Chapter 1180 did not disappoint me
"Hey, my two good brothers, let me tell you what time it is, have you two decided on who will go in and report? This is the urgent battle report of Eight Hundred Miles, and the old man specially ordered it , we can't delay for a moment, if we delay the military and state affairs, the three of us can't afford to go around."
The little **** who was holding the memorial couldn't help urging anxiously when he saw that the two gatekeeper eunuchs couldn't decide who would go in and report.
It’s nothing to walk around if you can’t eat. Once we go in, it’s very likely that we will lose our lives.
The two eunuchs guarding the gate smiled wryly. We want to make a quick decision, but it is about our lives and wealth. Can we get up quickly? !
"Can you do it, or I will go in and report it myself." The little **** holding the memorial was about to cry.
When the two eunuchs guarding the gate heard the words, their eyes lit up immediately, as if a bonfire had been lit, but it was extinguished soon. There are strict rules and regulations in the palace, how can this work of going in and reporting can be replaced at will!
"Or, let's stick to the old rules." A gatekeeper **** suggested.
"Okay." The other gatekeeper **** nodded.
"Ten taels." The first gatekeeper **** stretched out a finger and whispered first.
"Twenty taels." Another gatekeeper **** stretched out **** without hesitation, and said.
"Thirty taels." The first gatekeeper **** gritted his teeth, stretched out three fingers, and then shouted upwards.
"Forty taels." Another gatekeeper **** hesitated, but quickly gritted his teeth and added another ten taels of silver.
"Fifty taels!" The first gatekeeper **** gritted his teeth.
Another gatekeeper **** shook his head with a wry smile, but was finally defeated and did not increase the price.
This is an old rule among the eunuchs guarding the gate. If no one wants to go in and report, they will use taels of silver to bid the price. Each bid should not be lower than ten taels of silver. To take the job, the other bidder will hand over the silver taels to the person who took the job.
This rule is "love money like life".
"I'll just go in and report. Xiao Shunzi, if I can't come back, you can send the money you promised and the money in my room back to my house. The key to my cabinet is under my pillow." Let's go." The defeated gatekeeper **** said to the first gatekeeper **** before going in to report.
"Don't worry, Xiao Dezi, there is the little six watching. I will definitely not break my promise." The first gatekeeper **** nodded vigorously.
The wind is rustling and the water is cold.
Xiao Dezi took the memorial and stepped into the gate of Yongshou, his back was like Jing Ke who assassinated Qin on the bank of Yishui.
After Xiao Dezi walked into the Yongshou Palace, he saw fragments of teacups, a flipped incense table, a group of eunuchs and maids who were trembling like quails in the palace, and Emperor Jiajing, the center of the storm.
Hearing the opening of the palace door and the sound of footsteps, Emperor Jiajing looked up and saw the little **** coming in at the center of the storm.
The storm instantly enveloped Xiao Dezi.
In an instant, Xiao Dezi's legs went limp, and he fell to his knees with a thud, sweat pouring down his back, and a thought came to his mind: My life is over!
"Long live Lord, this servant deserves to die. It disturbed Long live Lord Qingxiu. However, the cabinet forwarded an urgent report on the Japanese invasion in Taizhou Prefecture, and asked Long live Lord to read it. The slave did not dare to delay the important military affairs. .”
Fortunately, at the critical moment, Xiao Dezi did not forget his business, knelt on the ground, and raised the memorial above his head with both hands.
"Taizhou Japanese war report!"
When Emperor Jiajing heard the report of the Japanese invasion in Taizhou, he was in a terrible mood, and once again refreshed the bad value.
Damn Japanese pirates!
Hundreds of years ago, scabies scale moss became more and more serious, and now it has become a serious problem, and it has become a seppuku disease of my Ming Dynasty!
"A mere small country dares to expose my Ming dragon scales repeatedly! It's really deceiving me!"
Emperor Jiajing bristled with anger, his face full of sullen anger, as if devouring someone.
The temperature of the entire Yongshou Palace seemed to have reached below zero in an instant, and all the eunuchs and maids in the palace were shivering.
The little **** Xiao Shunzi, who was still on duty at the gate of Yongshou Palace, faintly heard the angry voice of Emperor Jiajing in the palace, and couldn't help secretly rejoicing that he was willing to spend his money just now, otherwise he would be the one who was unlucky now. But now, alas, there is no way, this is fate, Xiao Shunzi, you wish for luck.
"Submit it."
Emperor Jiajing's face was gloomy, and he said coldly in annoyance.
Huang Jin, who had been serving in front of Emperor Jiajing, came down after hearing the words, took the memorial from Xiao Dezi, and presented it to Emperor Jiajing with both hands.
Emperor Jiajing took the memorial with a gloomy face, and flipped through it expressionlessly.
Emperor Jiajing turned the first page and saw the Japanese pirates Jiangmen, Tie Jingang, Honda Heihachi and others led more than 10,000 Japanese pirates and sailed more than 700 ships. They landed from Taizhou Prefecture and plundered Taizhou Prefecture. The troops were divided into three groups. Attacked the seven counties under the jurisdiction of Taizhou Prefecture, killed the residents, burned the farmhouses, and joined forces to attack the Taizhou Prefecture City.
At this point, Emperor Jiajing couldn't help being furious, and kicked the case over again, "What a dare!"
"The slave is guilty."
In the hall, a kind of eunuchs and court ladies knelt down one after another, trembling.
Xiao Shunzi, who was guarding the gate of the palace, was furious when he heard Emperor Jiajing's voice, and couldn't help but feel even more grateful for his choice, and glad that he was willing to part with his money just now. He silently mourned for Xiao Dezi in his heart.
After Emperor Jiajing was furious, he continued to play.
"Um?"
Looking at it, Emperor Jiajing couldn't help but let out a puzzled "hmm".
The shivering eunuchs and maids kneeling on the ground moved their heads closer to the ground after hearing Emperor Jiajing's "hmm", so what's wrong? Could it be that the Japanese plague is more serious than imagined? !
"Zhu Ping'an?!"
The voice of Emperor Jiajing rang above the kneeling and trembling eunuchs and court ladies.
Zhu Ping'an? !
When Huang Jin heard Zhu Ping'an's name, his eyelids twitched. That's right, Zhu Ping'an was relegated to the magistrate of Jingnan County. Jingnan seems to be in Taizhou Prefecture. Taizhou Prefecture was attacked by Japanese pirates, and Jingnan County could not be spared either.
well! such a pity.
Huang Jin couldn't help but sighed in his heart. In fact, he still liked Zhu Ping'an quite a bit, but alas.
"Ha ha."
Suddenly, everyone kneeling and trembling heard Emperor Jiajing's laughter.
Laughter? !
How serious is the Japanese plague in Taizhou Prefecture? The Holy One laughed out of anger.
Everyone who knelt and trembled thought so, and Huang Jin couldn't help but sighed for Zhu Ping'an in his heart.
"It didn't disappoint me." Emperor Jiajing's voice sounded over everyone's heads again.
What?
Zhu Ping'an, hehe, I was not disappointed!
Kneeling on the ground, Huang Jin connected the words of Emperor Jiajing in his mind, and couldn't help but widen his eyes. He glanced at Emperor Jiajing secretly, and found that there was a smile on Emperor Jiajing's face in disbelief, not because he was extremely angry. The kind of laugh that is anti-smile, but really laugh.
(end of this chapter)