Chapter 118

After talking a lot of nonsense, subanan changed the subject. He went back to the game and said the rules very strictly. Anyway, he demanded fair competition and sportsmanship. He was a shameless performer. He was a clear and secret performer, and he was not afraid of self defeating. If everyone really competed fairly, would he not lose the last one?

After more than five minutes of hesitation, Su Banan finally announced the official start of the competition. The women's group started first, and immediately everyone pushed forward, including Hong Wu and Chen Baoding, in order to get as close as possible to the scene of the competition and those beautiful women. Because they are ready, their coats are untied, all kinds of sexy, cool, charming and noble swimsuits are exposed, and there are all kinds of bodies, slim, plump, bony, fat, chest and buttocks. There are screams and whistles at the scene, making a lot of noise

Hong Wu sighed: "ah, these white-collar women are really not inferior to beauty pageants after taking off their clothes..."

I said: "do not take off or lose, you did not see nearly two years of beauty pageant selected a beauty? It's so ugly that you're nauseous. "

Chen Baoding said: "boss, who do you think is the most beautiful? I think the third one on the left, that figure, ah, I'm shamelessly hard. What should I do? "

I patted Chen Baoding on the head: "go fight and fly while you die! That's Lao Tzu's woman. What do you say? " Yes, that's Duan Rao. If I don't smoke Chen Baoding, it's already face saving.

"Is that sister-in-law? Hehe, well, I'll give you a hand. " Chen Baoding really slapped himself, "but, boss, are you serious?"

"I hope so."

"Oh, that's not true. What's your plan, boss? Do you want to... "

"Why do you talk so much? Do you want to see it? Don't let me see if I don't see. "

Hong Wu said: "Chen Baoding is right. She has the best figure, Duan Rao, but her facial features are not the best. I think Xiaoqing from the personnel department is better."

I said: "facing the lake, not towards us, is that Xiaoqing? I didn't see it. I didn't know it. "

Hong Wu said: "the fourth one on the right."

I count, eyes stop, that figure really can't flatter, the face is beautiful and hairy, really don't know Hong Wu what taste.

Chen Baoding thought the same as me, but he was more straightforward than me: "director Hong, aren't you? The fourth butt is so big... "

Hong Wu said: "the buttocks are big and easy to bear. Her face looks like a prosperous husband. She should be safe and virtuous when she marries a wife."

Chen Baoding smile: "ha ha, your corner? And this superstition. "

"It's not superstition." Hong Wu is in a bit of a state, "I tell you what to do with this? See, no nonsense. "

I said: "I think what director Hong said is reasonable, so Chen Baoding, I tell you, if you want to have a bright future, if you want to live comfortably and well in the next half of your life, and not be tortured to death by your wife, don't look for director Lin like that, if you want to look for the fifth one on the right..." that's the woman with the worst figure and the worst face, a woman from the finance department, I know.

"Boss, please forgive me, I'd rather..." Chen Baoding made a self cutting gesture, "give yourself a knot..."

In our nonsense meeting, the beauties in the competition were completely ready. A total of 18 beauties were in a row, which was very spectacular. They waited for secretary Wu's order, swam towards a rope pulled by the pump, and then returned. It's a war. I don't know what these beauties think in their hearts, but it's obvious that everyone wants to get this bonus, otherwise they will participate in a fart?

However, in fact, you can't kill a boat of people one by one, such as Duan Rao. It's estimated that Wang Nuo asked her to participate, otherwise she would not participate because of her character.

Finally, secretary Wu made a gesture about to start. These beauties were quite professional. One by one, they made a lion pounce on the rabbit. When secretary Wu put down his hand, they all jumped into the water at the same time. The scene cheered and yelled, one by one, cheering and cheering. It was very lively and fierce, just like the competition among the beauties. They all rushed to swim forward, and they had all kinds of postures, among which the dog paddle style was the most.

One hundred meters is a test of physical strength. Among these beauties, physical strength and skills are very different. So after 50 meters, they gradually come out some places. But because it's too chaotic and unprofessional, it's hard to see who is in the lead, and everyone just yells! The only ones who didn't shout were the five lifeguards standing at the edge. They were absorbed in whether there was drowning or not. Of course, they were eager to drown. In the process of rescue, they could take advantage of all kinds of advantages. Men are very evil in this respect.

After the 100 meter swim, 18 beauties came back one after another. Because they were positive, they could see clearly. Duan Rao came second, but she was very close to the first, so she could surpass at any time. I must say that I began to get nervous. Although I didn't shout, I was already exhausted. I watched eagerly. Duan Rao was so calm at 50 meters, 30 meters and 20 meters. Did she wait until 10 meters to surpass?

Soon, ten meters arrived, Duan Rao did not surpass, I want to open scolding, looking closer and closer, I wish I could compete.

Five meters, three meters. When I was about to be disappointed, Duan Rao accelerated and almost jumped up. Just half of her hand touched the rope first, which was very dangerous to win. Bai Jingyi was the third. At that moment, there was a cheering on the spot, because the best one in the competition won the first place, the most charming one won the third place, and the second one was very ordinary, big chested, and his appearance was not flattering. But anyway, this is everyone's expectation, especially men's expectation. More than half of men want to rush up to give Duan Rao and Bai Jingyi a hug. In fact, they are very happy that they didn't rush up to embrace each other. Just when they untied their clothes, they could only see their back. At the moment, what they saw in the opposite direction was the front, full of violence and exposure. When would they wait?

Chen Baoding hit me with his shoulder and said, "boss, if you clip a pair on her chest, will you launch in two minutes?"

I said, "can you have a good word? You only have two minutes. "

"I don't think that's a good thing? Don't you want to? Even if it's not good, it's from your heart. "

"Go away, I want to shoot you."

Hong Wu laughed and said, "you two are so funny. My subordinates would not talk to me like this."

I said: "you are the director, who dares to provoke you? Isn't that death? "

All the 18 beauties have come back. The last few of them are sitting by the lake, panting. Secretary Wu asks them one by one if they have any discomfort? When they have a rest, they will announce the first place, which is announced by supanan, not directly, but after a lot of nonsense! Suddenly the scene boiling up, all kinds of screams, whistles, applause, and people shouting Duan Rao I love you.

There are more unconvinced voices shouting: "Duan Rao, I not only love you, I also love your family, your father, your mother, your sister, your brother, I love you, you marry me, I will make you the happiest woman in the world."

After the unconvinced voice finished shouting, someone else sang: "finally you became someone else's junior, and I know it's not because of love. The night in the city is so brilliant, but without you by my side. Duan Rao, come to me. He just said that he is a married liar. I'm not a liar. I'm devoted to the sun and the moon. Although the moon usually shines on the ditch, I promise that I will marry you. You are my boss, you are my queen, you are my queen, you are my all and all, you are the world and what, Mr. Su is the witness... "

"Prove your sister, you go to find Sister Feng!"

"I am Hibiscus!"

"I am beautiful!"

"I'm your father!"

Duan Rao's face is thin. She blushes to find Wang Nuo and hides behind him. But everyone's eyes are still on her side to see a bit of violence and dew. This group of lusters are so presumptuous. I feel very uncomfortable because I think Duan Rao is my woman and must be my woman. How can so many people use words and eyes to play? But I can't help it. I can only feel uncomfortable. Can't I shout along?

However, there is another thing that makes me feel particularly happy. Qian Xuelin has really done his best. From a distance, many people are betting in the men's group. These greedy guys are waiting to lose! With a strange smile, I pulled Chen Baoding's clothes and said goodbye to Hong Wu. I took Chen Baoding to the back of the haystack to change clothes. I stripped off what I was wearing and put on the beach pants, revealing a fascinating muscle!

Chen Baoding said: "boss, a woman's figure is devil, and a man's figure is God. You are God's figure! I have to say that your God's figure is the healthiest and the most irritating to women's screams, and the most enviable to men's jealousy. I want to stab you... "

I gave him a fake smile: "go away, don't do this with me."

Chen Baoding said wrongly: "Hey, boss, do you think I'm flattering you? Damn it, I swear to my mother, I'm talking from the bottom of my heart. "

I said: "I think what you said is nonsense. Isn't it obvious? What do you say? "

"Boss, are you so modest? Oh, well, I'm talking nonsense. "

"It's just bullshit." I took out all four bottles of sun oil and said, "open them all quickly. Let's kill those guys."

It took me five minutes to apply four bottles of sunoil to my body. It was very thick, and it seemed that my body was a little bit more slippery than fish, so I was not afraid of being caught. Of course, I can't go out right now, and I will be seen by others, especially subanan. This will give him time to deal with it. This time can't be given at all. I have to wait until the race is almost started before I can go out. Be careful to sail for ten thousand years.

After they were all finished, I stuffed my clothes into my bag, then took out my cigarette, gave it to Chen Baoding and lit one by myself: "Chen Baoding, after smoking this cigarette, you have to bet. You have to take my bag. You can't leave the sight, do you know?"

"Of course, I'm not a fool." Chen Baoding showed a sly smile on his face: "boss, aren't you afraid of being pulled by others? In fact, I have a more poisonous way Looking at me, Chen Baoding motioned to me to look at the back. I quickly turned back and found that it was a big plant full of needles. Chen Baoding said, "I'll make a foot chain for you. Whoever catches you will have bad luck."

I rolled my eyes and said: "neuropathy, how to do it? How to put it on? Everybody's watching. Do you think everyone is blind? "

"No? Look at me Chen Baoding threw the cigarette away, got close to the plant, picked two plants, broke off the thorns inside, left the thorns outside, measured the length with my feet, then broke and tied them into a circle, "look, it's so simple and practical, who pulls you will die, it's very convenient, you just tuck your tail under the stem, put it on, quietly put it on when you're preparing, just for a few seconds, Who can see it? "

"I scolded:" I fuck, you are so damn insidious

"Didn't I think of a way to do it? They come to Yin. We have to be more yin than them so that we can be invincible. What do you think, boss

"OK, that's it." My heart is happy, waiting for the fish to take the bait, to see who Yin I, let him against its harm, think about things can't help laughing out.