Chapter 934 The showy brat
Although Dimxin felt distressed, but thinking of finally being able to show off in front of the country bumpkin brother-in-law today, the bear child quickly cheered up again, and his head rose forty-five degrees again.
"Brother-in-law, do you know how good I am today?"
The bear child clasped the cowhide bag tightly with both hands to protect the snacks, and then came to Zhu Ping'an with his head held high.
"I don't know." Zhu Pingan took the handkerchief handed over by Baozi's little maid, and shook his head while wiping his mouth.
"Hmph, you don't know at first sight, let me tell you."
The little bear snorted proudly, then raised his chubby face excitedly, he could hardly find his happy eyes, and opened his mouth to tell about his great achievements, with a heart that was thumping and showing off, he couldn't help it long ago!
"No, not interested." Zhu Pingan shook his head.
ha? !
Although I don't know what no means, but the four words "not interested" can be understood in seconds.
Do not listen!
Why don't you play cards according to common sense!
It was like being poured a large basin of cold water on the head when the flames were burning in the stove, the brat was suddenly dumbfounded.
All the words that showed off her stomach reached her throat, and she was choked back abruptly; a heart that was thumping and showing off was also stuck at this time!
So sad!
The bear boy slowly raised his fat face, looked at Zhu Ping'an, and said, "If you want to live as long as you want, you can live as long as you want."
"Pfft. Don't tease him. You don't know how long Brother Rui has been waiting for you today, just waiting for you to come back and tell you. If you don't let him speak out, Brother Rui may be so It's hard."
Li Shu couldn't help but chuckled, and gave Zhu Pingan a look with her watery eyes, and said coquettishly.
"Hehe, alright, alright, brother Rui, please tell me quickly, brother-in-law's ears are already so hungry and thirsty."
Zhu Pingan heard the words, looked at Li Shu and smiled, and then cooperatively extended his right hand to the bear boy and made a gesture of please.
Hungry and thirsty? !
When Li Shu heard this, her pretty face blushed. She always felt that what Zhu Pingan said was not serious when she saw her, so she gave Zhu Pingan another hard look.
"Hmph, I didn't wait to tell him." The bear boy shook his fat face, snorted, and said stiffly.
"Oh, then" Zhu Ping'an said, pretending to forget it, and deliberately lengthened the ending sound.
"Then let me tell you."
The bear child became anxious when he heard it, fearing that Zhu Ping'an would forget about it, so he hurriedly took the words with a chubby face.
Ha ha
When everyone saw this, they couldn't help laughing.
Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Xiongzi showed his great achievements in front of Zhu Pingan with his expressive voice and extraordinary performance. Of course, Li Shu, Hua'er, and others who know the story are indispensable. Otherwise, Zhu Pingan probably wouldn't be able to understand the brat no matter how extraordinary he was.
This morning, Mrs. Wei Guogong sent a post to invite the wives of Duke Founder’s Mansion, Linhuaihou’s Mansion, Dingyuanhou’s Mansion, Lingbihou’s Mansion, etc., and invited them to come to Wei Guogong with their daughters and young children. House flowers.
In the feudal society where the gates were never left, the Flower Viewing Party was one of the few social gatherings for the female relatives of the aristocratic families. After Mrs. Wei Guogong posted the post, several Mrs. Uncle Hou who received the post responded positively, and soon they brought their daughters and children to Wei Guogong's mansion.
After accepting the post, Mrs. Lin Huaihou took Li Shu, the third miss, the fourth miss, the sixth miss and the bear boy Rui to the flower viewing party.
As for the second lady of the Marquis of Linhuai's Mansion, it was because the wedding date was coming soon and it was not appropriate to show her face in public, so she stayed in the Marquis of Linhuai's Mansion and did not come to the flower viewing party. Little Lolita Niuniu is too young, and Mrs. Linhuaihou didn't bring it either.
The back garden of Wei Guogong's mansion is full of purples and reds, and the flowers of various colors are blooming in full bloom, which is very pleasing to the eye. After greeting each other, several Mrs. Gong Hou Bo sat together and exchanged gossip and rumors, chatting happily. The engaged daughters sat together to admire the flowers, chat about rouge and gouache, and gossip about their husbands and sons-in-law, all of them flushed with excitement.
As for the daughters who are not engaged, they need to be more restrained, and try their best to express themselves in front of Mrs. Gonghou Bo, reciting poems, composing Fu or showing embroidery work. The protagonists of this flower viewing party are them, sitting on it Madam Gonghou may be their future mother-in-law or matchmaker.
Today's flower viewing party, ten bear children came, and they flew up happily one by one. It is rare to have so many friends gathered together, and it is rare that there is no restraint and discipline. They chase butterflies and fly insects one by one, play hide-and-seek and fight wars, crazy Yes don't don't don't.
For a while, the dogs, cats, and flowers in Wei Guogong’s mansion all suffered, and the back garden was almost demolished by the bear children.
In order to calm down the bear children, Mrs. Wei Guogong asked the maids to bring the frozen melons and fruits for the bear children to eat, and pointed to the watermelon divided into two halves and asked a question on the spot to divert their attention: exactly five The young master eats half of the watermelon, but if only three cuts are allowed, how can we split it equally?
How to divide it?
While the other children were still scratching their heads and thinking, the bear boy Rui had already raised his chubby hand with a grin, and was the first to rush up, grabbing a knife without any explanation, swiping the watermelon Divide into five portions.
Almost as soon as Mrs. Wei Guogong finished speaking, the brat went up to divide the watermelon with a knife in his hand.
This agility and speed instantly made the ladies of the Duke and Mrs. Gonghou at the flower viewing party open their mouths in surprise.
"The Marquis of Linhuai was known for his intelligence when he was young. Brother Rui's son is better than blue. It really is a tiger father without dog son."
"It is said that Brother Rui is a stupid and fun-loving person who often makes Lin Huaihou angry, but I didn't expect everyone to miss him. If Brother Rui is stupid, then all the children will be lumpy."
"Mrs. Linhuai Hou is really good at raising children."
For a while, the garden was full of voices praising Brother Rui, the bear boy, which greatly satisfied the bear boy's vanity.
The few brats who used to compete with the brat Rui, were all dumbfounded at the moment, they were still at a loss, the brats had already been divided, which made them feel so embarrassed, they were all dejected, and they followed the defeated Like a little cock.
Seeing this, Brother Rui, the bear boy, was even more proud. From this moment on, his head was always up and never let go.
"Stupid Brother Rui, what's there to be proud of in front of brother-in-law? Isn't cutting watermelon the same as cutting meatloaf? Brother-in-law taught you last time."
Little Lolita Niuniu rolled her eyes at the dragging brat, and reminded the brat in a childish voice.
"I don't care, anyway, everyone praised me, saying that I am a child prodigy, and I will be appointed to be the champion in the future."
Bear boy Rui's face was full of stinky farts.
(end of this chapter)