Chapter 1634： Zhumen wine and meat smell

Chapter 1634 Zhumen wine and meat smell

Zhu Ping'an smiled gently, Li Shu's eyes were like silk, and the two looked at each other. The sparks of love were crackling, and the relationship was heating up rapidly. The room was full of affection, and the whole room seemed to have risen several degrees.

The maids, mothers and others present were all moved by the tacit understanding of love between the two...the body has no colorful phoenix and wings, but the heart is connected, the uncle and the lady are connected, so touching.

Among them, Baozi’s little maid Hua’er was the one who moved me the most, with pea-sized tears rolling down from the corners of her eyes one after another.

Right at this moment, the disturbing sound of burning a qin and boiling two bowls of cranes rang out ear-piercingly.

"The wine and meat of Zhumen smell bad (chou), and there are frozen bones on the road."

The piercing voice of the enchantress Ruo Nan rang out suddenly, instantly destroying the deep affection in this room like a dead man.

Especially the witch Ruonan deliberately paused on the word "Zhu", as if deliberately echoing the "Zhu" mansion.

All the maids and women present turned their heads to look at the person who spoiled the scenery with a look of indignation.

"Ruo Nan, what are you talking about." Baozi's little maid Hua'er said to the witch Ruonan in embarrassment and anger.

"Isn't what I said the truth?" The witch Ruonan shrugged her shoulders disapprovingly, not only did not reflect on it, but intensified it and continued: "The flood has just ended, and the waves have risen again. Now I don't know how many people in the world can't eat enough. , Not warm enough to wear, we have a large table full of delicacies from mountains and seas, all of which are delicious in color, fragrance, and taste. Only five people can eat it. If they can’t finish it, it’s impossible to reheat it the next day and eat it again. Don’t they have to throw it away? It stinks. There is no more than ten taels of silver for the food on this table. If you donate it, you don’t know how many poor people suffering from cold and hunger will be saved.”

The demon girl Ruonan didn't know how to repent, and her intensified words made all the maids and women even more angry.

"Ruo Nan!" Baozi's little maid Hua'er got angry, "My lady and uncle treat you like a guest, how can you do that?!"

"That's right, I'll treat you with delicious food and drink, but you're still here with eccentric gossip and gossip, spoiling the scenery."

All the girls followed suit.

"Hehehe, it's okay, if the man is the guest, we are the host, if the guest can't speak freely, how can we fulfill the friendship of the landlord." Li Shu smiled slightly, waved her hand to stop Hua'er and the others.

"Young Madam still understands the truth." The enchantress Ruonan smiled slightly, and said slowly, "I have never seen the world before. Seeing this big table full of delicacies from mountains and seas, I think how many people in the world can't get enough to eat and wear clothes. It was not warm, so I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "The rich wine and meat stink (chou), the road has frozen bones.".

"Ms. Ruo Nan is kind-hearted, but." Li Shu paused slightly when she said this.

"But what?" the witch Ruonan asked.

At this time, she was a little excited, because the poem "The wine and meat of the Zhumen stinks, the road is frozen to death" is a famous sentence through the ages, standing on the commanding heights of morality, if Li Shu refuted it, it would be considered rich and unkind.

Hehe, for such a rich and heartless person with a cold nature, can nerds treat her as a treasure again? !

"However, Ruo Nan misspelled this line of poetry." Li Shu smiled slightly and said seriously.

"I, read it wrong?" The demon girl Ruonan pointed to her nose, and smiled with disbelief.

Such a famous poem through the ages, I have often heard people say it since I was a child, whether it is a sour Confucian or a storyteller, it makes my ears callous.

How could it be mispronounced!

Unless Li Shu made a mistake, hehe, Li Shu can make a mistake with such a simple poem, so it is a vase without much ink.

Bookworms are champions. Don’t storytellers and opera singers always say that they are in love with each other? How can Li Shu, a vase without ink, make nerds fall in love with each other? That is to say, she is beautiful and attracts nerds, but beauty can’t last long. No matter how beautiful she is, she has no inner meaning. , it will also make people slowly bored.

That's Hua'er's chance, oh, come to think of it, Hua'er only knows a few words.

Although the goods in my stomach are far inferior to nerds, they are still enough to train Huaer so that Huaer can memorize a few ancient poems and match a few pairs.

Li Shu is a vase without much ink, which can be said to be a surprise, the enchantress Ruo Nan couldn't help but bend her lips.

"Yes, this poem, Ruo Nan misspelled it." Li Shu smiled and nodded.

"Oh, then Mrs. Lao Shao will correct me." The witch Ruonan said excitedly with her lips curled up.

While the demon girl Ruonan was speaking, she deliberately glanced at Zhu Pingan, and saw Zhu Pingan smiling at Li Shu.

Seeing this, the enchantress Ruo Nan became even more excited, hehe, okay, this is a joke that nerds are also watching Li Shu.

"This poem should read 'Zhu Men's wine and meat smell (xiu), the road has frozen bones', this character should be read as 'xiu', not 'chou'."

Li Shu looked at the enchantress Ruonan with watery eyes, and explained seriously, without the slightest sneer.

"Pfft, I read the poem wrong."

"I thought it was so powerful. I can't even tell the difference between stinky and xiu. I don't know who gave me the courage to show off in front of my uncle and miss."

"You still stink of 'chou', the stink shows off, it makes you feel weird, you should be ashamed of yourself now."

The girls and mothers present burst into laughter, either covering their mouths, or laughing on purpose.

The demon girl Ruonan's first reaction was not to believe it. She didn't believe what Li Shu said, and she didn't believe that she had read it wrong.

This poem is not difficult. She has said it for so many years and heard it said so many times. How could she mispronounce it.

"No book, Zhu Ping'an, did I really read it wrong? Is this poem 'Chou' or 'Xiu'?" the witch Ruonan looked suspiciously Li Shu turned to Zhu Pingan and asked.

He used to call him a nerd when he opened his mouth, but when he got to the point of speaking, he changed his name to Zhu Pingan when he saw girls with bad eyes around him.

"Ruonan girl, it's true that you mispronounced it. This poem is indeed 'the rich man's wine and meat stinks (xiu), and the road is frozen to death'."

Zhu Ping'an couldn't help smiling, and said slowly.

Witch girl Ruonan heard the words, the first reaction is still not believe, do not believe Zhu Ping'an's words, such a simple poem, how could I mispronounce it, this word is obviously a stinky word, how could I mispronounce it!

Such a simple word "stinky", I can write it with my left hand!

It must be Li Shu who is calling a deer a horse! In order to break the situation and hit herself, Li Shu deliberately said that she made a typo.

What about Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an is a fool who was confused by Li Shu's beauty, deliberately turning black and white!

"Hmph, you are a husband and wife, you must have fallen for her, and you all joined forces to lie to me." The demon girl Ruonan snorted, full of resentment.

(end of this chapter)