Chapter 1597： come home drunk

Chapter 1597 Returning slightly drunk

"Zihou, don't be so reserved, this altar of imperial tribute wine is unsealed for you to drink, come, drink this cup to the full"

Zhang Jing found out that Zhu Pingan stopped drinking after drinking five cups, thinking that Zhu Pingan couldn't let go, or he was helping him save the imperial wine, so he smiled and shook his head, can't I, Zhang Jing, afford you a meal of wine? So, holding the jug with his own hands, he poured another glass of wine for Zhu Ping'an, and said kindly.

"Ahem, my lord, it's not that I'm reserved, but that I can't drink enough to drink, and I can only use tea instead of wine." Zhu Ping raised his head, his face was flushed by alcohol, and said to Zhang Jing with a wry smile

Zhu Ping'an's appearance is obviously slightly drunk, three points drunk, and he can't fake it.

"Uh, Zihou, your drinking capacity is beyond words." Seeing this, Zhang Jing couldn't help but shook his head, crying and laughing, "Wine is for fun, and drinking too much is useless. That can only mean that you have no luck."

"Drink less and eat more vegetables, the next official will not treat me badly." Zhu Pingan joked with a smile.

Zhu Ping'an is currently only slightly drunk, not drunk, and his spirit is still very clear, and his words and actions will not be affected, and he is even more refreshed at this moment. Perhaps slightly drunk is the best drinking state.

However, my family knows my own affairs, and Zhu Pingan knows his drinking capacity, and he will really get drunk if he drinks any more.

"Hehe, you, don't worry, you have enough wine and enough food." Zhang Jing couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

After drinking, eating, and talking, Zhu Pingan left Zhang Jing's mansion, and found that many officials gathered outside Zhang Jing's mansion, wanting to visit Zhang Jing, but without exception, they were blocked by the gray-haired concierge of Zhang Jing's mansion It's out the door.

Zhu Ping'an walked out of Zhang's mansion slowly, smelling of alcohol all over his body was the best proof of Zhang Jing's hospitality.

This naturally aroused the envy of the officials who were rejected outside the gate of Zhang's mansion, and their eyes were red.

Zhu Ping'an returned to the Si Yamen after leaving Zhang's mansion.

"The deputy envoy is back."

Zhu Ping'an arrived at the Yamen of the Prosecutor's Envoy, and the servants of the Yamen saluted respectfully and said hello.

"Well, I'm back." Zhu Pingan responded with a smile and nodded.

Zhu Ping'an had already officially assumed the post of deputy envoy of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Procuratorate yesterday. Yesterday Zhang Nietai ordered the yamen kitchen to add a few more dishes. Taking advantage of lunch time, he gathered everyone to celebrate Zhu Ping'an.

Everyone in the yamen also sealed a small red envelope for Zhu Pingan, with varying amounts of money, to congratulate Zhu Pingan on his promotion to Deputy Envoy of the Procuratorate. This is a current exchange of favors, and Zhu Pingan did not refuse, but he gave them a return gift one by one afterwards, which was equivalent to their gift.

After returning to the yamen, Zhu Ping'an went to the backyard first, prepared to wash and change clothes, drank hangover soup, and then went to the yamen to work.

Zhu Ping'an smelled of alcohol before he walked into the backyard of the yamen. Unsurprisingly, he heard the sneering voice of the demon girl Ruo Nan in his ear.

I have to say that the demon girl Ruonan deserves to be a martial artist with a keen sense. Every time she goes home by herself, she knows ahead of Huaer that she can always disappear by her side. Zhu Ping'an is used to it.

The demon girl Ruonan is the same this time, she appeared out of nowhere and appeared next to Zhu Pingan, oh, seeing the smell of wine on Zhu Pingan's body, she said with a contemptuous expression on her face: "Tsk tsk, the smell of wine all over my body, Sigh, the smell of wine on your body is really mouth-watering, I'm afraid it's one of the few good bars in the world, it's very expensive, and the common people's blood and blood have been ruined by you officials."

"If a man and a girl have a good nose, it's better than a dog's nose." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly and replied softly.

"You are the dog's nose!" The demon girl Ruonan was ridiculed as a dog's nose, of course she refused to accept it, she gave Zhu Pingan a hard look, and suddenly giggled again, "Hehe, you know, the common people collectively call you officials who eat people's fat and people's ointment Dog officer, so speaking of it, you are the real dog noses."

"Not all officials are dog officials who eat the fat of the people, at least I am not." Zhu Pingan glanced at the witch Ruonan, and said calmly.

It's not a day or two for the demon girl Ruoan to hate the rich, officials, and scholars. Zhu Ping'an is very speechless about this.

"Tsk tsk, smell the wine on your body, but the smell of wine on your clothes is so mouth-watering. It must be one of the best wines in the world. It must be more expensive than gold. You said you didn't Eat people's fat and people's ointment?" The witch Ruonan rolled her eyes, stretched out her slender hand to slap Zhu Ping'an's clothes, sniffed the scent of wine on Zhu Ping'an's body, couldn't help licking her tongue, and said with contempt on her face.

Yao Nv Ruo Nan is a person who has no pleasure without meat and wine, especially wine, which can't be less for almost a day.

Drinking too much, the enchantress Ruonan also unknowingly developed her appreciation for wine. The aroma of wine exuding from Zhu Ping'an was an aroma of mellow wine that she had never heard in her life. Just by smelling the smell, she knew that the wine must be of great value.

"Correct you, it's not one of the few good wines in the world, but the best wine in the world, none of them."

Zhu Pingan shrugged his shoulders and said lightly.

"You still have the face to show off?" The witch Ruonan gave Zhu Pingan a look, and then said curiously and disobediently, "They say that Wen Wu is the first and Wu Wu is the second, and the same is true for this fine wine. How can we easily distinguish the first and the second?" Come on, what kind of wine do you drink that dare to be called 'the best wine in the world', not one of them."

"I'm drinking the tribute wine bestowed by the emperor. Do you think it's the best wine in the world? Is it the best wine?"

Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly, looked at the witch Ruonan and said slowly.

"Uh"

Witch girl Ruonan really can't say anything to refute. There is no wine in the world that can compare with the tribute wine given by the emperor. It is a gift from the emperor. These four words alone are enough to be number one in the world.

"What's wrong with the tribute wine given by the emperor, I know how to eat and drink every day, and it's not just the people's fat and people's ointment." The demon girl Ruonan repeated the old saying again, mocking Zhu Ping'an and other officials who only knew to eat the people's fat and people's ointment.

"Today, Zhang Jing, the former minister of the Ministry of War, was promoted to the governor of Jiangnan by Mr. Zhang. Mr. Zhang invited me to the mansion for a drink. It was a normal entertainment. Except for the tribute wine given by the emperor, the rest were home-cooked dishes." Zhu Pingan explained speechlessly. road.

"Heck, Mr. Zhang was promoted to the governor and minister of Jiangnan, and he invited you into the mansion for a drink?! Is your face so big?! Sure enough, a man's mouth is a deceiving ghost, especially you scholars, the more books you read, the more you read. The more you cheat, the more powerful you are, and lying is as simple and natural as drinking water and breathing, without blushing or panting."

The demon girl Ruo Nan didn't believe it, and giggled.

"Take the truth as a joke, jokes as lies, and lies as the truth. People nowadays are really outrageous." Zhu Pingan shrugged and stepped into the courtyard, ignoring the witch Ruonan.

"You're outrageous." The witch Ruonan was incompetent and furious.

(end of this chapter)