Chapter 1367： You pack the meals, I pack the paintings

Chapter 1367 You pack the meals, I pack the paintings

Although it is a pity that Jin Shengtan is not alive, but with Jin Shengtan's allusions to accompany the wine, the greasy fat man still gets a little drunk.

Although he was slightly tipsy after drinking and his feet were sloppy, Greasy Fatty still insisted on packing leftovers for his dog.

Fatty's appetite is poor today, there are a lot of leftovers, plus half a jug of wine, it is impossible for one person to take it, let alone the fatty is still slightly drunk and sloppy. Thus, Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao became the fat man's laborers. Liu Dadao carried two food boxes, and Zhu Pingan took the fat man home with a jar of wine.

"Thank you, put it here, you can go back." After walking home, the greasy fat man leaned against the door frame, waving his arms to see off the guests.

"Fatty, do you have a conscience? Our son invited you to dinner, sent you back, and helped you get things. Then he sent you home, and you kicked him out. He even invited us to drink a cup of tea. There is no such thing as unloading the donkey." Seeing the fat man unloading the donkey like this, Liu Dadao almost threw the food box in his hand on the ground.

"Ahem." The fat man said with a blushing face, "I don't even have tea at home, how can I invite you to drink tea?"

"No tea, not even water?" Liu Dadao snorted.

"Water is available, but your family, how can you drink plain water." The greasy fat man replied.

"If you can drink it, if you can't drink it, you have to ask, what do you mean?" Liu Dadao curled his lips.

"Okay, there are some broken bowls at home, and a pot of white water. Would you like to go in and drink a bowl of water?" the greasy fat man responded.

"OK."

Zhu Pingan nodded as soon as the greasy fat man finished speaking.

"Ha, don't drink, then, you actually agreed?!" The fat man didn't think that Zhu Pingan would accept it at all, so he started from Zhu Ping's refusal. After a while, Zhu Pingan responded, and the boss grinned in surprise.

"Well, I drank some wine and walked all the way. I'm really thirsty now. Brother Hu is so kind, we won't lie." Zhu Pingan smiled and nodded under the greasy fat man's surprised gaze.

"Yes, we are very thirsty." Liu Dadao followed up.

"Uh, I only have boiled water at home, not a single tea leaf. It's really not an exaggeration, so you can drink it?!" The greasy fat man repeated it again, and said reluctantly.

"Of course I can drink it. I can drink it too much. We are not from a wealthy family. My family is a farmer in a mountain village, and Da Dao is a hunter in a mountain village. I have been drinking boiled water since I was a child, and I drink tea and so on during the festivals." Zhu Pingan said with a smile as he squeezed into the yard from the fat man.

"Thank you for the hospitality, go and pour water." Liu Dadao followed Zhu Ping'an and squeezed into the courtyard from the fat man.

After Zhu Ping'an walked into the room where the fat man lived, he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. This fat man is really sloppy.

This room is like a pigsty, messy and dirty, clothes are thrown away, garbage is thrown away, the ground is almost full of garbage and sundries, and Zhu Pingan can hardly find a place to step into the house.

The bowls and dishes on the dining table were overturned, half of the table was covered with leftover soup and leftovers, and the remaining half of the table was also greasy. The bed was dirty, the quilt was piled in a corner, the sheets were also yellow, and there were shoes, socks, and clothes piled under the bed.

The whole room was filled with a suffocating smell, and Zhu Ping'an was almost smoked when he entered the door.

There is only one place in the entire room that can barely be called clean, and that is the desk. Although the books are not neatly arranged, they are much better than other places in the house, and it is a rare pure land.

No wonder Fatty didn’t want to come in with Liu Dadao himself, because he didn’t want people to see a scene that would damage his image.

Zhu Ping'an immediately understood.

"Hey, the soup and leftovers on the table look familiar. Didn't you pack it up and feed it to the dog yesterday?! How did it get to the dining table? What's the matter, is your dog on the table too?!"

Seeing the leftover soup and rice on the table, Liu Dadao couldn't help but look up at the greasy fat man and asked repeatedly.

"Ahem, sit down wherever you want, and I'll pour water for you." The greasy fat man coughed and pretended not to hear what Liu Dadao said.

"Your place is like a pig's nest." Liu Dadao curled his lips, "No wonder you want us to come in."

"A man should clean up the world, so that he can keep his house safe? If it's messy, it's messy, it's harmless, it's harmless."

The greasy fat man said cheekily.

"Brother Hu, if you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world. It's uncomfortable to live in such an environment. Dao, come on, give me a hand, and let's help Brother Hu clean up the house together." Hearing this, Zhu Pingan chattered speechlessly At the corner of his mouth, he couldn't stand it anymore, and called Liu Dadao to clean up the house together.

"Ahem, what an embarrassment. I'll get you a broom." The greasy fat man said it was embarrassing, but he didn't feel embarrassed at all in his actions. He pulled out two small brooms from the corner with his buttocks pouted. , Handed to Zhu Pingan and Liu Dadao.

After handing over the tools, the greasy fat man ran away, showing no intention of cleaning up together.

"Fatty, come back, this is to clean up the house for you, don't even think about being idle, go and work for me!"

Liu Dadao grabbed the fat man with one hand. Although the fat man was tall and fat, he was like a cub in Liu Dadao's hands.

"Ahem, I'm going to pour water for you." The greasy fat man made an excuse.

"Come on, what water to drink at this time, let's talk about it after cleaning." Liu Dadao pulled the fat man to him, and told the fat man, "Tell you, we clean, you clean up, don't try to be lazy."

"My lord, you rest, I will clean up with Fatty." Liu Dadao cleaned up Liu Dadao, turned and said to Zhu Ping'an.

"It's okay, more people work faster." Zhu Pingan said with a smile, without stopping at all.

About half an hour later, Zhu Pingan, Liu Dadao, and the greasy fat man who was a foreign worker, cleaned up the house.

"Wow, I didn't expect the room to look like this."

Thanks to Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao, Greasy Fatty saw for the first time what the room he lived in looked like.

Liu Dadao didn't even bother to complain about the fat man, and urged, "Pour some water, your throat is so dry that it's smoking."

"Yes, drink water, drink water." The greasy fat man poured three bowls of water, put them on the desk, and asked Zhu Pingan and Liu Dadao to drink.

His desk is much cleaner than the dining table. Although the dining table was cleaned up just now, the oil stains on the table are not easy to deal with. This needs to be treated with saponins, but Fatty doesn’t have soap locusts, so the dining table just wiped the obvious stains with a rag Stains and oil stains have to be dealt with another day when the fat man buys saponins.

"Well, your painting is not bad." While drinking water, Zhu Pingan turned over the rice paper stacked on the fat man's desk and said to the fat man.

"This painting is for my own entertainment, it's hard to be elegant." The greasy fat man replied indifferently.

"I like Brother Hu's paintings very much, I don't know if Brother Hu can give up his love." Zhu Pingan cupped his hands.

"It's just a work of practicing pens. If you don't mind the little brother, just take it." The fat man didn't care at all.

Zhu Ping'an suddenly beamed with joy, smiling like a flower, and regarded the fat man's painting as a treasure, and asked the fat man to write an inscription on the painting and stamp it. The fat man also had a good impression of Zhu Ping'an. He kept entertaining guests and helped him clean up the house. There is nothing wrong with Zhu Ping'an's request. He tossed and tossed, found a stamp, and pressed it on the painting, leaving behind the four characters of "Tianchi Yuyin" written in dragon and phoenix dance.

Seeing the four-character stamp of "Tianchi Yuyin", Zhu Ping'an's smile became brighter, as if gold stars appeared in his eyes, and he regarded the painting as a treasure, carefully rolled it up and put it away, as if the painting was not a painting, but It's like a priceless treasure.

"My lord, it's just a broken painting" Liu Dadao was puzzled when he saw this.

"What, you want a pair too?!" Zhu Pingan seemed to have misheard Liu Dadao's words, surprised, and then looked at the greasy fat man.

"Take it." The fat man waved his hand indifferently, not taking it seriously.

"Young master, no, who cares." Liu Dadao quickly explained.

"What, you want all the paintings on the table" Zhu Ping'an seemed to have drunk too much, and misheard again.

"Take it, take it, take it all." The greasy fat man waved his hand indifferently. These paintings were all drawn by him for private school enrollment, and they were just distributed to passers-by as publicity.

So, Zhu Pingan asked the fat man to inscribe a few words on each painting, and after pressing the stamp, they all packed up.

(end of this chapter)