me since I was a child, full of bad things on my mind, but still pretending to be a gentleman, don't you think you are shameless?"

Li Shu's pretty face turned even redder, almost bleeding, her watery eyes glared at Zhu Pingan in embarrassment, but the charm was like water, about to flow out of her body.

Li Shu felt ashamed and angry when she thought of being coaxed by Zhu Pingan to sing and dance while she was a child. The villain Zhu Ping'an had harbored ill intentions towards him since he was a child. This villain...

Li Shu glared at Zhu Ping angrily with her teeth bared, her face filled with embarrassment, but she couldn't help but burst into joy in her heart. It turned out that this bad guy liked her since she was a child...

My thoughts can’t help but go back to that day ten years ago

A simple, thick and chubby boy leaned against the tree trunk, crossing his legs leisurely and enjoying himself.

In front of him, two little lolitas who were coaxed by him, like lively little rabbits, happily danced the shameful bunny dance, and sang memoda and papapapa in cute tones...

What a shame!

But when he thought about this song again, he coaxed himself to sing "I want to have a family, there is her in my house, during the day, and at night", doesn't it mean that this bad boy wants to start a family when he grows up? , I want to have myself at home, kiss him during the day, and talk to him at night.

Bad person, since he was so young, he has bad intentions towards himself

It turned out that he had liked himself a long time ago.

This bad guy has long liked him, but he still pretends to be indifferent. He is really a bad guy.

Thinking of this, Li Shu stared at Zhu Pingan vigorously with her watery eyes obviously embarrassed but secretly happy.

"Ahem."

Under Li Shu's reminder, Zhu Ping'an also thought of the bad tastes in his childhood, and couldn't help coughing guiltily, sweating all over his forehead. Although it was just a bad taste in childhood, it obviously couldn't be explained clearly.

A stone ten years ago hit his own foot.

(end of this chapter)