Chapter 1000： whistleblower

Chapter 1000 Whistleblower

"Do you think it's a storybook novel or a romantic drama? You just said so-and-so, I'm here to save you when you're in trouble, and then you talk nonsense. Do you think it's so easy to become famous?! Hehe, you want to get promoted and get rich Think stupid! I’ve seen people with ideas like yours a lot, and you still want to lie to me! Go, go, don’t stand in the way at the door.” The steward continued to mock Zhou Fangzheng, waving his hands like chasing a dog , and drove Zhou Fangzheng out.

"You—" Zhou Fangzheng blushed from being shoved.

"What are you, go and go." The steward waved his hand as if he was getting in the way, and then the servant on duty behind the door rolled up his sleeves and "invited" Zhou Fangzheng to the bottom of the steps.

but.

Zhou Fangzheng finally entered the Yan Mansion, not because of his eloquence to persuade the steward, but because he spent all his money to buy a folding fan in He Nian's Study.

After getting the folding fan from He Nian's Study, the treatment is really different. The steward at the gate of the Yan Mansion seems to change his face, and he invites Zhou Fangzheng into the Yan Mansion with a smile on his face.

After Zhou Fangzheng entered the Yan Mansion, he was invited into the waiting room and waited to be summoned. Zhou Fang was walking back and forth in the waiting room of Yan's mansion, and after waiting for about half an hour, Yan Shifan picked his teeth with a toothpick while his stomach was shy, and he was late.

"The bear's paw is delicious today, but it's stuffed in the teeth." Yan Shifan picked out the shredded meat of the stuffed teeth before entering the door, rubbed his cheeks with fat fingers, complained, squinted his small eyes and turned his head to the attendant The servant ordered, "You go and tell the back cook Lao Zhang that the pair of bear paws sent from the north will be stewed a little more when they are stewed tomorrow."

"Okay, master, let's go now, little one." The servant nodded and bowed.

"Go away." Yan Shifan laughed and cursed, flicked the toothpick in his hand, clapped his hands, and walked into the waiting room with a belly full.

"Your official, Zhou Fangzheng, has met Master Yan." Before Yan Shifan's feet had even crossed the threshold, Zhou Fangzheng trotted to the door and bowed very humbly.

"Hehe, isn't this Mr. Zhou from Ke Dao? Mr. Zhou is really a rare visitor. What kind of wind brought our Mr. Zhou here today." Yan Shifan narrowed his eyes and glanced at Zhou Fangzheng, jokingly said.

Facing Yan Shifan's banter, Zhou Fangzheng was stiff and didn't know how to answer.

Just at this time, there was only a "poof" sound, and then an indescribable stench filled the air unrestrainedly.

It stinks.

Zhou Fangzheng subconsciously covered his nose.

There were only two people in the room, and Zhou Fangzheng knew that the fart was not done by himself, so the answer could not be more obvious—this stinky fart was done by Yan Shifan.

If you pretend you didn’t hear it, it’s unrealistic. The sound was too loud just now, and you covered your nose again. Now it’s unrealistic to pretend you didn’t hear it.

But

Covering his nose, would Yan Shifan think he was mocking him? ! I managed to get through the Yan Mansion by chance last month, if I was hated by Yan Shifan because of such a trivial matter, wouldn't I have to lose my career path.

How to do?

How to do?

In a panic, Zhou Fangzheng suddenly had an idea, turned his hand into a rub, rubbed his nose, took a couple of deep breaths, uh, his throat was a little swollen, but Zhou Fang appeared to be very fascinated, "Huh, what's the matter?" Has a strange smell?"

After such an urgent response, Zhou Fangzheng was very proud of his quick wit.

Yan Shifan glanced at Zhou Fangzheng amusedly, looked at his complimenting face, and knew in his heart that Zhou Fangzheng was complimenting himself. However, seeing Zhou Fangzheng's standard Chinese face, but making such a flattering and flattering expression, the contrast was so great, Yan Shifan couldn't help feeling a bad taste, so he frowned on purpose, pretending to be unconcerned, He opened his mouth and said, "Farting doesn't smell bad. According to Wang Taiyi, it means that the person who farts has a disease in his lungs. Does that mean that I have a disease in my lungs?"

Zhou Fangzheng heard the words, his face was very embarrassed, it was flattering and slapped the horse's leg, and quickly added to save him, "Master Yan, if you say that, let me taste it again, don't say it, it really stinks."

"Hahahaha~~"

Yan Shifan laughed out of joy when he heard this.

Zhou Fangzheng understood at this time, whether his fart smells bad or his heart is sick, he deliberately teased himself, so he blushed and felt very embarrassed.

"Hehe, I don't know what you can do for Mr. Zhou's visit today?" After Yan Shifan laughed, he returned to the subject and asked with his eyes narrowed.

Hearing Yan Shifan's question, Zhou Fangzheng recovered from the embarrassment, and his spirit was lifted, he looked up at Yan Shifan, and said seriously, "My lord, I have a very important matter to report to Mr. Yan Ge today. And Lord Yan."

"The big thing? Hehe." Yan Shifan couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, "What can be called the big thing? I have to tell my father. Let me listen to it."

"Someone plans to impeach Mr. Yan Ge within a few days." Zhou Fangzheng looked at Yan Shifan and replied word by word.

"Someone wants to impeach my father again?! Hehe~~ who is it?" Yan Shifan laughed when he heard the words, and didn't take it seriously. Since this period of time, there have been many officials who have impeached the old man. It's all self-inflicted, without a single exception.

"Yang Jisheng." Zhou Fangzheng replied.

"Yang Jisheng?" Yan Shifan froze for a moment, then turned to Zhou Fangzheng suspiciously.

Yang Jisheng wants to impeach the old man? !

When Yan Shifan heard the news at first, he couldn't believe it. Yang Jisheng was promoted by the old man. When Yang Jisheng impeached Qiu Luan, he was imprisoned and relegated to Di Dao. It was the old man who suggested that the emperor reinstate Yang Jisheng, and then the old man led Yang Jisheng to move four times a year. Then he was transferred to the capital to serve as the military officer of the Ministry of Military Affairs. The old man told himself more than once that he intended to make Yang Jisheng his confidant, although he didn't think very highly of Yang Jisheng.

However, the old man promoted Yang Jisheng in such an extraordinary way, and this Yang Jisheng was transferred to the capital only two months ago, so the old man is about to be impeached? !

Yan Shifan felt a little unbelievable when he heard it.

Military selection department doctor of the Ministry of War in Beijing, this is a position that many people desperately want to get into...

The old man still wanted to develop Yang Jisheng as a confidant, but he was directly impeached.

"Yes, it's Yang Jisheng. It's absolutely true. Yang Jisheng invited me to his house yesterday evening. He said that there was a wonderful article to share with him. I didn't expect it to be a memorial to impeach the old man. I spent a night with him last night. , took the opportunity to write down the memorial, and just came out of Yang Jisheng's residence." Zhou Fangzheng replied as if asking for credit.

(end of this chapter)