Chapter 1185： Brother Ouyang Xian

Chapter 1185 Brother Ouyang Xian

"Yan Lan, you should give up. Brother Luo is so eager to share the news of Zhu Pingan with me. It must be that Zhu Ping'an's short-lived thief has ended his short and sinful life. Hahahaha, cool, cool."

Ouyang Zishi looked up to the sky laughing and left, while shaking his sleeves and running wildly, he turned his head and shouted at Yan Lan from a distance. the wall.

But even though his eyes were staring and his forehead was red and swollen, Ouyang Zishi never stopped laughing.

Yes, he is happy, he is so happy, he has never been so happy in his life!

Since coming to the capital and meeting the little thief Zhu Pingan, Ouyang Zishi has been depressed for a whole year.

Now, the little thief Zhu Ping'an is finally finished. He stole my No. Seeing the "private meeting" between Zhu Pingan and Yan Lan at the mansion, Ouyang Zishi felt that there was a prairie above his head, his face was distorted, and he wanted to swallow Zhu Pingan alive, so that he could relieve his hatred a little bit! snort! You won't let me enter your yard, but you have a private meeting with Zhu Ping'an in the mansion! Hehe, now that the little thief Zhu Ping'an is finally finished, Yan Lan, you should give up your heart, it's cool, it's really cool.

"To be happy in life is to be happy, don't let the golden bottle be empty to the moon, cool, cool, tonight I want to drink to my heart's content..."

Ouyang Zishi was so happy that he went crazy, he walked, laughed and sang all the way to the outer courtyard.

Uh... Master Biao is probably stupid, right? !

Behind, the girls, who were covered in astonishment, looked at Ouyang Zishi's stumbling figure, and their small mouths opened into an O shape in surprise.

"Crazy... What does Zhu Ping'an have to do with me?! Talking nonsense, a smelly dog ​​can't spit out ivory."

In the Lanting Garden, Yan Lan, the second miss, frowned and looked at Ouyang Zishi's ecstatic back, with an inexplicable expression on her face, she pouted her mouth and scolded, then bit her lower lip lightly, and turned her head to the side The little servant girl ordered softly, "Tui'er, go follow him and see what's going on with his madness?"

Tweety was ordered to chase after her.

Ouyang Zishi walked halfway and saw Tweety following behind, he was even more happy, he knew that Tweety was Yan Lan's personal maid, so he deliberately slowed down his pace so that she could keep up, well, I'll let you die completely Xin, let your girl hear the news that Zhu Ping'an, the little thief, is finished with her own ears, and save yourself saying that I lied to you!

Ouyang Zishi trot excitedly all the way to the Chuihua Gate, and saw Luo Longwen outside the door with an eager face.

Luo Longwen is an outsider and cannot enter the inner house, so he can only wait outside the Chuihua Gate. As for Ouyang Zishi, because he is a close relative of the Yan family, and news of his marriage with Yan Lan was frequently heard, the old lady guarding the inner house let Ouyang Zishi in.

"Hahaha, finally there is news about Zhu Ping'an. Brother Luo, Brother Luo, do you know that I, Ouyangzi, have been looking forward to this day for a long time. Ever since Zhu Ping'an was demoted to Jingnan, I have been looking forward to the stars and the moon." it's the day"

Ouyang Zishi saw Luo Longwen from afar, and he laughed and greeted Luo Longwen.

ha? !

Have you been looking forward to this day for a long time? !

Brother Ouyang, I have news about Zhu Ping'an, but this news is definitely not good news for you and me. You said that you are looking forward to this day because you are looking forward to the stars and the moon, then...

Luo Longwen heard that Ouyang Zishi said that he had been looking forward to this day for a long time, and he couldn't help but look constipated. He knew that Ouyang Zishi was wrong, so he hurriedly said, "Brother Ouyang, this news is good"

However, before Luo Longwen could say the second half of the sentence "It's not good news", he was interrupted by Ouyang Zishi who was so happy and crazy. Most people drink to a certain extent, and alcohol stimulates the nervous system, so they talk more. Ouyang Zishi is in this state now. He continued his happiness on his own, and shouted excitedly, interrupting Luo Longwen's words, "Ha Haha, brother Luo, brother Luo, my dear brother Luo, you are really my magpie, you brought me good news early in the morning."

God **** magpie? !

The news I want to say is not good news!

Luo Longwen couldn't speak in front of the excited Ouyang Zishi, the corners of his mouth twitched, his face flushed red.

"Brother Luo, do you still remember the song "Serving the Country with Loyalty" written by Zhu Pingan at the banquet before the palace examination?! 'What's the meaning of beheading today? ', this poem has been very popular in the capital recently. Every time I hear it, I can't help but spit out a mouthful of phlegm. The melodrama of an **** and weak scholar can attract so many people! However, today, I just want to I want to recite this poem, hahahaha, what do you mean when you die today, go to Quantai Zhaojiu Department. What a beautiful line, how appropriate the occasion is, Duantou today, go to Quantai, hahaha. If you walk at night, you will encounter ghosts , If you brag about it, you will be struck by lightning. Zhu Pingan finally got his retribution. No, hahaha, no, it should be said that he finally got what he wanted. How did he die?! Killed by unscrupulous people? Killed by bandits? Killed by Miao Man? Or killed by Japanese pirates? Or don’t know how? Hahaha”

Ouyang Zishi laughed and chattered endlessly, talking and laughing, Luo Longwen tried to interrupt several times, but finally Ouyang Zishi excitedly asked Luo Longwen, the cause of Zhu Ping's death, Luo Longwen had a chance Open your mouth.

"Ouyang Xiandi, Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an"

But when he had the opportunity to speak, Luo Longwen looked at Ouyang Zishi who looked excited, expectant, and ecstatic. His mouth opened and closed several times, closed and opened again, but he couldn't say anything in his throat.

"Hahaha, brother Luo, I'm so happy that I can't speak now, your concentration still needs to be improved."

Seeing Luo Longwen's mouth opening and closing, closing and opening again, Ouyang Zishi thought that Luo Longwen was too excited to speak, so he couldn't help laughing and patted Luo Longwen's shoulder, joking.

God is so happy that he can't speak!

Luo Longwen gritted his teeth and spit out the words in his mouth, "Brother Ouyang, this news is not good news. A few days ago, tens of thousands of Japanese pirates plundered the capital of Taizhou, and more than 3,000 Japanese pirates attacked Jingnan County along the way."

"it is good!"

Before Luo Longwen finished speaking, Ouyang Zishi shouted "Hello" with his neck showing veins in excitement.

"Hehehe, Brother Luo is naughty. I heard you say it's not good news. I couldn't help but feel a little bit of a thud in my heart. I didn't expect, hehehe, it turned out that Brother Luo deliberately teased me. Three thousand Japanese pirates attacked Jingnan County, hehehe, Well, if this is not good news, then what good news is there?! It turns out that Zhu Ping'an was killed by Japanese pirates, ha ha." Ouyang Zishi smiled and patted Luo Longwen on the shoulder.

Smiling, Ouyang Zishi saw Luo Longwen's constipated expression, and suddenly realized.

"Oh, yes, yes, Taizhou pirates, Jingnan pirates, this is not good news for me, Ming, um, brother Luo is worthy of being in the officialdom for a long time, this political awareness is high, cough cough, alas, alas, Alas, puff." Ouyang Zishi suddenly realized, he tried his best to suppress the smile on his face, trying to show a compassionate expression, but he couldn't restrain the smile on his face, and it broke in a second, and he took a picture with a smile Luo Longwen shook his shoulder, "Hehe, that's fine, I know you can't hold it back anymore, it's not too late to pretend to be filled with righteous indignation when we go out, just laugh if you want, what are you afraid of at home."

What a pretense!

Luo Longwen almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, shook his head again and again, and said sadly, "Brother Ouyang, more than 3,000 Japanese pirates attacked Jingnan, but he, Zhu Ping'an, did not die. Not only did he not die, but he also made great achievements! "

"What?!" Ouyang Zishi was shocked, the smile on his face suddenly withered, he shook his head, with a smile on his face, and looked at Luo Longwen hopefully, "Hehe, Brother Luo, are you kidding me? ?”

"How can I be in the mood to joke with you, Zhu Ping'an not only defended Jingnan County, but also beheaded 824 Japanese pirate heads, not only that, he also recovered the neighboring Taiping County! "

Luo Longwen said sadly.

Plop!

Ouyang Zishi heard the words, his eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground with a thud, causing a cloud of dust to fly.

"Brother Ouyang! Brother Ouyang!"

Luo Longwen yelled in panic from his ear.

(end of this chapter)