Chapter 1741 is on par with me
"Uncle, why are you here?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help asking in doubt, he really couldn't figure out how they were reduced to such a state, when the beggars saw you, they had to give you the corn bread they just begged for.
Is this an encounter with Japanese pirates?
No, if they encounter Japanese pirates, how can the uncle and the others stand here intact? ! The Japanese pirates are not robbers. The Japanese pirates are all crazy. They are not only robbing money, but also killing people.
Have you met someone who robbed you? !
However, the robbers wouldn’t be so perverted, they wouldn’t even leave them with a set of clothes. The clothes on the uncle’s body made the beggars cry when they saw them.
Uncle Zhu Shouren, Hu Wei, and Xia Qiang, who were eating haysai, all raised their heads when they heard someone talking, and when they looked up, they saw Zhu Pingan entering the door.
"The virtuous nephew is here."
Uncle Zhu Shouren immediately put down his foot on the chair, then put down the chicken leg in his left hand and the duck leg in his right hand, put his oily hands back, straightened his waist, and tried his best to pose as an elder.
Hearing the uncle Zhu Shouren calling his nephew, Hu Wei and Xia Qiang also instantly knew that this ordinary young man who entered the door was the big man they wanted to curry favor with—Zhu Pingan, Deputy Envoy of the Department of Criminal Procuratorate of Zhejiang Province, Mr. Zhu Pingan.
**** it!
What did we do?
Wearing a tattered beggar's clothes, standing on a chair, holding a chicken leg, eating a mouth full of greasy, no image at all.
Preconceived ideas, this is the first side, we should take a shower and change clothes first, it's all the **** Zhu Shouren, who led us to ruin! If it hadn't been for him eating first without image, why would we be here.
Immediately, the two of them put their feet down in a hurry, put down the food in their hands, tried their best to put on a literati demeanor, and bowed their hands to salute Zhu Pingan, "Student Hu Wei/Xia Qiang, pay homage to Mr. Zhu."
"You two are welcome." Zhu Pingan stretched out his hand politely, "You are a guest, so you are welcome, please take it easy."
"Ahem, full, full." Hu Wei and Xia Qiang said with embarrassment, wishing to turn back time.
"Ahem, nephew, this is Hu Wei, this is Xia Qiang, both are outstanding talents born in our hometown."
Uncle Zhu Shouren coughed, and grandly introduced his two friends, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young, to Zhu Pingan.
Damn it!
Reliable!
Hu Wei and Xia Qiang saw that their uncle Zhu Shouren fulfilled the first thing they did when they saw Zhu Pingan. They introduced the two of them to Zhu Pingan grandly, and also said that they were outstanding talents born in their hometown. They were immediately moved.
Not only were they moved, but they also felt a little guilty. They even scolded him for being damned just now, and complained that he led them badly.
On the way, because he spent too much money, causing trouble and stabbing others, he felt resentful and dissatisfied.
When Hu Wei and Xia Qiang were moved and felt guilty, they heard their uncle Zhu Shouren add another sentence.
"Their talents are as good as mine," added the uncle Zhu Shouren.
Damn it!
What nonsense are you talking about! What does it mean that our talents are on par with yours? What kind of talents do you have?
Are you praising or scolding?
Even we can see your embroidered pillows, your incompetence, your love of bragging, and the fact that you have more success than failure. Master Zhu, who has been with you day and night for so many years, naturally knows exactly what kind of person you are. .
You said that we are equal to you in talent, are you saying to Mr. Zhu that the two of us are also like you, people who are embroidered pillows, incompetent, love to brag, and have more success than failure? !
It's a big joke that we feel guilty for you, a **** who has done more than succeed and failed!
However, he also kindly introduced it, didn’t he? Although the last sentence is superfluous, but he has always done things like this, isn’t he?
Next, we have to look at us.
"Brother Zhu is serious. In front of Master Zhu, who is so talented, wise and courageous, how can we be called outstanding talents? It's just a false name given politely by some folks and friends."
Hu Wei arched his hands and said modestly.
"That's exactly the case. A little bit of fame is not worth mentioning. In front of Mr. Zhu, a real talent, we are all students."
Xia Qiang said modestly, not to be outdone.
"You two are humble, please sit down."
Zhu Ping'an politely and distantly invited them to sit down. It was difficult for Zhu Ping'an to have a good impression of the two people who were mixed with his uncle.
Zhu Pingan couldn't be more clear about what kind of person uncle is. Zhu Pingan has met many of uncle's friends, and each of them has a 20-30% similarity with uncle. guy.
Things of a kind flock together and people are divided into groups. This is an experience summed up since ancient times, and it naturally has its reasons.
Moreover, the taste of the two of them was too flattering, which made Zhu Ping'an have a bad impression of them.
"Nephew, let me tell you, it's really not an exaggeration at all. Both of them are rare talents. They are simply the contemporary crouching dragon and phoenix chick. We cherish each other." Uncle Zhu Shouren emphasized again.
Crouching dragon and phoenix chick? !
Hearing these two names, Zhu Pingan couldn't help but think of the moment of joy between Zhuang Qiang and Da Congming in the richest man in Tomatoes.
Zhu Pingan smiled noncommittally, and then asked his uncle Zhu Shouren again, "Uncle, why did you come to Suzhou, and how did you end up like this?"
"The reason why we came to Suzhou is to find my nephew and help you. The Japanese plague is serious at present. As a member of Daming, since we have the ability, we have the obligation to serve my nephew and help my nephew."
Uncle Zhu Shouren said boldly, puffing out his chest, as if everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world, and we have the obligation to go out of the mountain if we have talents. Whoever made you my nephew, we will take advantage of you.
The person Li Shu sent also said this.
Zhu Ping'an was not surprised. Uncle wanted to be nepotistic, and he wanted to gain enlightenment on his own. He ascended to heaven.
You guys help me? ! Thank you, no need, thank goodness you guys don't mess with me.
"Thank you, Uncle, for your kindness." Zhu Pingan said noncommittally, and then continued to ask, "Uncle, why are you looking for me like this? Is it because the road is not peaceful, did you encounter robbers, or Japanese pirates? "
The uncle shook his head, sighed, made a look of compassion, and said slowly: "Alas, it's all because of my soft heart. I can't see the suffering in the world. When I see people have difficulties, I always want to help solve them."
Can you speak human language? !
Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly. He didn't believe a word of what his uncle said, including punctuation marks.
(end of this chapter)