Chapter 1059 Cucumber
People have three urgencies, which are difficult to control.
When Ouyang Zishi fell into the carnival of the prosperous age, Zhu Ping'an's physical problems were already imminent. After holding it in for so long, he had reached the limit, and he almost rolled his eyes.
"My lord, do you want to change clothes?" Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, who was always slow to react, seemed to be possessed by Sherlock Holmes and Conan at this moment. The chubby little hands pinched the corners of the clothes, and asked with a blushing baby bun face.
Physical problems are imminent, and Zhu Pingan didn't care about the embarrassment anymore. He blushed and nodded slightly, "Yes."
"Then, that maidservant, this maidservant will help my uncle to change... change clothes. If you can't hold back, it won't be good."
Hua'er's voice sounded like a mosquito, and her little face was blushing, as if all the blood in her body had poured into her face.
"Ahem, I will trouble you, Huaer."
Zhu Ping'an coughed, and cupped his hands in embarrassment. At this time, he really couldn't care less about embarrassment.
"No trouble, no trouble, uncle, don't be so polite." Baozi's little maid Hua'er hurriedly shook her head and said repeatedly.
Getting out of bed and changing clothes may seem simple, but it is actually very difficult.
Hua'er was not tall and not very strong, so it was very difficult to help Zhu Pingan get out of bed. After struggling for a long time, he dragged Zhu Pingan out of bed halfway.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry aunt, Hua'er is too stupid, woo woo woo..." Baozi's little maid burst into tears of self-blame.
"It's okay, it's not good." Zhu Pingan endured the pain and comforted her with a smile.
"But, but Hua'er is clumsy, I must have hurt my aunt just now." Hua'er sobbed and couldn't stop her tears.
"No." Zhu Pingan shook his head with a smile, and said with mixed feelings, "It doesn't hurt at all."
"Really?" Baozi's little maid, Hua'er, stopped her tears when she heard the words.
"Of course it is true." Zhu Pingan nodded against his will, with a smile on his lips.
Therefore, Baozi's little maid, Hua'er, believed it was true, and smiled through tears, "I thought I was clumsy and would hurt my uncle."
Removing the word "will", Zhu Ping'an twitched his lips.
"Grandpa, let me help you undress..."
Hua'er supported Zhu Ping'an to the end of the bed, took the chamber pot placed at the end of the bed with shaking hands, lowered her head shyly and whispered, when it came to **** Zhu Ping'an, Hua'er's face was so red that it was bleeding It's not only red but also hot, as if it's about to catch fire. As soon as the words were finished, the blush was already red from the cheeks, to the base of the ears, even to the neck and back, all the way to the belly of the toes.
ha?
Undress me?
Zhu Pingan couldn't help shaking his head when he heard the mosquito-like voice of Baozi's little maid Hua'er. This is already embarrassing enough, how can you let me undress me again, coughed, and resolutely rejected Hua'er's kindness, "cough Cough, no, no need, you just need to support me from behind, and I can do the rest by myself."
Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
Zhu Pingan tried his best to keep his balance, unfastened his belt with one hand, and held the chamber pot with the other. He was very stretched. In addition, there were paintings around him, which made Zhu Pingan very embarrassed. He held the chamber pot dry for a long time before finally Overcome the shyness, and began to release it, from the beginning "seven or eight stars in the sky, two or three o'clock in front of the rain mountain", to "flying down three thousand feet, suspected to be the Milky Way falling nine days"...
It's really not easy.
After the release, Zhu Pingan almost burst into tears with excitement.
How embarrassing.
Such a big person...
After lying down on the bed again, Zhu Ping'an's old face was hot, and he held "Sun Tzu's Art of War" in both hands, without turning a page for a long time.
Baozi's little maid, Hua'er poured the chamber pot and scrubbed it, and passed by the courtyard, her little face was flushed and scalding hot, even though she had just washed the chamber pot in the clean room, she had washed her face several times, but her little face was still hot, and it was getting hotter and hotter. It was getting hotter and hotter, especially when the blushing scene kept reappearing in her mind, her little face became redder and hotter...
"Oh, it's really embarrassing."
Baozi's little maid, Hua'er, finally couldn't help stretching out a pair of chubby hands to cover her face, her little face was flushed, and she purred like a cat in embarrassment.
In the corner of the courtyard, a little girl was watering the flowers. She faintly heard a shy moan. She thought she heard a kitten calling for spring. She wondered why there was a cat in the yard. She raised her head and followed the sound curiously. , and then saw the painting with her face covered with red cheeks.
The little girl froze for a moment, seeing that Hua'er was covering her little face, and her face was so red, she thought it was because Hua'er was sick and uncomfortable, so she hurriedly trotted over with a small water bottle and asked nervously, "Sister Hua'er, what are you doing?" What's the matter, do you have a fever? Oh, sister Hua'er, why is your face so red?"
"Little cucumber, no, no, it's little yellow flower. I don't have a fever, no. My face is just a little hot. Also, little yellow flower, why are you sneaking around? Why did you suddenly appear in front of me? It shocked me Woolen cloth."
Baozi's maid, Hua'er, was startled when she heard the little girl's voice for the first time. Feeling guilty, her little face couldn't help but turn redder and hotter, as if she was ashamed after someone broke an unspeakable secret. Puckered his mouth.
"Sister Hua'er, I didn't sneak around, and I didn't appear suddenly. I was watering the flowers here. When I saw you coming, I called you several times." Xiao Huanghua explained with some grievances.
"Oh, well, that's because I was distracted just now. I'm fine. You don't have to worry about me. Go and do your work. You have to take good care of those hosta plants. They will be blooming soon. Miss likes them. tight."
Hua'er's face could not dissipate the blush for a long time, and she was worried about being seen by the little yellow flower, so she waved her hand, found a reason, and sent the little girl away.
"Is my face really red?"
After the little girl left, Hua'er, the servant girl under Baozi, turned around, stretched out her chubby hand and pinched her baby fat face, "Ah, it's really hot."
No, no, this is not okay.
After returning to the door of the bedroom, Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, stopped and took several deep breaths, trying to calm down for a while, feeling that her face wasn't so burned, and then went in.
It's just the sound of Hua'er's footsteps walking in that startled Zhu Ping'an. Although Hua'er only made eye contact with Zhu Ping'an for a short moment, Hua'er quickly lowered his head, but the frightened deer in his heart jumped to the ground all at once. In my mind, my little face couldn't help but get hot again.
Hua'er lowered her head, like a frightened fawn, peeking at Zhu Pingan out of the corner of her eye, and was relieved to find that Zhu Pingan had already lowered her head to read a book, but her face was still very hot.
(end of this chapter)