Chapter 1437： Then here comes the problem

Chapter 1437 So here comes the problem

"Girl Ruonan, you said you are harmless to people and animals in the military camp?" Zhu Pingan glanced at the witch Ruonan, shook his head and smiled.

"You are asking the question knowingly! We are not bad people, nor are we enemies. Of course, we are harmless to your people and animals in the military camp! What military laws and disciplines, you are just using chicken feathers as arrows! Picking bones from eggs!"

Witch girl Ruonan heard the words, snorted coldly, raised her heroic brows, and choked with a temper.

"First, under the military law, everyone is equal! No one can enjoy privileges! If because I know you, you have privileges, you can enter and leave the barracks at will, then where are other people and where are the military laws?! Ruoan girl, I remember that you were jealous of the privileged officials back then?! Why, are you going to become the person you hated and resisted?! The dragon-slaying hero will eventually become a dragon?!" Zhu Pingan looked at the witch Ruonan twitched the corner of his mouth and said slowly.

"You're talking nonsense! I don't have one!" The demon girl Ruonan shook her head vigorously, but she involuntarily took half a step back, which showed that Zhu Ping'an's words hit her vital point.

"Second, I told you before that after serving in the army for three years, a sow competes with Diaochan, any thin and fair man in the military camp will be targeted, not to mention that you are already very beautiful. Don't say that you are a woman disguised as a man. As I said before, your **** is a little too upturned, with too many flaws, and the picture is too plump, and it is full of flaws. Have you noticed that now all the soldiers have been looking at this from time to time. It’s not that I look down on women, but The current situation is like this, when a woman enters the barracks, it is like sparks falling on gunpowder!"

Zhu Ping'an continued.

"Bastard, where are you looking!" The demon girl Ruonan heard Zhu Ping'an say that her **** was a little upturned, and immediately, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, she gnashed her teeth and glared at Zhu Pingan, her pretty face flushed.

"Uncle." Hua'er heard Zhu Ping'an say that she was too plump, and immediately blocked the food basket in front of her. A baby's fat and small face seemed to be dripping with shame. She looked at Zhu Ping'an shyly and angrily, and lowered her little face. head.

Uh, is your focus wrong? ! Zhu Pingan twitched the corners of his mouth speechlessly, and continued, "Third, kindness does not control soldiers and righteousness does not control wealth. Strictly enforcing military laws is the best way to govern the army! If you want to strictly enforce the law, you must set an example. I can convince the masses and win the support and support of the soldiers. At present, all the soldiers in the battalion eat big pot meals. If I open a small stove, how will the soldiers of the whole battalion think of me?! My relatives and friends are old, but I can ignore the military law and enter and leave the barracks at will. How will the whole battalion think of me?! Abuse of privileges, overriding the whole battalion. If I lose the morale of the army and can't command a single soldier, what kind of commander should I be?!"

"I'm sorry, aunt." Baozi's little maid, Hua'er, heard Zhu Ping'an's words so seriously, and immediately became nervous and at a loss.

"You scholars are the best at sophistry. You are always good at eloquence. You can make unreasonable arguments, and you can say that black is white!"

The demon girl Ruonan was dumbfounded for a few seconds, then snorted. She, who couldn't say no to Zhu Ping'an, changed it to a personal attack.

"I'm talking about reason, you are being unreasonable." Zhu Pingan said lightly.

"You say I'm unreasonable?!" The demon girl Ruonan frowned again, then laughed, looking at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, her long soft voice was full of threats, "Then I'm really unreasonable. Zhu Ping'an, you can't deal with Erdan and Datou by military law, or I'll let my hair loose and shout molestation."

Zhu Ping'an was speechless!

Witch girl Ruo Nan was very proud when she saw this.

"Well, let me ask you a simple question. If you answer it well, I will exempt Erdan and Datou from their military law. Otherwise, you will go out of the camp honestly and don't stop me from marching."

Zhu Pingan looked at the enchantress Ruonan with a look of helplessness and compromise, sighed, and said.

Witch girl Ruonan was looking at Zhu Pingan vigilantly, "Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that you know too much, you nerd. If you ask some questions about the Four Books and Five Classics, how can I answer them?"

"If you don't ask about the Four Books and Five Classics, it's a simple question. Didn't you just talk about relatives and friends? My question is a simple question of 'name'. Simply put, it is a question of what a certain person should call a certain person." Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth, "Why, girl Ruonan doesn't even have confidence in such a question?!"

"Who doesn't have confidence anymore! What's so difficult about this kind of appellation? Don't say one thing, it's just two things, and my aunt is not afraid." The witch Ruonan took a step forward and said confidently.

It was dawn, the rain stopped, and the demon girl Ruonan felt that she could do it again.

Baozi's little maid, Hua'er's eyes also lit up. She is very good at calling relatives. After all, as little maids, addressing is a skill they must master, and it is also a skill that they use quite frequently.

Zhu Pingan looked at the witch Ruonan, and twitched the corners of his mouth, "No need to double-talk, I only have one question, as long as you can answer it, I will exempt them from military law, otherwise, you just step aside obediently and don't obstruct it." I march."

"Okay, Zhu Ping'an, you have to keep your word!" The demon girl Ruonan feared that Zhu Pingan's words would be unfaithful, and said vehemently, "What kind of Confucian of yours once said, 'People don't believe what they say, and you don't know what's true' .”

"Of course, a gentleman's words are hard to follow!" Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously, and then looked at the enchantress Ruonan, "I hope the girl Ruonan will do the same."

"Nonsense! Auntie, I will naturally do what I say!" The witch Ruonan rolled her eyes, full of confidence.

"Okay. Then I will start. The problem is later, you have to listen carefully. What about the Three Kingdoms period?"

Zhu Ping'an nodded and began to describe the problem.

"I am familiar with the Three Kingdoms. I captured a storyteller in the Shanzhai before, and listened to him talk about the Three Kingdoms for half a year."

Witch girl Ruo Nan smiles brightly and is more confident.

"During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a man named Zhou Yu." Zhu Ping'an continued.

"I know Zhou Gongjin." The enchantress Ruonan continued to grow in confidence.

"He has a wife named Xiao Qiao." Zhu Ping'an continued.

"The number one beauty in the Three Kingdoms, she also has a sister named Da Qiao." The confidence of the witch Ruonan continued to grow.

"Yes, she has a sister named Da Qiao, and Da Qiao's husband is named Sun Ce." Zhu Pingan nodded and continued.

"The number one bully in Jiangdong." The enchantress Ruonan's confidence continued to grow.

"Sun Ce has a younger sister named Sun Shangxiang, who married Liu Bei as his wife," Zhu Pingan continued.

"Big Ear Thief, I think he is the most hypocritical person in the Three Kingdoms, and he is also the most incompetent person, crying at every turn, throwing his wife away at every turn, and saying that brothers are like brothers and wives are like clothes, bah!"

When the witch Ruonan spurned Liu Bei, her confidence continued to grow.

Zhu Ping'an: "Liu Bei has a son named Adou"

Witched woman Ruonan: "A Dou who can't help me, if I gave birth to such a son, I wouldn't stay in Changbanpo and throw him. I'll fall when I'm born."

Zhu Ping'an: "A Dou has a queen called Queen Zhang, and Queen Zhang's mother is named Xiahou"

Witching girl Ruonan: "I know, her father is Xia Houyuan. When she went out to cut firewood in the city, she was snatched by the pervert Zhang Fei to be his wife."

Zhu Ping'an: "Xiahou's father is Xiahouyuan, and Xiahouyuan has an older brother named Xiahoudun."

Yao Nv Ruo Nan: "Three Kingdoms, I admire Xiahou Dun the most. After being shot in the eye, he is a man, not like someone"

"Then here comes the problem." Zhu Pingan smiled and looked at the witch Ruonan, "What should Zhou Yu call Xiahou Dun?!"

The demon girl Ruonan spoke confidently: "Zhou Yu should call Xiahou Dun, eh?!"

Yao Nu Ruonan's confidence bottomed out in an instant, she frowned and thought hard, and said to herself, "What should Zhou Yu call Xiahou Dun?", puzzled for a long time, looked at Hua'er in a daze, and found that Hua'er was even more dazed.

(end of this chapter)