Chapter 853： good tea

Chapter 853 Good Tea

After pointing out the fatal flaw in Zhu Pingan's couplet, Yang Guoliang crossed his arms and looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile.

In his eyes, Zhu Ping'an is just a grasshopper after autumn, and he has nothing to jump around.

At this time, everyone's eyes were also focused on Zhu Ping'an, like spotlights.

"Not absurd, nor ridiculous."

Zhu Pingan, who was in the focus of the teacher appreciation banquet, seemed to be okay, as if Yang Guoliang did not point out the problem, but praised him, a pair of black eyes glanced at everyone with a smile, and finally looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head with a smile, He replied solemnly.

ha?

When Zhu Pingan said this, everyone was stunned.

"Ha ha."

Yang Guoliang laughed angrily at Zhu Pingan's answer.

"Isn't it ridiculous that you use five location words and five five-element words to match my ten numerals?" Yang Guoliang laughed angrily.

"Hehe, Mr. Zhu can't afford to lose, right? You have five directions, five elements, and you obviously don't match ten numbers. Mr. Zhu is the number one scholar, so you can't even understand such a simple rhythm as a match. " Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an, and laughed loudly, "Spring is against summer, autumn is against winter, and evening drums are against morning bells. I still have a copy of "Children's Battle Formula". After today's banquet, I can give it to Mr. Zhu to observe Observe."

"Ha ha."

There was a burst of laughter at the teacher appreciation banquet.

"Dr. Yang is wrong."

Amidst a burst of laughter, Zhu Pingan said lightly.

Uh? !

What? !

Laughter at the teacher appreciation banquet stopped.

Next

Laughter grew louder.

It's been a long time.

Obviously my answer was wrong, so it’s fine if I don’t admit my mistake, and I also blame others for making a mistake in the question.

What, should you ask questions along with your answers? !

"Ahem, hehehe, it can still be like this. Um, um, hehehe, Mr. Zhu is right, Dr. Yang is wrong, Dr. Yang, how can your upper line be ten numbers, it should be five numbers It’s only right to use five other words, so that you can compete with Master Zhu’s second line, hahahaha Dr. Yang, don’t you admit your mistake? Hahahaha.”

Ma Huating looked at Zhu Pingan narrowly, tears were about to come out of laughter, and said in a mocking tone "cooperatively" along with Zhu Pingan.

"Hehe." Yang Guoliang looked at Ma Huating dumbfounded, "Master Ma, why are you messing around with me?"

"Hahaha" Ma Huating smiled and cupped his hands, the laughter couldn't stop.

"Master Zhu, stop joking."

Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smirk, as if a benevolent teacher was dealing with nonsense and pestering children.

"No."

Zhu Pingan shook his head, arched his hands towards Yang Guoliang, and said solemnly, "Master Yang is wrong. I didn't use five locator words and five five-element word pairs, but ten locator word pairs. "

ha?

What the hell?

What did Zhu Pingan say just now? He said that instead of using five locator words and five five-element word pairs, he used ten locator word pairs? !

Did I hear you right? !

Did I hear it wrong, or did Zhu Ping'an just get lost? !

Do you dare to say such words? !

Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an, you dare to speak nonsense with your eyes open in broad daylight under the watchful eyes of everyone. Your skin must be thicker than a city wall!

One cannot be too Zhu Pingan!

After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the entire teacher appreciation banquet fell silent!

Everyone stared at Zhu Ping'an dumbfounded, as if they were looking at an alien.

"Ahem."

Yang Guoliang coughed violently, his face was flushed with anger, and his neck was covered with blue veins.

Zizi!

You are so shameless!

As long as you want a little face, you will not say the shameless words just now.

"Do you think we are all deaf?"

After coughing, Yang Guoliang blushed and pointed at Zhu Pingan, his fingers trembling with excitement.

"Tsk tsk, in ancient times, Zhao Gao and the Qin court judged a deer as a horse. I wish I could see the scene at that time, but, hehe, fortunately, what Master Zhu did today made me feel proud of what I wanted."

Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an with a mocking face, and taunted Zhu Ping angrily, mocking Zhu Ping's nonsense with his eyes open, just now he clearly said five location words and five five-element words, but insisted that it was ten location words, this This shameless level of talking nonsense with eyes open is comparable to that of Zhao Gao in ancient times.

Just now you said that Dr. Yang was wrong. I thought it was because you didn’t admit your mistake and accused Dr. Yang of making mistakes in the first link.

That's shameless enough.

I didn't expect that you could be more shameless, and you even come to point a deer as a horse!

Ma Huating really felt that he had underestimated Zhu Pingan's shamelessness.

"Lord Zhu, we are all not deaf. Your second line is 'Ping Xishu, Ding Nanman, East and North reject, the Chinese army's account changes, the water surface can be attacked with fire', right, I asked you from the beginning I have confirmed it, and everyone can testify to this point. 'East, West, North, South, Middle' are five location words, and "gold, wood, water, fire, earth" are five five-element words, so how come there are ten location words? Hehe."

Yang Guoliang shook his head and laughed endlessly.

"I can't stop studying." Zhu Pingan looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head slightly, and said very earnestly, "Although Dr. Yang is a doctor of the Five Classics, he can't stop studying."

ah?

Are you preaching to me?

You, a person who can’t even match couplets, what qualifications do you have to teach me!

Hemp eggs

So angry!

Yang Guoliang listened to Zhu Ping'an's consolation, and was so angry that he was almost out of breath.

"When I have time in the future, it's time for Dr. Yang to write the Book of Changes." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.

ha?

What are you talking about? Are you sick? !

You're changing the subject too bluntly, aren't you? !

At this moment, Yang Guoliang was about to burst into flames! I really want to take off my shoes and throw them on Zhu Ping'an's face, to test the thickness of Zhu Ping's skin.

"Tai Chi gives birth to two forms, and two forms give birth to four images, gold, wood, water and fire, and earth and four images combine. The five elements are interdependent, mutually orderly, and there are five directions. 'Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth' correspond to 'east, west, north, south, middle', and the five elements That is, the five directions. Sunrise in the east, lifelike, similar to wood; hot in the south, scorching sun, similar to fire; fertile in the Central Plains, suitable for growth, similar to soil; sunset in the west, shining golden, similar to gold; cold in the north, icy cold Biting, similar to water. So it is said: the east belongs to wood, the west belongs to metal, the south belongs to fire, the north belongs to water, and the earth belongs to middle. Metal, wood, water, fire and earth respectively represent the five directions of east, west, south, north and middle."

"So, Dr. Yang, you are wrong. What Ping'an said in the next couplet just now is ten directions, not five directions plus five five elements."

Zhu Pingan looked at Yang Guoliang with burning eyes, smiled slightly, and raised his teacup to pay respects to Yang Guoliang.

Drink it all in one gulp.

At the end, he gave an exaggerated praise, "Good tea."

Yang Guoliang, who was originally furious, sat paralyzed on the ground after hearing Zhu Pingan's five elements and five directions.

He knows the theory of five elements and five directions.

Yang Guoliang, who was sitting there paralyzed, looked like a little daughter-in-law who had been raped a hundred times, like a puddle of mud.

The eyes that were originally like cockfighting **** now became irresistible, and shifted their eyes awkwardly, and sewed them away.

"Uh?!"

"So it turns out, so it turns out it's really ten orientation words"

After a few seconds of silence, there was a humming at the teacher appreciation banquet.

(end of this chapter)