Chapter 793 Backyard Storm
Have a good night's dream, back pain.
"The truth is the same..." When Zhu Pingan got up the next day, feeling the faint pain in his lower back and the dark eye sockets in the mirror, he whispered to himself while rubbing his waist.
Li Shu is sitting in front of the dressing table and doing makeup in front of the mirror. Her slender hands are dipped in lip balm from a carved ivory tube. , it was already ruddy and tender, as if water would drip out when touched.
"What are you mumbling about, do you want to go boating today?"
Hearing Zhu Ping'an's muttering in a low voice, Li Shu stopped what she was doing, blinked her big spring eyes curiously, her small cherry mouth was as rosy as petals, and her delicate voice was a hundred times more beautiful than the most beautiful singing voice in the world .
Boating?
You are really talented.
Looking at Li Shu's cute and ignorant appearance.
"Why are you looking at me like this... If you want to go boating, you can go to Shichahai in the afternoon to go boating. Uncle is coming in the morning, so we have to meet each other anyway." Li Shu pouted her small mouth and said coquettishly.
"Ahem, let's talk, let's talk."
Zhu Pingan coughed, let out a haha, pulled himself together and put on his clothes.
Brush your teeth and wash your hands.
Although Zhu Pingan misses the modern toothbrush and toothpaste, he is used to brushing his teeth with a pig hair toothbrush and green salt Poria cocos paste.
Breakfast is still made by Li Shu. It is delicious, hearty and loving. With a pile of pickled cucumbers, Zhu Ping's meal will add up to three catties.
Now this pickled cucumber has become popular in the Marquis of Linhuai Mansion. Of course, it is mainly due to the contribution of the old lady of the Marquis of Linhuai Mansion. The old lady's close maid, Zijuan, always thanked Zhu Ping'an every time she saw her.
Just like "the king of Chu has a thin waist, and the palace is so starved to death", the old lady loves to eat, and soon there will be such a home-cooked dish in every room of Linhuaihou's mansion. It is said that the old lady of Wei Guogong's mansion next door was influenced by the old lady of Linhuaihou, and she also fell in love with this dish of pickled cucumbers. .
After breakfast, Zhu Pingan went to the study to practice calligraphy as usual, while Li Shu directed the girl to clean up in the living room.
There was some noise in the courtyard, but it soon calmed down again. After a while, the little maid of Baozi came in angrily holding an inkstone.
"What's the matter?" Li Shu glanced at Baozi's little maid and asked.
"It's not the two little vixens, Xi'er and Yan'er. Last time, the old lady wanted to point them out to the young lady as a dowry. After being rejected by the young lady, who would have thought that the two of them would not give up? My son-in-law is reading in the courtyard, and I want to see my uncle on an errand to deliver pens and ink to my uncle. Fortunately, my uncle is not in the courtyard, otherwise I would have been succeeded by these two shameless vixens. Miss, you didn’t see how much they are Shameless, the clothes are thin, see-through and low, and her chest is almost exposed." Baozi's little maid was puffed up, her little mouth was so pouty that she could fasten a bottle of oil, she leaned close to Li Shu's ear and whispered.
Li Shu's eyes were calm when she heard the words, and she stretched out her slender hand to pinch the inkstone from the handkerchief of the little maidservant, lifted it to the height of her forehead, pointed it at the marble on the floor, and then let go of her little hand.
"Snapped"
With a sound, the inkstone fell on the marble and broke in two.
"Qin'er, take Mama Li, Mama Wang, Mrs. Liu and Mrs. Zhang, and take the two halves of the inkstone to ask Xi'er and Yan'er why they sent the broken inkstone over here. If they admit it, you go to see grandma and ask grandma to uphold justice; if they don’t admit it, let Mama Li and the others slap your mouth until they admit it, then go to see grandma and ask grandma to uphold justice.”
Li Shu glanced at Qin'er with a pair of aura-filled eyes, wiped her hands with a handkerchief, her cherry lips parted slightly, her voice was soft, and she spoke like pearls.
"Miss, don't worry." Qin'er at the side picked up the inkstone on the ground, and walked out in response.
"Ah? Oh oh..." The little maid of Baozi was stunned for a moment, but she still hadn't realized it. The inkstone sent by Xi'er and Yan'er was good, but she was broken into two pieces by the lady. It took a second to realize, Then he nodded his head vigorously.
It was the two little vixens who started the move and wanted to seduce the uncle, so they should be taught a lesson. What is the crime of breaking the master's inkstone? It seems that they are going to be punished as sweeping the floor and doing laundry, hum, they deserve it, who made them want to seduce my uncle.
Listen outside Yuxuan.
"Hey, look at those little rascals from Ting Yuxuan, they have no skills, they can't fly up the branches, and they don't like us."
"That's right, they are all like guarding against thieves."
Xi'er and Yan'er both looked very bad, and they spat in Ting Yuxuan's direction while walking.
"But Xi'er, I heard that the fifth young master is very serious, not as lustful as Master Zhou. If Master Zhou is like a cat who hasn't seen Xing'er for a few days, I can hook my little finger. But Fifth Young Master is too serious." Yan'er whispered close to Xi'er's ear.
"Hey, serious, would a serious person take off naked in public?" Xi'er giggled coquettishly.
"Ah? You mean the fifth uncle?" Yan'er was very surprised.
"It's not who the fifth uncle is, haven't you heard that when the fifth uncle was on an errand the day before yesterday, he stripped naked in front of many people, and he was shameless at first glance. And my stupid Sister, you haven't seen it, but I heard about the fifth uncle's thing." Xi'er blushed and moved closer to Yan'er's ear, whispering and gesticulating with her hands.
"What? Is it real or not? How could it be so?" Yan'er stared wide-eyed, as if a deer was jumping wildly in her heart.
"Of course it's true. If you can climb into the bed of the fifth son-in-law, you will have endless blessings in the future. You can eat delicious food, drink spicy food, giggling, and the fifth son-in-law is already a grade six at a young age. I heard this This time, I did a big job again, and I showed my face in front of the emperor, and the future will be limitless." Xi'er looked forward to it.
Yan'er was also looking forward to it, "However, I also heard that the red note next to Miss Six used to be"
"That young girl in Hong Jian has no means of ours." Xi'er twitched her mouth after hearing this, and then became angry, "Hmph, it's all Miss Wu's fault, obviously the old lady pointed us to her as a dowry , but was pushed by her, otherwise it would be so troublesome."
"That's right, later, hum." Yan'er echoed.
"We will be good sisters in the future, Miss Wu is not easy to get along with." Xi'er looked at Yan'er and said.
"Of course." Yan'er nodded vigorously, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
(end of this chapter)