Chapter 987： no matter what

Chapter 987 Naihe Naihe

Shortly after Zhu Ping'an arrived, Xu Jie and his wife took the chair, and the birthday banquet officially began. Delicious food and wine filled the tables in front of everyone one after another.

The teachers and students had a good time.

After Xu Jie brought three glasses of opening wine and sprinkled a handful of dog food, all the students began to congratulate and offer birthday gifts to their teacher. A few cases were drawn up, and the four treasures of the study were presented.

Its meaning is self-evident.

All the disciples came forward one by one to present poems and lyrics to celebrate the birthday. Once they showed their talents, the banquet became a grand event in the literary world.

When it comes to writing poems and lyrics, none of the people present is not good at it. There are frequent birthday wishes and praises.

Among them, the birthday poem written by Zhang Juzheng triggered the first climax of the birthday banquet.

"Ms. He"

East China Sea tossing chips regardless of years,

The human life span extends to three thousand.

and Jun Geng made Songshan wishes,

The Big Dipper and the South Kei are shoulder to shoulder.

Zhang Juzheng's birthday poem is full of fairy spirit and beautiful meaning, and indirectly praises Xu Jie and his wife's love of husband and wife side by side. He said the word "good".

Then everyone stepped forward to write poems to celebrate birthday according to their seats. When it was Zhu Ping'an's turn, Xu Dashao and Xu Fan stepped forward.

"Zi Hou, if you can compose an amazing birthday poem, you can avoid the three glasses of fine wine for being late today. However, if you can't do it, then you will have to pay the three glasses of fine wine for being late." It has become six cups. I know Zihou is not a good drinker, so I came up with this idea to help you. How about it, brother?"

Young Master Xu appeared suddenly, patted Zhu Pingan on the shoulder, winked at Zhu Pingan, and smiled.

"Brother, you are really a brother..."

Zhu Ping'an twitched the corners of his mouth, and a word escaped from between his teeth. He simply couldn't refuse on such an occasion or at this time.

"You are polite, you are good brothers. Oh, by the way, you can't let people think that I take care of you too much. It's not good for you or me. How about this, let's give you a cup of tea time. Come on, Zihou, Write it quickly."

Young Master Xu chuckled, and stuffed the brush into Zhu Ping'an's hand without refusal, then poured himself a cup of tea, took a big gulp, apologized, but smiled like a dog's tail flower, Hehe smiled and said, "Oh, I'm sorry Zihou, I accidentally drank half a glass..."

"Brother, don't choke..." The corners of Zhu Pingan's mouth twitched.

Seeing this, Xu Fan smiled even brighter.

Zhu Ping'an is very clear about his drinking capacity. If he really drinks six glasses of wine, he will lie down and go home.

Then the only way left is to write a stunning birthday poem.

But

It is not difficult to make a birthday poem, but it is very difficult to make an amazing birthday poem.

Besides, with Zhang Juzheng's poem in front, the difficulty is even greater.

So.

Since the conventional path is not easy to follow, we have no choice but to not take the conventional path.

Zhu Pingan persisted in writing brushes, clarified his thinking, and began to conceive in this direction. Almost at the same time, a birthday poem by Zheng Banqiao, one of the Eight Eccentrics of Yangzhou in the Qing Dynasty, came to Zhu Pingan's mind.

Really sleepy and send a pillow.

Zhu Ping'an's heart moved, okay, I'll use you.

The idea is established.

So.

every unit.

Notice.

I, Zhu Ping'an, am about to pretend.

Zhu Ping'an persisted in dipping his brush in the ink, and wrote the title "Congratulations to Mrs. Mu's Birthday", then continued to write two words in the text on another line:

"Naihe"

Nevertheless, as soon as these two words came out, the surrounding peers all looked at each other in surprise.

"Naihe" means "what to do, how to deal with it". This word is not a positive, festive, or blessing word. It is a negative word for depression and helplessness. How can this word be used in birthday poems?

Zhuangyuan Lang couldn't be angry with First Young Master Xu and intentionally try to be intimidating, right? !

No way, although Xu Dashao's actions are a bit difficult, but Zhuangyuan Lang is too narrow-minded, why don't he just have a few glasses of wine, as for playing petty temper like this.

Besides, what kind of occasion is this? Zhu Pingan must have been kicked in the head by a donkey for playing such a petty temper on this occasion.

We couldn't be more clear, Master Xu cared for him, Zhu Ping'an, and cared for him in many ways in the court, which made me envious, and blamed the teacher for being partial, but how did he, Zhu Pingan, repay the teacher? At the teacher's mother's birthday banquet, he wrote such unlucky words as "Naihe" in a fit of anger, Zhu Ping'an's conscience must have been eaten by dogs.

Many of the onlookers showed angry faces, blaming Zhu Pingan.

Zhang Juzheng was also slightly surprised, but his surprise was different from others, to be precise, he was curious. Zhang Juzheng didn't think that Zhu Ping'an would get angry and lose his temper. He was just curious about how Zhu Ping'an could write a good birthday essay starting with "Nai He".

"Ahem... Zihou, you..."

Xu Fan, who was drinking tea and counting the time, saw the word "Naihe" written by Zhu Pingan, and spit out tea in surprise.

Zhang Siwei behind Zhu Ping'an was startled for a moment, then shook his head and smiled, Zihou, you are here again

"Ahem, Zihou, why are your hands slipping?"

Wang Shizhen was concerned, but when he saw Zhu Pingan's words of helplessness, he not only sweated for Zhu Pingan, but also quietly stepped forward and tugged at the corner of Zhu Pingan's clothes, laughing and making an excuse for Zhu Pingan.

However, Wang Shizhen is not good at lying, so finding an excuse for Zhu Ping'an would make him blush.

Hand slippery?

You really dare to say it, try sliding your hands. Swipe at most with one stroke, but can you still swipe out two words?

The surrounding audience were speechless when they heard Wang Shizhen's excuse for Zhu Ping'an.

Zhu Ping'an turned his head and quietly blinked his right eye at Wang Shizhen. Wang Shizhen was taken aback by Zhu Ping'an's blink, and then suddenly realized that he shook his head dumbfoundingly. This guy Zihou is about to pretend again.

Amid the disapproving eyes of everyone, Zhu Pingan persisted in dipping his brush in the ink, and then wrote the word "Naihe".

What? !

He wrote another "Naihe"! What is Zhu Pingan doing? !

Is he crazy?

When everyone saw Zhu Pingan wrote another Naihe, their eyes almost popped out in surprise, and those with a bad heart were clutching their chests.

Zihou, what are you going to do?

Xu Fan held a teacup and stared at Zhu Pingan in a daze, with a dazed expression on his face. He was slightly surprised just now, but now he is already taken aback.

Wang Shizhen was much calmer now, and stood behind Zhu Pingan with Zhang Siwei, taking time to watch Zhu Ping's installation force.

(end of this chapter)