Chapter 1361： Nonsense

Chapter 1361 Nonsense

A table of delicacies, full of beautiful things in eyes, the greasy fat man opened his hands left and right with a smile on his face, what he ate was a satisfaction.

After the turmoil, the greasy fat man comforted Wu Zang Temple, looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, and a magnetic voice sounded: "It's too boring to eat like this, why don't we do something interesting."

Do something interesting? !

Your words are easy to mislead, and this sentence is matched with your slightly obscene expression! If the girl sitting opposite you can sue you for harassment!

"What's your opinion, brother?" Zhu Pingan asked with a smile.

"Why don't we enforce the drinking order? We can eat this dish only if we each tell an allusion related to the dish. Otherwise, we can't eat the dish. How about it? I wonder if my little brother is interested?"

The greasy fat man reached out and touched the mustache at the corner of his mouth, looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, and said with great interest.

"Fatty, what are you so worried about? I'm a rough man, I can't read a few big characters, how can I obey the drinking order?!" Liu Dadao felt that the greasy fat man was targeting him, and couldn't help but glared at the fat man.

"Hehe, it's simple. You and your son are both prosperous and ruined. Your son can make wine orders for you, but you two can eat whatever wine orders your son makes."

The greasy fat man said with a smile.

"Aren't you cheating? If you make one drinking order, my young master has to do two." Liu Dadao said dissatisfied.

"It's okay, it's okay, the host and the guest can do as they please, and it's rare for my dear friend to be in a good mood. Naturally, I will accompany you." Zhu Pingan smiled.

"Okay. Come on, let's start with me, and give the little brother some time to think." The greasy fat man finalized the drinking order as soon as Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, and started first on the grounds of giving Zhu Pingan time to think.

"Hehe, Taigong Jiang is fishing."

As the greasy fat man said, he moved the plate of steamed mandarin fish on the table in front of him, held a large chopstick with a smile on his face, and purposely pointed at Liu Dadao, eating it exaggeratedly, with the corners of his mouth dripping with oil.

"If you eat such a big mouthful, you won't be afraid that the fishbone will kill you," Liu Dadao said with a dark face.

"Mandarin fish has fewer spines and more meat, so don't worry about it." The greasy fat man said with a smile.

"Please, little brother." The greasy fat man said to Zhu Pingan with a smile after stimulating Liu Dadao.

"Then you're welcome." Zhu Pingan nodded with a smile, tapped the pickled meat with chopsticks, said softly, "Zhang Fei sells meat", and then said to Liu Dadao, "Dadao, you are a martial artist People, eat more meat."

"Thank you, son."

After Liu Dadao thanked Zhu Ping'an, he stretched out his chopsticks to pick up five large pieces of meat at once, shook them at the greasy fat man, and stuffed them into his mouth at once, oil and water flowed down from the corner of his mouth visible to the naked eye.

These five large slices of meat accounted for a full third of the plate, and when Liu Dadao put his chopsticks down, the plate was completely empty.

Seeing this, the greasy fat man couldn't help swallowing. This pickled pork with pickled vegetables is also one of his favorites.

"Time moved to steal the chicken."

Zhu Pingan then ordered the drunken chicken again, told the allusion about Shi Qian stealing the chicken, then took a chicken wing, put it in his mouth, and said to Liu Dadao, "Dadao, try it too, it tastes good."

Therefore, Liu Dadao repeated his old tricks, picking up chicken thighs and large pieces of meat with one chopstick, deliberately feasting on the greasy fat man.

"You are not afraid of choking." The greasy fat man couldn't help but said.

"Hehe, don't worry, this chicken is so oily that you won't be able to choke on it." Liu Dadao said proudly.

The greasy fat man got a little impatient, and if this continues, the idiot opposite him could wipe out a plate in a few mouthfuls, so he blinked his eyes, stretched out his hands and drew a circle on the table, and said with a smile, "Qin Shihuang Annex the Six Kingdoms—eat the world, all these dishes belong to me alone, hahaha.”

Liu Dadao was dumbfounded.

"Hehe, I admire, admire." Zhu Pingan smiled and cupped his hands.

"Where is it." The greasy fat man smiled like a flower, and winked at Liu Dadao, "Sorry, all these dishes belong to me alone. No matter how big your mouth is, you won't be able to enjoy it."

"Young master, he." Liu Dadao looked confused.

The greasy fat man smiled in front of Liu Dadao, first took a bite of the pork with pickled vegetables that he had always been obsessed with, then took away a big chicken leg, and then a drunken shrimp, making a fuss on purpose.

"So, I have no choice but to add a yellow robe to Zhao Kuangyin - stealing the country and proclaiming himself emperor. These dishes are also ours."

Zhu Ping'an looked at the greasy fat man with a smile.

The greasy fatty was stunned for a moment, then smiled and gave Zhu Pingan a thumbs up, "Not bad, little brother."

"Fatty, do these dishes belong to me and my son, you can't eat a single bite!" Liu Dadao looked at the greasy fatty.

"Ahem." The greasy fat man couldn't help coughing.

"Hehe, Da Dao, the drinking order is just for fun. Dear brother, please." Zhu Pingan said to Liu Dadao with a smile, and then stretched out his hand to make a gesture of please to the greasy fat man.

"Hey, my shortcoming is that my heart is too soft to refuse people. The little brother is so kind, I can only be disrespectful." The greasy fat man said with a sigh, and then unceremoniously stretched out his chopsticks and began to eat.

"Heh, a tree without its bark will surely die, and a shameless person is invincible in the world," Liu Dadao couldn't help but sarcastically.

Greasy Fatty has a super good attitude. He turned a deaf ear to Liu Dadao's sarcasm, and seemed to eat more deliciously.

After pushing the cups and changing the cups, Zhu Pingan smiled and asked the greasy fat man, "I haven't asked my dear friend's name yet."

"A mere humble name is not worth mentioning." The greasy fat man was gnawing on the chicken. Hearing this, he shook the chicken bone and said.

"Hehe, my dear brother, you are joking. There is no distinction between high and low names." Zhu Pingan shook his head with a smile.

"What's the matter, fat man, you ate my son's big meal, and you don't even want to tell me your name?"

Liu Dadao stared.

"Why, it's just a name, and it's not a big deal. My surname is Hu, and the single name has the word 'yan'."

The fat man raised his head from the plate, wiped the corner of his mouth, and said his name.

Nonsense!

Liu Dadao shook his head in disappointment when he heard the fat man's name, it wasn't Xu Wei. Seeing the young master invited him to dinner, Liu Dadao still thought in his heart that maybe this fat man was the Xu Wei the young master was looking for, but after hearing the fat man's name, he realized that he was thinking too much, this fat man was not Xu Wei at all.

"Nonsense" Zhu Pingan read it softly, and couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, showing a smile, "Brother Hu, what a good name."

Nonsense, nonsense, the speaker says it, nonsense means nonsense. The name sounds fake.

(end of this chapter)