Chapter 166: Let’s Try Again – Part 3

Chapter 166: Let’s Try Again – Part 3

"We can move our skill points and instant-cast any spell," I tersely explain.

"Wait, that sounds OP," Lily immediately replies with a frown of disbelief that makes me nostalgic. Even though she's Alt-Lily, she behaves almost exactly like my Lily.

"It fucking is," I agree with an excited grin and summon a dozen Orc Chiefs, then Gify switches to Alissa's shoulder in anticipation of what's about to happen.

"Ooh~..." the gnome hums enthusiastically, but the other three warily eye the ugly mofos. "This is the [Summon Monster] we heard so much about!"

People were already suspicious of me when I used the Grim Giant to kick a hole in Escanso's Shell, but maaaybe summoning the albino Fay Leviathan and having it fight Reinhold's Colossal Sword is what actually made me famous.

Anyway, I summon my tentacles and [Equip] them with weapons, then I [Telekinesis] myself onto the monsters as I order, "Orcs, fight me!"

My summons all raise their summoned longswords at me, and then I turn on the blender.

Ah... the horrified expressions of the Heroes are just orgasmic. I purposely made my tentacles as disgustingly suggestive as possible, and the sensuous way that they move coupled with their rhythmic pulsating makes it quite obvious what kinds of "entertainment" activities they can be used for.

My Lily was definitely a freak who loved tentacles on both sides of the consent debate, but I understand that seeing them in person might be different from masturbating to a fetish, so Alt-Lily's face of absolute horror isn't unexpected. She also knows that I'm perverted enough to have actually used them, and she turns her dazed gaze towards my wives, but the fact that my girls blush at the sight of my tentacles just horrifies Alt-Lily even further.

As for the other three, U Thant is speechless, Samkelo is disgusted, and Chesa actually looks sick.

Well, damn. I didn't expect this strong of a reaction.

The difference between the expressions of my wives and the Heroes is quite jarring, but I simply continue with my performance. My tentacles move on their own, and they have no trouble keeping this number of monsters at bay, allowing me to freely use [Rush] along with my wide arsenal of instant-cast spells to finish the Chiefs off one by one.

After I dispatch the last of my summons (and I feel a little bit bad about killing them), I stare smugly at the Heroes while my tentacles continue to pulsate and twitch in suggestive ways.

"The. Fuck. Is. That?!" Lily calmly inquires with the politeness and eloquence of a diplomat as her pretty face shows only the most magnificently serene of expressions.

I take a second to swallow heavily, a bit embarrassed due to their extreme reactions, and explain with actual serenity, "My soul... no, my spirit is the correct term," -Yunia gives me an approving smile at my self-correction- "is quite malleable. The spirit is like a 'blueprint' of our bodies, and I can push mine out. Then I force it to assume the shapes of a variety of appendages and organs with my 'Willpower,' and with a custom spell, I can turn them solid."

I dispel the custom [Materialize], making my tentacles go invisible and immaterial, so all of my weapons simply fall to the floor with a clang. Then Yunia casts a normal [Materialize], which makes my tentacles visible again as they glow the usual light blue color of a spirit.

Lily facepalms as she sternly questions, thoroughly baffled, "How and why did you come up with this shit? Please don't tell me you were touched in the ass by an eldritch being."

But I just answer matter-of-factly, "I learned how to 'push' my soul out of my body as a side-effect of studying how I'm able to instant-cast spells. After that, I just tried to morph my soul further until I learned how to mimic organs. Then I copied Roxanne's tail so that I could move my tentacles more easily."

"That doesn't sound bad," Samkelo wryly remarks with a shrug.

But the angry, roasted cinnamon loli angrily glares at me as she angrily and skeptically retorts, "No, but it's extremely convenient that a filthy pervert like you gained the ability to create tentacles."

"What are you implying?" Ciel warily questions. She doesn't like that anything related to my Fate (which is guided by divine will) could ever be described as a "filthy pervert."

"That he deliberately wanted to get tentacles when he tried out this weird stuff," Lily answers, and Ciel has no problem with that, as it's totally true.

I grin smugly and wave my ethereal tentacles as I confess, "Yeah, I did. I mean, tentacle sex is fucking awesome, and it's also quite handy when you have more women to please than fingers on your hands."

"Yeah, his tentacles are popular," Hana supports me.

"Very," Urmeie grunts with crossed arms, but her training shirt doesn't have cleavage, so her puppies remain hidden.

"Especially with the mer," Alissa happily adds as she grins suggestively at the not-Zora girl.

"Can you not? I'm getting sick," Lily dryly pleads as Chesa visibly shudders.

"Dude, why does everything you do involve sex in some way?" U Thant asks with a disgusted frown, showing his long white fangs.

"Why not?" I cheekily retort.

This catches him off-guard as he hesitantly replies, "Cause... it's filthy?"

"[Ur da' ass is filthy while ur mom's tastes like candy]," I banter back in English, inspired by memories of Lily, and Alt-Lily's face twitches as she tries to hide a smirk.

"Please, I'm serious, you ass," the lanky snow cat grumbles back.

I just shrug. "You didn't give me a good reason why not."

"It's unhealthy," he stubbornly insists.

But that starts to annoy me, so I butt heads with him, sternly demanding as I cross my scaled arms, "Prove it."

"And here we go... bickering again," Samkelo tiredly complains with a sigh, and I kind of agree. This time, it's my fault for not being the adult and politely defusing the situation.

So, of course, Lily doesn't waste the opportunity to rub it in my face, "You're being insufferable. You know that indulging in extreme sex for too long is a problem."

"I'm not indulging in extreme sex," I calmly retort as I hold back my indignation at their moralism. Then I transform into my glorious Symbol of Might form, growing in size and giving myself a deep, sexy, double voice. "I'm a fucking weredragon who has just gone through puberty and is now ready to breed every wet pussy I could ever lay my eyes on. I even had the skill [Enhanced Semen Recharge] before I gained the ability to use my MP to recharge by balls.

"I'm simply not the person that I was before being isekaied, and I'm also not even human anymore, so you judging me by your earthling standards is starting to really grate on my fucking ears."

And the girls are also getting fed up with them, so they share their objections, starting with Ciel, "As a healer, I can guarantee that my husband isn't unhealthy. As a priestess of Love, I emphatically affirm that King Wolf is a righteous person."

Hana takes a note from my previous speech to deal them a critical hit, "Dragons fuck a lot; it's part of who we are. You guys just don't understand how different we are from normal humans, and I think it's even ironic, considering you're all non-humans, too."

Alissa soberly follows up, a subtle sneer making her foxy nature look three times as sharp and harsh, just like an ojou-sama, "Wolfy used to be like you four. His earthling sensibilities got in the way until he was forced to adapt and grow."

Yunia then lands the final blow, her elven arrogance intimidating the teens, while her royal dignity makes the adults instinctively cautious of her, "We've tolerated your sanctimonious speeches full of goblin cum, but you've repeatedly ignored us, the Queens, only to pile onto our husband and King with your alien ideals. Don't forget that you need our respect, too, if you wish to be welcomed anywhere civilized."

Ooh~...!

Now that cools down the mood like a cold front plowing through the training yard, which also doubles as an omen for an incoming thunderstorm.

"Is that a fucking threat?" Lily coldly questions, actually not angry but very wary.

"Yes," Yunia immediately replies in kind.

Then Urmeie casually chimes in with a toothy smirk, her irreverent nature making her act impudent in the face of a delicate situation, "Just because you're Gifted or an earthling doesn't mean that you're untouchable. My Dad can squash any of you with a flick of his finger."

Even Hana isn't that crass, so she narrows her eyes annoyedly at the bear sister, but I take this opportunity to be a bit humble and confess, "Not even I can go against the Emperor, and he made that very clear when I accidentally killed Reinhold."

"So what now? You want us to kneel?" U Thant flippantly asks and throws his furry hands up like a sour child.

"I want you to stop being a little bitch and whining about everything I do," I answer in kind with a sneer because dragon-me sometimes gets in the way of the more mature human-me.

"Yeah, I'm fine with that. We cool?" Samkelo immediately agrees with a forced grin as he attempts to be diplomatic.

"Your problem is of a different kind," Yunia calmly asserts to him.

"W-what?" he grunts in confusion.

As they re-engage, with Oritiki now fighting more cautiously, I have Hana lift her shirt and flash her glorious, balloon-like breasts with their delicious, dark nipples. The virgin stops, simply unable to look away from the window into Heaven, and he receives a hit to the top of his head with a loud *thunk*.

"You were supposed to take this more seriously," the Commander cheekily taunts as he rubs his head in pain.

"How have you not gotten used to seeing breasts everywhere already?" Kaatohe questions in disbelief. Nobody here is currently wearing the usual semi-transparent clothes from Chimera fashion, but the Heroes have been here for a year already.

"I can't help it! I'm a man!" he protests and snarls.

"You're a beastfolk, alright. You're not much different from Wolfy or me," Hana states with an annoyed frown, and now things make more sense. U Thant's complaints must've just been him projecting.

"Why are you still a virgin? Can't you just buy a prostitute?" I question with a sigh.

"After all our bickering, isn't it fucking obvious?" Lily sassily retorts.

But I wave my clawed hand dismissively. "Sex isn't that special. Get it done at least once so that you'll stop having wild fantasies about what it would be like."

"It isn't special if you don't have someone who can give you multiple orgasms in sequence until you pass out," Roxanne cheekily remarks through [Bind].

"I don't want to talk about this!" U Thant shouts flippantly, as he's too insecure to banter back.

"Fine, I get it," I mercifully relent.

"Let's continue," Oritiki coolly requests, but she's very much enjoying seeing him get bullied.

He does become more serious, and his performance improves, but he's still too inexperienced to win against the Commander of the Celestial Horns. Though, if this was a battle to the death, he'd have more leeway in the way he uses his Gift, so it isn't like she's straight-up more powerful than him.

"Now, who's going to fight me?!" Lily boldly asks out loud.

And all eyes fall on me, but I definitely don't want to face this angry beast.

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