Chapter 945： from legend to legend

Chapter 945 From Legend to Legend

However, Zhu Pingan did not intend to let Luo Wenlong go like this. This guy would bite himself once every time he saw him, and he would not break a tooth. This kind of person will not have a long memory. Ravaged by man.

As the saying goes, come and don't be indecent.

Tell a joke, right? !

Hehe, compare me, to put it bluntly, I am not targeting anyone, I mean everyone here is rubbish!

Modern cold jokes, nasty jokes, and brain teaser jokes. Just pick any one out, and it can crush ancient jokes in minutes.

Oh

There is.

There is a very suitable joke. Zhu Pingan couldn't help but curl his lips when he thought of some deeds he had heard about Comrade Luo Wenlong recently. Although this joke is old and outdated in modern times, for Daming, it couldn't be newer.

"Hehe, I just heard Mr. Luo talk about an interesting story when I was a child. I also thought of an interesting incident when I was a child. It was told by a few uncles in our village when they were busy farming. I couldn't help but want to talk to Mr. Luo and everyone. Adults share."

Zhu Pingan chuckled, narrowed his eyes slightly, took a leisurely look at Luo Wenlong, and said slowly.

Oh.

I smell a tit-for-tat smell.

The melon-eating crowd on the side, fearing that the matter is not serious, even if they don't like Zhu Ping'an, they are very cooperative at this moment and urge Zhu Ping'an to hurry up and listen.

Yan Shifan also looked very interested.

"Ahem, before I talk about it, let me explain again. This interesting story was told by the uncle in the village when I was a child. It is not aimed at anyone. Don't think too much about it, everyone." Zhu Pingan glanced at Luo Wenlong and the others, and coughed , declared.

This is a typical cover-up.

When everyone saw this, they knew what was going on. They glanced at Luo Wenlong and became even more interested.

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain." Zhu Ping'an took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and began to preach.

"It's a cliché! Nothing new!" Luo Wenlong looked disdainful and snorted. There used to be a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple. These are the beginnings that people used to tell stories. There is nothing new!

"There is a door on the temple, and there is an iron lock hanging on the door. One day, a golden key and a beautiful silver key came. I didn’t open it, pulled it out, inserted it again, swayed it again, and still didn’t open the handsome silver key and said it’s my turn, so I pulled out the golden key, inserted the silver key into the iron lock, and repeated the action of the golden key, After inserting and twisting and pulling out, after doing this several times, it still did not open. At this time, the iron key that I had been observing for a long time came out. The iron key was inserted into the iron lock, and it opened neatly. After unlocking the lock, the iron key With pride and pride, he said to the golden key and the handsome silver key, "Do you know why you can't open it? Because I am the original match. No matter how noble you are born or how beautiful you are, you can't get her." Heart. Because I am her original partner, I know her heart best. You guys, hum." Zhu Pingan said slowly.

Hearing Zhu Ping’an’s talk up to this point, everyone felt nothing special, even a little drowsy. They felt that this was some kind of funny joke. The golden key, silver key, and iron key were all fables for children.

"Hmph, treat us like three-year-olds." Luo Wenlong became even more disdainful of Zhu Ping'an, despising him endlessly.

"After the iron key finished speaking, he looked at the golden key and the handsome silver key with disdain, with pride and pride on his face."

"Hearing this, the golden key and the silver key turned their heads and turned their eyes to the iron key, as if looking at an idiot, and replied disdainfully, 'Are you sick, I'm just playing around, why do I want your wife's heart ?!'”

When Zhu Ping'an was narrating, his eyes glanced at Luo Wenlong several times intentionally or unintentionally.

After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the banquet was quiet for two seconds.

the third second

Everyone recalled it, and couldn't help bursting into laughter. The laughter seemed to overturn the roof of the building.

Uh, plug in and play

It was originally a flat road, but while walking, there was a sudden sharp turn ahead, and the turn was so fast that everyone had no time to react.

Caught off guard, after a turn, the fairy tale became an adult story, and many people overturned.

Hahaha

Interesting, interesting.

Everyone present here has never been exposed to the modern joke of a car rolling over a sharp bend, and the more I think about it, the more amusing it becomes.

As expected, the joke Zhu Pingan told will soon spread throughout the capital through the mouths of everyone present.

Uh

and many more

How does this joke feel?

Everyone laughed, laughed, suddenly felt something, and turned their eyes to Luo Wenlong in unison.

Men are actually very gossipy, especially about sexual deeds, and they are well-informed and spread quickly.

Although Luo Wenlong and them are both **** members of the strict party and comrades-in-arms in the same trench, they often gossip about Luo Wenlong in private. No way, who made Luo Wenlong a god-like existence in their circle, who made what happened to him so explosive.

After listening to Zhu Pingan's joke, everyone couldn't help but think of Luo Wenlong's two gossips.

The first one is about Luo Wenlong's macho deeds. This gossip mainly came from Ouyang Zishi's mouth.

By the way, that was five years ago, and Luo Wenlong was still the world-renowned master ink maker, and the value of the ink made by him increased by a hundred times in an instant, and everyone frantically snapped it up. At that time, Luo Wenlong raised a concubine in another courtyard, and would go to have **** with the concubine every once in a while. There lived a handsome scholar next door to the other courtyard, who often played the flute to the other courtyard, and had an affair with Luo Wenlong's concubine every time he came and went. Once, Luo Wenlong rushed to the other courtyard ahead of time, and ended up blocking the handsome scholar and his concubine on the bed.

When everyone heard Ouyang Zishi's gossip here, they all felt that Luo Wenlong would beat the scholar half to death.

As a result, much to the surprise of everyone, Luo Wenlong put the scholar and concubine on the bed, and **** them all.

What a tough guy!

Of course, what's more, the scholar has now become a part of Luo Wenlong's backyard.

This news is not just heard by everyone. Many of them have seen that handsome scholar with their own eyes when they were guests at Luo Wenlong's house. people have feelings

The second thing is also related to the first thing.

I don’t know who it came from, but it’s more widely spread than the first one. As for whether it’s true or not, everyone is tacitly aware of it. After news of Luo Wenlong's macho deeds came out from Ouyang Zishi's mouth, many people became interested in Luo Wenlong's concubine and that scholar, and then someone saw it with their own eyes, and after saying this, everyone became more interested , spread more.

Then, it reached Yan Shifan's ears.

Being curious, Yan Shifan took advantage of Luo Wenlong's absence to visit the Luo Mansion under the pretext of visiting Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar dressed in women's clothing.

Yan Shifan loves beautiful women, but he is also very masculine. When he saw the pseudo-mother scholar, Yan Shifan's saliva was about to flow out. Looking at the concubine, he was also gentle and pleasant. Thinking of the allusion of Luo Wenlong's macho, Yan Shifan was in a hurry and wanted to try it too. .

When the concubine and the scholar in women's clothing saw Luo Wenlong's boss visiting at his house, they naturally entertained them with good wine and food. After being full of wine and food, Yan Shifan dismissed the girl and served others, and began to be dishonest and careless.

It is said that Yan Shifan's technique is amazing, and Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar don't have much chaste attributes, so they resisted and resisted, so the concubine and the scholar were half-hearted, and Yan Shifan dragged them to the bed and pressed the pear blossoms on the begonia.

It is said that when Luo Wenlong came back from the outside, Yan Shifan was still in the room pressing the begonia with pear blossoms, but this time, the legend of Luo Wenlong's macho man did not continue. It is said that after Luo Wenlong waited outside for Yan Shifan to end, he acted as if he had just returned from outside.

After that, Yan Shifan visited Luo Mansion more and more.

Every time Luo Wenlong came to visit Yan Shifan, he would make excuses that there was no good wine at home, or take the initiative to go to a restaurant outside to order a table of wine and food on the grounds that the food cooked by his cook was not good, and bring it back in a packed food box. , I heard that Luo Wenlong often invited Yan Shifan to his house as a guest.

In this way, although Luo Wenlong's macho legend failed to continue, another even more shocking legend of weeping ghosts and gods was staged.

That's why, after hearing Zhu Ping'an's joke, everyone felt something, and looked at Luo Wenlong in unison.

(end of this chapter)