"Ladies and gentlemen, due to the presence of the police officer, the live broadcast of" thumping monsters "that I planned to carry out could not be carried out. I am very sorry for this.
But please be patient. Although the monsters here are lucky, the monsters in other places must have a chance to beat them. After all, police officers are not everywhere. At the same time, there are many monsters in China now. "
Coco didn't mean to be taboo at all. In front of the monkey police officer and the pig demons in gaolaozhuang's agricultural specialty store, he held up his selfie and stabbed at the above words. He looked like "what about monsters? I didn't pay attention to them at all.".
Whether it's the monkey police officer, the pig demon of gaolaozhuang's agricultural monopoly, or Jin Li, two old men behind the little guy, they are all quite speechless by Coco's painting.
However, coco herself did not care about these, and even said that she did not care at all. Her words were so hard for monsters to accept.
After saying these words to the camera, coco solemnly looked at the manager logo hanging on his chest, which had already manifested his original pig demon and said: "in the future, you gaolaozhuang will pay protection fee to my wa palace every month, the amount is 50% of the net profit!"
I thought that the little guy would give up the idea of finding fault at this time, but I didn't think that bear would start to collect the protection fee in front of the monkey police officer in front of him. However, the target was Gao Laozhuang, who had a rather large background.
However, although Coco's tone was very big, she announced the name of "wa Palace", so many pig demons did not dare to say no.
Let's not say whether the bear child really has something to do with the wa palace. Just watching the bear child dare to do so makes a lot of pig demons feel that there must be something to rely on.
So based on this judgment, the pig demons wisely chose silence.
"If you don't speak, you'll be deemed to agree."
Bear children just ignore so much, in a word, a lot of pig demons don't speak, then naturally bear children as agreed.
The monkey police officer on the scene didn't know what to say for a while. After all, coco was just a child, so some methods usually used were not suitable for her now.
But the problem is that in broad daylight, it is absolutely impossible to ignore the bear child's protection fee.
Finally, the monkey police officer opened his mouth with tears and laughter: "little girl, are you really from Wa palace?"
To tell you the truth, coco is a disciple of Nuwa. Few people know about it. Even if they know this, they are all people with high status.
And the monkey police officer is just a little monkey demon in Huaguo Mountain, so it is normal that he doesn't believe it.
After all, with Coco's present performance, it's really hard for "monkey" to believe that the little fart boy in front of him is the disciple of the Holy One in Wa palace.
Not only the monkey police officer did not believe it, but even a pig demon did not believe it.
They think that the bear child in front of them must be talking big.
But in line with the idea of careful without big mistake, so that the pig demon did not dare to test it.
"It's true, of course. There's nothing to boast about." Seeing that the monkey officer didn't believe what he said, coco rolled his eyes toward him.
"Coco, let's go."
Jin and Li couldn't see it anymore. Finally, he opened his mouth.
Maybe coco should not be afraid of the name of Gao Laozhuang, but the two old men as ordinary people can't. After all, those guys are monsters and have much more destructive power than ordinary people.
"It's boring. I'll see if there's any one that doesn't have eyes. Today, I'm going to find some unlucky guys to present us with the code of" beating monsters violently ", or I'll be in vain."
The little guy didn't care about other people's opinions, and he didn't care about other people's ideas at all. So when he heard master Jin say "go," he immediately turned around and prepared to leave.
"Don't go, little girl!"
Unexpectedly, coco turned to leave, but was stopped by the monkey police officer.
At the same time, the pig demon manager of gaolaozhuang agricultural products Monopoly took advantage of this gap to contact the gaolaozhuang agricultural products headquarters and reported what happened here.
In a word, someone came to smash the court and claimed to be from Wa palace.
Ooh!
Gaolaozhuang agricultural headquarters suddenly fried.
Wa palace, what a great name!
Who doesn't know about the monsters in this world? There is no apprentice at all!
Now I don't know where to jump out of a bear child, actually said that he was the disciple of the holy master of Wa palace. Isn't this the biggest joke in the world!
In particular, bear children have to pay high protection fees from Laozhuang, which is just like asking for death.
Let's not discuss whether the little fart boy is a member of the wa palace. Even then, what about the people in the palace? Gao Laozhuang's backing is the western religion, so there is no need to be afraid.Therefore, after receiving the notice, Gao Laozhuang sent several powerful pig demons to rush to the place where they were sent.
"Why?" Coco stopped and looked back at the monkey officer who stopped him.
Looking at coco in front of him, the monkey officer organized his own language and then said, "little girl, don't talk nonsense in the future. Thanks to me here today, or these monsters will surely make you suffer. You are still young, and you may not understand these things. But you must remember that when you encounter monsters, it is better not to provoke them or not to provoke them, otherwise It's not just yourself that's going to be bad luck. It's also likely to involve your family
Police officer monkey's words are sincere.
If you are an ordinary person, it is absolutely true not to offend monsters.
Although Huaxia has issued various laws and regulations against monsters, most of them are willing to follow them, but there will always be some people who are not willing to follow these laws and regulations. Otherwise, the state will not cooperate with Huaguo Mountain and use the monkeys of Huaguo Mountain as police to attack special criminals.
In particular, monsters have all kinds of strange magic powers and means, for which ordinary people are really hard to resist.
If this offends a certain monster, it does not know to bring disaster to you, but secretly uses his own means and supernatural powers, which can definitely make life worse than death.
It is because of this that the monkey police officer will be so serious education cocoa, so that she can remember her words.
This monkey demon, who is from Huaguo Mountain and now works as a police officer in Jincheng City, does not want to attract disaster in the future because of his personality.
Speaking of all, the monkey demons in Huaguo Mountain have good character. They are much better than ordinary monsters. You can draw a lot from this monkey police officer.
"Thank you for reminding us. We all remember that we will educate our children well in the future."
Jin Jianshe rushes forward, covers cocoa's mouth, and politely responds to the monkey police officer. If he doesn't do so, the little guy will shoot again.
Coco wants to break the hand of jinjianshe to cover his mouth, but he is worried that too much force will break the hand of jinjianshe. After all, the strength of the little guy is not so big. As for the ordinary skeleton of jinjianshe, it is like playing.
It is precisely because of this worry that Jin Jianshe succeeded.
"It's good to tell the kids some truth. After all, the children are young and don't know these things. We should know that many monsters are wary of hatred." The monkey police officer is kind-hearted and reminds us of the same truth.
Monkey police officer finished, then turned back and scolded a bunch of pig Demons: "I will put this on record when I go back. If there is any problem with this child in the future, I will ask you Gao Laozhuang."
By doing this, officer monkey is dealing with the problem for coco.
After all, some means of monsters can not be prevented, and he must let these pig demons know this.
"What a big voice! When are the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain so arrogant? "
There was a roar of thunder in the sky.
However, a black demon cloud was sweeping in. On the cloud, there was a pig demon wearing a cassock instead of a cassock, and a Taoist robe was not like a Taoist robe, holding a huge pig's head with two big fangs exposed. It looked rather ferocious and ferocious, and held a convenient shovel of water and fire in his hand.
"Why! This little baby is so tender that it must be delicious
Pig demon's speed is very fast, in a twinkling of an eye came to the top of the crowd, and from the demon cloud into a black escape light fell down.
Cocoa shook off his head, and finally managed to break free from the big hand of Jin Jianshe, who held his mouth. He said, "what a fat pig, braised pork must be delicious!"
Smell speech, a pair of wild to the edge of the pig demon Leng for a moment, immediately split his mouth to show a bloody mouth, and laughed wildly, while laughing and saying: "good! Good! Good! How dare someone say to eat my pig eighteen! Doll, if I let you go today, I'll still mix with face in the demon world! So it's time for you to have an outcome today. " With that, the laughter stopped. At the same time, it also raised its hand and patted its own belly. The meaning is self-evident.
Coco aimed his self timer at the pig demon, and photographed everything he said and did. He didn't miss a single bit, and when he turned his eyes, he didn't know what kind of bad idea he had.
The two old men of Jin and Li looked serious. At the moment, they couldn't help but stand up. After all, the pig demon later showed quite unfriendly.
But when the two old men were ready to stand up, coco took out his mobile phone and didn't know who he was talking to at this time.
"Master, can monsters eat?"
"It's a pig demon. How about braised pork?"
"Oh, oh, oh, I see. Then I'll wait for you and remember to bring the seasoning."
A few short words, but revealed a lot of people can not help but open the brain information.
The conversation lasted for a short time, that is, after three or four sentences of conversation, the little guy ended the call. Then he held up his selfie stick and prepared the wild pig demon: "you are finished. My master will come later. You are doomed to become braised pork today."www.novelhall.com , the fastest update of the webnovel!