Chapter 1401： Open your eyes and talk nonsense

Chapter 1401 Open your eyes and tell nonsense

Zhu Pingan was unarmed, and with a sentence of "Send you a fortune", miraculously appease the angry soldiers wielding their weapons, and the meat shield soldiers opened their mouths wide in astonishment as if they had seen a miracle.

Zhu Pingan smiled and cupped his hands to the rebels in front of him, and said politely, "Thank you brothers, help me move this table ten meters forward. I will stand on it and talk so that more brothers can hear it."

Okay, you threw yourself into a trap and asked to go deep into our rebellious soldiers, how could we refuse?

Several rebels nodded happily, and moved a table back more than ten meters, which was already deep in the rebellion.

Zhu Ping'an followed closely behind, stepping calmly into the chaos. Every step he took, the space behind him was filled by the chaos. When he reached the table, Zhu Ping'an was surrounded by the chaos.

"Thank you, brothers." Zhu Pingan smiled and cupped his hands in thanks, then climbed onto the table with hands and feet.

Zhu Ping'an stood firmly on the table like a green pine tree. The breeze blew, his clothes fluttered, and the sun shone on him, covering him with a layer of golden light, just like a **** descending from the earth.

"Brother Wang, just let the dog officer talk there?! What if other people are fooled by him?"

Among the rebellious soldiers, a rebellious soldier leaned in front of a small flag, and said a little nervously.

"Fudge?! Hehe, it's useless even if the dog officer has a brilliant tongue and a lot of hype. Huang Shilang has already been killed, and there is no turning back when he opens his bow. The others can only follow us on the road of rebellion. "Xiao Qi twitched the corners of his mouth in disdain, then lowered his head and said to the rebellious soldier, "Besides, we are still some distance away from the puppy officer, and we are too far away. If we behave too much, it will easily arouse other people's suspicion, and it will be counterproductive. Tell others , don't act rashly!"

"Yes, what Brother Wang said is true." The rebellious soldier nodded, and then went to contact other people.

Among the chaotic soldiers, undercurrents surged.

Standing on the table, Zhu Ping'an smiled, bowed his hands in four directions, east, west, north, south, and said loudly: "Brothers from the Zhenwu Camp, before I speak, I will give a brief self-introduction. "

"Dog officer, speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart!" The rebels shouted loudly.

Wang Xiaoqi and others couldn't help grinning when they saw this. The dog officer knew how powerful he was, and wanted to appease the rebels, which is a fantasy.

Zhu Pingan was scolded by the rebels, and the smile on his face did not diminish at all, and he continued to say, "Okay, let me make a long story short, my official, Zhu Pingan, was the champion of Enke last year, and now he has signed for the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Procuratorate, with a fifth-rank official position." , co-in charge of a province's criminal name and impeachment, responsible for organizing the army, leading the militia, and gaining the trust of the Holy One, granting this official the right to submit secret documents, and the official's secret documents can be directly submitted to the Holy Master."

"Puppy, can you speak human language?!"

"What do you mean?! Use officials to suppress us?!"

"Can you fart faster?!"

After hearing Zhu Pingan's introduction, the rebellious soldiers were a little confused, so they immediately shouted and cursed again.

"To put it simply, I have the right to impeach all officials in Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Nanzhili. I have the right to make promises to you. I can directly report it to the Holy One. To be simpler, what I say is not farting!"

Zhu Ping'an still had a smile on his face.

"Okay, even if what you said is not fart, then what do you want to say?! Say it quickly! Don't waste everyone's time!"

"Say it quickly, don't miss the moment of reincarnation."

Although the rioters below were still noisy, the amount of cursing was obviously much less than before.

Zhu Pingan squinted his eyes and nodded, then stretched out three fingers to the rebels, Langsheng said: "I mainly talk about three things. The first thing is that there are unpredictable things in the sky, and people have good and bad fortunes. Huang Shilang Huang My lord, he came to Zhenwu Camp to inspect the military situation, but unfortunately fell to his death. He fell from his own horse and died. It has nothing to do with you. I will report the truth to the Holy Majesty in secret. will smear you as treason."

ah? !

What? !

My ears, what did the puppy officer say just now, didn’t I hear it wrong? ! The dog officer Huang Shilang was obviously hacked to death by us, why did the little dog officer say that he fell from a horse and died, and it has nothing to do with us? !

After Zhu Ping'an's words, all the rioters below were stunned, stunned, and their faces were full of crap!

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, this little dog official was kicked in the head by a donkey, and he actually said that Huang Shilang fell off his horse and died?!"

"This little dog official is really talking nonsense with his eyes open, and he is serious."

Suddenly there was a burst of noise and laughter.

However, there were exceptions. The people surnamed Wang Xiaoqi and others who were in the chaos below did not laugh when they heard Zhu Ping'an's words.

The reason why they were able to mobilize the Zhenwu camp so smoothly to the current level of rebellion is that apart from the reduction of silver, cancellation of wives' rations, and default on military pay, the death of Huang Shilang is the key catalyst. It is the killing of Huang Shilang that there is no way out. , Only then did the Zhenwu Battalion be agitated and coerced into the rebellion's carriage smoothly, and it was gone forever.

The little dog officer said that Huang Shilang fell off his horse and died, which had nothing to do with the Zhenwu Camp. He was shaking the morale of the army.

"Yes, don't doubt your ears. Huang Shilang fell off his own horse and died. It has nothing to do with you! Duke Wei, Marquis Linhuai and He guards all concluded the same way. Later, we will jointly issue an official announcement , Announce the world! This official will also write a secret letter to the emperor to declare this matter! You did not kill the imperial court official, let alone rebelled, you should cherish yourself and don’t mistake yourself!"

Zhu Ping'an stood on the table, glanced at the rebellious soldiers with burning eyes, and repeated it loudly again, emphatically.

This time, the brainless soldiers understood what Zhu Pingan meant, thought for a while, and lowered their heads to whisper to the people around them.

For a while, some of the chaotic soldiers had their hearts fluttering, and some of the chaotic soldiers quietly put down the weapons they were waving.

Zhu Pingan glanced at the soldiers, took the reaction of the soldiers into his eyes, cleared his throat, and spoke again, this time the voice was much harsher, with a reprimanding tone, and said sternly, "What are you waiting for? If you don’t hurry up and put down Master Huang’s body, don’t commit the crime of insulting the body of the official ordered by the court!”

Several rebels holding the flagpole hanging Huang Shilang's body were scolded by Zhu Pingan, and subconsciously put down the flagpole in a hurry.

Plop!

Huang Shilang's body fell to the ground, splashing a layer of dust.

Poor, but, deserve it!

Huang Shilang committed his own death, and Zhenwu Camp has evolved from a mutiny to a rebellion. He has an inescapable responsibility, and it can be said that death cannot redeem his fault. However, after all, the dead are the greatest. Zhu Pingan sighed, and was about to command the flesh shield soldiers to contain Huang Shilang's body.

At this moment, I heard a shout from among the chaos, "Brothers, don't be fooled by the dog officer!"

(end of this chapter)