Chapter 1416： what do you want to do to me

Chapter 1416 What do you want to do to me

Zhu Ping walked into the house and found that the room that he helped the fat man clean a few days ago had turned into a dirty and messy pigsty. Clothes and **** were flying side by side on the ground, and the leftovers of soup and socks were all the same. The smell is suffocating. I really don't know how the fat man lives in this environment!

The buddy of Shaoxing restaurant couldn't wait to put down the food and drink, and fled away from the fat pig's house like flying away. Seeing how they were running for their lives, in their eyes, Fatty's room was hell.

How can this room be done without cleaning it? !

Zhu Pingan rolled up his sleeves with a wry smile, greeted Liu Mu and Liu Dadao, pulled the fat man up, and began to clean the room.

"It really doesn't take time to clean it. Anyway, it will become like this in a few days. Let's eat first. It won't be good if the wine and food are cold."

The greasy fat man was holding a broom in his hand, as if he was carrying a heavy weight. It seemed that he had exhausted all his strength in sweeping the floor. With his small eyes, he could not leave the food and drink for a moment, and he said to Zhu Pingan while slobbering.

"Don't worry, the food box is sealed with a warm towel, and the food and drink will never be cold." Zhu Pingan said with a smile.

Your room is as messy as a pigsty, and the smell is so strong, how can you eat it without cleaning it?

Zhu Ping'an and the three outsiders were sweating profusely, but the greasy fat man was doing foreign work there. It was a typical example of effortless effort. Although he also had a broom in his hand, he didn't even sweep out an area as big as his palm. Not only Liu Dadao looked sideways, even Liu Mu couldn't help but look sideways at the fat man, he was so lazy.

About one incense stick, the room was cleaned and looked brand new, the windows were opened for ventilation, and the indoor air was much fresher.

The greasy fat man couldn't wait to open the food box, took out the food and wine inside, and placed it all over the table.

"Little cutie, you miss me so much. This is the taste of mua." When arranging the plate, the greasy fat man couldn't take it anymore, so he stretched out his hand and squeezed a drunken shrimp into his mouth, pouted his mouth, and closed his mouth in satisfaction. Eyes, as if life has reached its peak all of a sudden.

It feels like I haven't eaten for half a year.

Seeing the greasy fat man's worthless appearance, Liu Dadao couldn't help rolling his eyes and snorting. They used to have only three parts of Susukida in the mountain village, and the corvee was heavy. They lived on hunting, and they often didn’t have enough to eat. Especially in winter when the mountains were covered by heavy snow, the food storage was seriously insufficient, and prey was hard to find. It was common for them to be hungry at this time, but even Starving and freezing, he is not as hopeless as the greasy fat man.

"Brother Hu, please." Zhu Pingan stretched out his hand politely.

"Please, please." The greasy fat man stopped asking himself a long time ago. He picked up vegetables quickly with chopsticks in his hand, and didn't have time to lift his head.

"Brother Hu, have a sip of tea Shun Shun." Zhu Pingan smiled and picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea for the greasy fat man, and put it by the fat man's hand.

"Good!" The fat man was eating greasy and choking panic. Zhu Pingan's cup of tea was really a timely help.

In this way, the greasy fat man has been wolfing down for nearly half a stick of incense, and after a full belch, he reluctantly slowed down the speed of swallowing the vegetables. Of course, even if he slowed down, he was half faster than Zhu Pingan and the others. shoot.

During the period, Zhu Ping'an added two cups of tea to the fat man, and moved the five plates away from the fat man to him.

Seeing that the fat man slowed down, Zhu Pingan poured him a glass of wine and said, "Brother Hu, I'm here today to say goodbye to you."

"What?! Farewell?!" Hearing this, the greasy fat man stopped his chopsticks immediately, and looked at Zhu Pingan with a look of reluctance, "Are you leaving Yingtian?! Can you not leave?" Crab roe is not fragrant.

Are you leaving Yingtian? can you not go

Fatty's reluctance surprised Zhu Pingan slightly, and Fatty's retention surprised Zhu Pingan even more, and hope rose in his heart. Uncle Liu Huang's three visits to the thatched cottage are not to be deceived.

"If you're gone, wouldn't these delicacies just tell me that there is no fate? The little happiness that happens every now and then will leave me like this?!"

Fatty's next words brought Zhu Ping'an's accident back on track, well, this is the fat man, this is the reality. Zhu Pingan was not surprised by this.

"You have to be responsible for me." The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan with eyes full of emotion.

"Ahem, brother Hu, why did you say that?" Zhu Pingan almost spit out a mouthful of old tea after hearing the shocking words of the fat man. Hey, hey, I can sue you for slander!

"You've spoiled my appetite for the past few days. I used to be able to handle a meal with corn bread, but now it's hard to swallow without wine or meat."

The fat man mopped his mouth and accused.

Fuck you, fat man, you are too shameless, you are not as shameless as a rascal, Liu Dadao heard the words, and he couldn't bear it anymore, he raised his head and wanted to slap the fat man, Liu Mu's eyesight and feet are not fast enough , before the fat man opened his mouth, there was a kick under the table. Stepped on by Liu Mu and stared at him, Liu Dadao swallowed back the words that came to his lips.

"Hehe, so that's the case." Zhu Pingan laughed immediately when he heard the words, and then cupped his hands and said to the fat man, "Naturally, Brother Hu is right. This is all my fault, and I am naturally responsible for Brother Hu."

The fat man looked at Zhu Ping'an in surprise, did you get caught in the door, and you really agreed? !

"Brother Hu, look how good this is. Why don't you go with me, Brother Hu. I guarantee that Brother Hu will have wine and meat."

Zhu Pingan showed a kind smile of a wolf grandmother, patted his chest, and assured the greasy fat man.

The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan very vigilantly, his eyes glistening, as if he had seen through Zhu Pingan.

Zhu Ping'an tried his best to maintain a harmless smile. This guy is indeed a legend of a generation. This vigilant heart.

"What kind of wine and meat?" The fat man raised his head and asked seriously.

I pour.

"Of course the wine is Shaoxing old wine, and the meat is at least the level of three meat, one vegetarian, four dishes, and one soup, which is the standard of today."

Zhu Ping'an became more and more like a wolf grandma, and said to the fat man to the utmost.

"Gudong. Shaoxing old wine, three meat and one vegetable, four dishes and one soup." Hearing this, the fat man couldn't help swallowing.

"Must." Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously.

"There is no love for no reason, what do you want to do to me?" The fat man tightly wrapped the sheet around himself.

What are you doing to you? !

Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man, and immediately got goosebumps, Nima, what are you thinking, my orientation is normal, and my taste is normal. You are no longer at the level of heavy taste, you belong to dark cuisine!

(end of this chapter)