Zhu Ping'an looked at his uncle's blushing face, but just smiled lightly, not exposing his lie.
After all, the uncle himself doesn't believe it anymore.
"Ahem, nephew, even if your salary is low and you don't make any money, but your mother-in-law's family is taking advantage of the money, you are the head of the family, you pay me three hundred taels of silver from the account first, and I will pay you back later. Don't worry, uncle, I will do what I say."
Uncle Zhu Shouren had not forgotten the three hundred taels of silver by this time, and urged Zhu Pingan to pay the three hundred taels of silver to the account.
"Uncle, are you teaching me how to eat soft rice?" Zhu Pingan couldn't help but smile and look at his uncle Zhu Shouren when he heard this.
"Ahem, soft rice and hard rice, aren't they all rice in your pot." Uncle Zhu Shouren said indifferently.
Uncle, where is your face? Why can’t I find it? !
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth. Although he knew that his uncle was brazen, he was still refreshed by his brazenness.
"Nephew, don't worry, I will definitely pay you back. Gold always shines, your uncle and I will definitely be able to go to high school this time. When uncle and I go to high school, just three hundred taels of silver, uncle will be able to pay you back in a few months."
Uncle Zhu Shouren put his hands behind his back and walked with a figure-of-eight gait, with enigmatic confidence on his face, as if he was trying to get something out of his bag in the high school exam.
Is always shining gold? !
Ah.
I think the gold will always be spent by you!
Zhu Pingan shook his head speechlessly.
How did you prepare for the exam, how much ink do you have in your stomach, and do you have no clue? !
"Nephew, Uncle, my talents are not met, just like Chollima never met Bole, that's why I don't have high school."
Seeing that Zhu Pingan didn't believe him, the uncle hurriedly explained.
Bole? !
As long as you are like this, if you return a thousand-mile horse, Bole will **** you when he sees you, and raise you as a meat horse.
A horse like you has no other use but to eat meat, not to mention traveling thousands of miles a day, it is enough for you to travel ten miles a day, and after two or three miles, you have to go to find a filly to kick its legs, even if it is a poor horse. no.
"My dear nephew, don't believe me. The reason why we didn't get into high school at the beginning was because it had nothing to do with us. The examiner was irresponsible to us. He treated our beautiful essays like nothing, and out of conscience he didn't accept us."
Uncle Zhu Shouren said with a row of chests, blaming the reason why he failed the exam on nothing to do with it.
Uncle’s words, Zhu Ping’an’s ears were covered with calluses. When he was at home, whenever it came to scientific examinations, the uncle always used one or another reason to make excuses for his failure to pass the exam.
It doesn't matter. Among the many excuses that the uncle made, this has the highest proportion of appearances.
Anyway, the uncle never finds the reason from himself.
"Uncle, it doesn't matter that my nephew took the scientific examination back then. In the final analysis, the imperial examination still depends on oneself."
Zhu Pingan said speechlessly.
"That's different, my nephew, you are a star of literary music, how dare the examiner not read your article carefully, you are certainly different from us." Uncle Zhu Shouren shook his head, and said forcefully.
Zhu Ping'an was completely speechless.
"However, it's different now. I'm sure I'll be able to pass high school this time. Nephew, do you know why?"
Uncle Zhu Shouren folded his hands behind his back, looked at Zhu Ping'an confidently in confusion, and asked questioningly
Zhu Ping'an shook his head, uncle, wake up, with your attitude of preparing for the exam, it's no wonder you can pass the exam this time!
"Nephew, didn't we have nothing to do with each other back then, isn't our nephew just a relationship now? I have a nephew to say hello. Your uncle and I passed the exam, but I didn't get something out of my bag." Uncle Zhu Shouren looked at Zhu Ping'an with bright eyes and said.
Damn it!
You really dare to think!
Zhu Ping'an's uncle's brazenness broke the bottom line again. There is no most shameless, only more shameless.
Hehe, what's the matter, uncle, co-author, if you fail the exam this time, you'll have to rely on me, okay? ! !
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help being amused.
"Uncle, do you know what is the crime of cheating in the imperial examination?" Zhu Pingan smiled, looked at the uncle, and asked slowly.
Uncle was taken aback for a moment.
"This is a serious crime of beheading, uncle, don't make mistakes!" Zhu Pingan said with a serious face.
Uncle Zhu Shouren was stunned for a moment, then laughed again, "Nephew, don't scare me, it's just to say hello, it's not a felony."
"Does Uncle know about the 'North and North List Case' during the Hongwu period? That is the famous Liu Sanwu Imperial Examination Case."
Zhu Ping'an asked lightly.
"Uh, I seem to have heard that Liu Sanwu is a cheating examinee, right?" Uncle Zhu Shouren scratched his head and said uncertainly.
You are really ignorant, Zhu Pingan rolled his eyes, "Liu Sanwu is the chief examiner"
"Ah, the examiner's name is so rustic?" Uncle Zhu Shouren said in disbelief.
Zhu Ping'an was completely speechless.
If modern people see Sanwu and say the name "Cuntu", that's all. You, a student of stereotyped exams, actually say the name "Cuntu"? ! How do you learn the Four Books and Five Classics, can you break the questions, how do you write stereotyped essays, it will be strange if you can pass the exam!
Sanwu, from "The Analects of Confucius", I examine myself three times a day. Such a cultured name, you actually said village soil.
"In the 30th year of Hongwu, the Ministry of Rites held an examination. Emperor Hongwu appointed Liu Sanwu, a highly respected Hanlin scholar, as the examiner, and Ji Shan, Bai Xinnao, etc. as the examiners." Zhu Pingan briefly explained the case of the North and South List to his uncle Zhu Shouren.
"What are the consequences of this speculative imperial examination fraud case?! Emperor Hongwu personally judged that Bai Xinwu, Zhang Xin, and more than 20 other examiners in the same subject were all executed at the end of the day; Liu Sanwu was sent to the army because of his old age. The old frontier guards; all 51 southern tributes selected were dismissed, and no less than a thousand people were implicated."
"It's always like this, if there is real fraud in the imperial examination, what do you think will happen, uncle?!"
"Imperial examinations, after all, depend on yourself!"
Zhu Pingan said to his uncle Zhu Shouren with a serious face, and then sternly warned, "Don't mention this matter again, uncle!"
"It's just a greeting." The uncle said shyly.
"Uncle, with this hard work, you can write stereotyped essays with peace of mind and concentrate on preparing for the exam, and you will be able to pass the exam a long time ago."
Zhu Ping'an frowned.
"Ahem, nephew, didn't the uncle say that this exam has to be related, it doesn't matter, no matter how talented you are, it's useless."
Uncle Zhu Shouren said firmly.
"I recruited nearly 30,000 scholars a year in Ming Dynasty. Could it be that they were all selected by connections?" Zhu Ping'an said impatiently, "Aside from other things, Wang Xiucai, who was selected as a scholar in Taoyuan Township, is from the county near the county. Zhang Xiucai, as well as Qian Xiucai, Han Xiucai, and Sun Xiucai from Kaoshan Town, none of them came from farming families for generations, so how can they have anything to do with each other? How did they pass the exam?!"
Uncle has no excuses now, he can only say, "It's always easy to have a relationship."