Chapter 1736： Zhu Ping'an

Chapter 1736 Nephew Zhu Ping'an

"What beggars, open your eyes and take a closer look to see if I feel familiar?"

The beggar in the middle was being chased away, like a tiger whose tail had been stepped on, pointed at his face and yelled loudly.

"Familiar fart, who do you think you are, there is no mirror, there is always a pee, don't take a pee and take a picture!"

"Your face is as dirty as the bottom of a pot, your parents don't recognize you, we can see that you are familiar with a bird?!"

"Let's go, let's go, if you want to beg for food, go to the city. You won't be hungry. Don't make trouble here. If it affects the Zhejiang Army's drill and deployment, you will not be able to atone for your sins even if you are outcasts for ten generations."

"What a face, I want to fart."

The people couldn't help laughing at the beggar's yelling, and drove them out without mercy.

Zhejun is the patron saint of Suzhou. The Zhejun will come out to patrol the city every day for training. These three beggars cannot be affected.

People drive people out without mercy.

The three beggars were hard to beat with both fists, and the dog-beating sticks in their hands fell in the chaos, and they were rushed to the side of the road in a state of embarrassment. The beggar in the middle even slipped and fell a Dogs eat shit.

"It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable, it's really insulting, do you know who I am?" The beggar in the middle got up from the ground in a panic, smoothed his hair with his hands, stamped his feet vigorously, and shouted hysterically.

"Hahaha, who are you, you are a beggar, who else are you?! Who do you think you are."

"Come here, who has urine to wake him up"

"The one who is angry and yellow urine goes first to wake him up, the one who has eaten fruit today is the last, don't let him taste the sweetness"

When people heard the beggar's hysterical yelling, they couldn't help laughing out loud, leaning back and forth.

"Shut up! Listen to me!"

"I tell you who I am!"

"Nephew Zhu Ping'an!"

"Zhu is the country's surname 'Zhu', Ping is the 'Ping' who governs the country and the world, and An is the 'An' who is a warrior who guards the four directions. Zhu Ping'an! Do you hear me clearly?! If I didn't hear clearly, I will say it again, my nephew. Zhu Pingan!"

The beggar in the center took a deep breath, held his head high, and shouted at the people around him with all his strength.

After shouting, the beggar raised his chin and looked around the crowd again with a proud face, like a hen that has laid eggs.

My nephew Zhu Ping'an!

This sentence seems to have given him a buff, which instantly made him write a lot.

However, this is not the case in the eyes of outsiders.

"Nephew Zhu Pingan?? Zhu Pingan? He is talking about the commander of the Zhejiang Army, the deputy envoy of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Procuratorate, Zhu Pingan, Mr. Zhu?!"

"He is a stinky beggar, and he dares to call himself Master Zhu's uncle! This is a humiliation to Master Zhu!"

"Hurry up, someone is pretending to be Mr. Zhu's uncle, hurry up and ask the Yamen to call the guards to arrest this impostor!"

"Let's go, don't make trouble here, these years are in chaos, affecting the drill of the army, can you afford it?!"

Naturally, people don't believe a stinky beggar at all. There are many people who drink a few drops of cat urine to fill their mouths with horse-drawn carriages these days. Uncle Zhu at the entrance of the village drank too much, and often claimed to be a relative of the emperor, saying that his ancestors were from the royal family. What about the illegitimate child; there is also Zhang Daming from the town. When he drank too much, he often said that his ability surpassed ordinary people. It came out of a quarrel, saying that she hadn't reacted yet, Zhang Da understood that she was already pulling up her pants

Therefore, people don't believe the beggar's words, and think that he is putting money on his face. At best, the beggar is also surnamed Zhu, or at most he is a township party with Mr. Zhu, and Mr. Zhu's township party has tens of thousands at least. People, how old are you?

"Really, my nephew is really Zhu Ping'an, and I'm really his uncle. My name is Zhu Shouren. It's true."

The beggar in the middle shouted loudly.

"We only know Mr. Zhu, how can we know who Zhu Shouren is! Let's go, if you don't go, you will report to the official. Officials are not as easy to talk to as we are."

"You, you actually treat Master Zhu's uncle like this, you" the beggar in the middle jumped angrily.

As a result, in exchange for people to drive people away even more unkindly, some people even went to call the official post.

A hero does not suffer from immediate losses, so the three beggars have no choice but to avoid the edge for the time being, and leave before talking, otherwise they will suffer.

Actually, they really didn’t lie. The beggar in the center was Zhu Ping’an’s uncle Zhu Shouren, and the two beggars on the left and right were the crouching dragon and phoenix chicks that Zhu Shouren said—Hu Wei and Xia Qiang.

"What should we do?! Let alone seeing Nephew Ling in this state, it is a problem even if we want to get close to the barracks."

Hu Wei walked on the road in embarrassment, looking back at the Zhe Army camp with an unwilling face, and said complainingly.

"That's right, we are now beggars who hate dogs. Look, people passing by are covering their noses and avoiding walking. They want to meet your nephew Ling, who is the deputy envoy of Jiangsu and Zhejiang. It's not easy. Don't Said that there are so many ordinary people preventing us from approaching the camp, even if we approached the camp, we would be beaten out by the guards."

Xia Qiang also said with a dejected look on his face. Although he didn't complain, there were complaints inside and outside the words.

"Ahem, when I was in Yingtian last time, I was thinking about this situation. I was worried that some people would look down on others, so I thought about going to take a bath and change clothes, refresh myself, and then visit my nephew." Uncle Zhu Shouren found Wanzun now. The reason for this is gone, and I use the topic to make use of it to make up for the basket that I poked in Yingtian.

"Brother Zhu, this is not the same. When we were in Yingtian last time, we were just traveling and dusty. We dressed decently, and anyone looked at us as a decent person. Unlike today, we are dressed in rags and are in a mess. Anyone who looks at us is also a beggar. At that time, we were still decent people, we reported your name, and it was easy to meet your nephew; but today, we are as numerous as bereaved dogs, who will let a beggar visit?!"

Hu Wei unceremoniously turned back.

Uncle Zhu Shouren was also wronged, and he made too much trouble in Yingtian, "Ahem, brother Hu said the same thing."

"Hey, what should we do then? We have traveled thousands of miles to Suzhou, and our nephew is right in front of us, but we can't meet him. What can we do?! Besides, we don't have a penny on us, and we have food and lodging problems. Even if we want to return, I can only beg all the way back, the road is high and the water is deep, the road is long, and I will suffer when I go back." Xia Qiang sighed a long time, looked at Hu Wei and Zhu Shouren helplessly, and asked in despair.

"It took so much effort to get here, so naturally I can't just go back like this." Hu Wei shook his head unwillingly.

"But we can't even get close to the barracks, so how can we meet Master Zhu?" Xia Qiang asked helplessly.

Hu Wei was silent.

At this moment, uncle Zhu Shouren stroked his beard, smiled triumphantly, and said confidently, "I have a solution."

(end of this chapter)