Chapter 1411 Good vision
Because tomorrow he was going to Hegong’s township yamen to collect the bowl guns and Linhuaihou’s water army camp to collect 100 horses, so Zhu Pingan had to stay in Yingtian for another day and postponed the departure date.
"Ah, the Zhenwu Battalion has changed?! Uncle, are you okay? Are you injured anywhere?"
During dinner, Hua'er listened to Zhu Ping'an's story about the Zhenwu Camp, and when she heard the news of the Zhenwu Camp's mutiny, her little face turned pale with fright, not to mention how nervous she was, as if it wasn't Zhu Ping'an who was mutinied but her. Putting down the chopsticks immediately, came to Zhu Ping'an to check whether Zhu Ping'an was injured.
"It's okay, I'm back, what else can I do." Zhu Pingan couldn't help smiling when he saw Hua'er's nervous appearance.
Hua'er checked up, down, left, and right, and after confirming that Zhu Ping'an was not injured, she was relieved a little, but she pouted her mouth and blamed, "These big soldiers are really, if they don't mutiny one day sooner, they don't mutiny one day later, But the mutiny happened when my uncle went to the camp, so I don’t know how to read the almanac.”
Look at the almanac? ! When Zhu Pingan heard this, he couldn't help crying and laughing, Hua'er was really in a difficult situation.
"Hua'er, let me tell you, mutiny is 10,000 times more dangerous than you imagined." The enchantress Ruonan said eloquently from the side, "The nerd got lucky this time and got his life back."
"Huh?" Hua'er's small face suddenly became paler, and her small mouth could be stuffed with an egg, "Ten thousand times?!"
"Of course. If you think about it, the soldiers are all big and three rough. If you pull any one out, you can hang and beat a nerd. They wield knives and guns every day, practicing killing skills; where are the nerds?! He is black and Thin, with no strength to restrain a chicken, he spends every day writing and drawing. Do you think these mutinies are dangerous?! Besides, who are these mutinies aimed at, not nerds who are officials of."
Because Zhu Ping'an didn't take her to the Zhenwu camp, the demon girl Ruonan is adding fuel to the scene.
"what?!"
Hua'er listened to the eloquent description given by the enchantress Ruonan, her small face turned pale plus, and her small mouth opened wide plus.
"I'm not trying to scare you." The demon girl Ruonan said with a serious face, "I'll give you a real example. In the Heifeng Village next door to us, there are five or six hundred bandits. They are strong and powerful. Black-haired Tai Sui, with a beard and a beard, is as strong as a bear. He makes two big axes, each weighing a hundred catties. , do you know why he is called Yijianlangjun? It is because he only needs one sword to kill, draw the sword out of its sheath, and seal the throat with one sword, so he is called Yijianlangjun; With two hard bows, he can shoot through Yang with a hundred steps when he is drunk, and if he shoots a fly in the left eye, he will not shoot the right eye; they are four masters, and they are called the king of Hades. Dogs are scared of incontinence. As a result, there was an uneven distribution of spoils in Heifengzhai, which caused the bandits to mutiny. Didn’t you see it? It's red, the head of Heifengzhai's head was cut off half of his head with his axe, and his brains were sprayed on the beams. The second head was poked into seven or eight transparent holes without even pulling out his sword, and his intestines flowed out. In one place, the third leader was shot in the back and turned into a hedgehog. The fourth leader was the worst. He was cut into seven or eight pieces, which made the wild dogs in the village cheaper. It was too miserable. Our cottage was called to clean up the mess. The people who came back did not dare to close their eyes at night, and had nightmares for a whole month. Think about it, the mutiny of hundreds of bandits in a broken village is so terrifying, but what about the mutiny of thousands of ruffian-killing soldiers? Doesn’t it have to be a hundred times or ten thousand times more terrifying.”
The witch danced like a man, her voice changed from time to time, and she spoke as if she was in the same place, very penetrating.
"Ah..." After Hua'er heard this, she couldn't help thinking about it, and then her hairs stood up in fright.
"Uuuuuuuuu, uncle, you should stop going to the military camp again, it's too dangerous"
Hua'er looked at Zhu Pingan with small eyes, crying like a frightened little animal.
"Halo, Hua'er, don't listen to her nonsense, it's nothing. What about Heifengzhai, it's all her nonsense."
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help being speechless.
"Nonsense? Haha, did I also make up nonsense for today's mutiny?!" The witch Ruonan let out a heck.
"Grandpa, isn't Lord Hou also in Yingtian, can you ask Lord Hou for help, please tell me, don't worry about the military equipment." Hua'er held Zhu Ping'an's sleeve tightly with her two small hands, and said in a crying voice.
"Haha, what is going on here? It's the Holy Majesty's order to prepare the army, and it's useless to ask anyone to please. Don't listen to Ruonan's nonsense, there is no such thing as a black wind village, and the risk of mutiny is rare in a hundred years. , My Ming Dynasty has been established for hundreds of years, with tens of thousands of military camps, and the number of mutinies can be counted on the fingers. Let's put it this way, the probability of mutiny is lower than the probability of choking to death by drinking cold water, not to mention that the mutiny is all because of Shangguan I, Zhu Pingan, am the one who withheld food and abused soldiers. Besides, everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world, and I, as an official of the imperial court, have a duty to do everything. , the former land of abundance was ravaged by Japanese pirates and turned into a **** on earth. How could I sit idly by? Now the Holy One has given me the responsibility to organize the army, just to do my part to drive out the Japanese pirates and save the people in the south of the Yangtze River. How can I avoid it because of a little risk? Responsibility?! The sooner the Japanese pirates are wiped out, the common people will suffer less."
Zhu Pingan glared at the witch Ruo Nan, stretched out his hand to rub Hua'er's hair, and explained in speechless relief.
The demon girl Ruonan gave Zhu Pingan a supercilious look.
"Is it really lower than the risk of choking to death by drinking water?" Hua'er raised her head and asked after hearing Zhu Ping'an's relief.
"Naturally, before this, have you heard of the mutiny?" Zhu Ping'an asked.
Hua'er shook her head, she was a little maid who hardly went out of the house, never heard of any mutiny.
"So, mutiny is a rare event in a hundred years. I encountered this mutiny today, and it is impossible to encounter it again in the next hundred years." Zhu Pingan said nonsense seriously.
"Really?" Hua'er was dubious.
"Of course it's true, when have I ever lied to you." Zhu Ping'an nodded vigorously.
"Yes." Hua'er nodded her head.
"You lied to her now." The demon girl Ruonan rolled her eyes.
Hua'er looked at Zhu Ping'an, then at the witch Ruonan.
"That was a white lie. He deliberately lied to you to reassure you." The enchantress Ruonan said to Hua'er, "Usually there are few mutinies, but when there is a war, there will be more mutinies, because food, danger, and everything else are all things that matter." Get together. You heard him also say, to wipe out the Japanese pirates, can we fight less."
"Indispensable" Hua'er is led away by the demon girl Ruonan.
"Your uncle is a stubborn nerd again. Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of a country, and there will be danger in the future." The demon girl Ruonan continued.
"Then what should I do?" Hua'er became nervous again.
"The easiest way is to have a careful master protect him. Even if there is danger, he can save his life."
The demon girl Ruo Nan earnestly and kindly seduces her way.
"A careful master? Liu Dadao and the others" Hua'er thinks of Liu Dadao and others.
"Oh, men, they are all careless, how can they be reliable. Today they also followed your son, and you heard what the nerd said, and they all went to collect military equipment, and none of them was protecting the nerd. So, just It’s not enough to be a master, you have to be careful enough, not a careless man.”
Witch girl Ruonan's fox tail is exposed.
"A careful master? Men can't do it?" Hua'er muttered a few words, then looked thoughtfully at the witch Ruonan.
"Good eyesight." The corners of the demon girl Ruonan's lips curled up.
(end of this chapter)