Chapter 21: Hot business

Chapter 21: Hot business

Is it the cards again? Sofia asked.

It is! This is incredible! Real magic! Cards everywhere!

Stop spinning around and pick three already, we dont have all day. You werent nearly as excited about Pareth. Sofia jokingly chided, standing akimbo against the wall.

I understand, I pick three at random then?

Yeah, unless you have a better idea.

Sofia observed as Alith pointed at three empty spots in the air, then stopped to read the results.

Its pretty fascinating how you heroes can understand our language without learning it. Sofia remarked.

Not weirder than being summoned by some Saint girl chosen by god. Alith shrugged as she answered.

Wont argue about this one. Anything good?

A rank D blessing, an S rank blessing and an SSS rank.

SSS?

Yes, its not glowing all colors like the other one, looks more like its on fire. Let me read them out to you.The original appearance of this chapter can be found at Ñøv€lß1n.

Blessing of simplicity

S rank

You are purity incarnate. Your skills whose names are 1/2/3 words long have 10/5/2 times their usual effect.

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Blessing of the long road

D rank

Your course knows no end. Stamina growth +50 per level.

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Blessing of Phoenix lineage

SSS rank

You experienced rebirth from the ashes. You shall rise again. Complete heat immunity. Grants an exclusive passive skill every 100 levels.

Simplicity is quite good if you can get one word skills, but I cant change my class so if it doesnt have any

And you cant even check your skills before you get a blessing The whole hero summoning system is a mess, why does it even exist

Hey, Im happy to be here so I cant complain about it, Im taking the Phoenix lineage. Heat immunity. Can you imagine? How easy and fun cooking will be when I can stick my hands in the furnace! Alith said excitedly.

You already dont feel heat in your ghost form.

They had done some testing, although Alith had a corporeal body, she could turn back into a mostly transparent ghost in a few seconds. As a ghost she could fly and go through walls but she couldnt touch anything anymore. She also couldnt go too far from Sofia, some thirty to fifty meters at most before her mana started to go wild.

And I also cant touch anything! Boring! Wait for it, when I understand how the plants of this world work, Ill be making you the best potions youll ever drink.

Do whatever you want Alith, I would have chosen the same one.

Really? Seeing the hole your [Angels bolt] left down there, Id take simplicity if I was you, imagine if the skill hits five times as strong.

If it did Id die from the explosion, if the heat or the recoil didn't end me before that.

[Split focus] - Level 71

[Hidden presence] - Level 71

Classless Skills (5 / 5)

[Menial chores] - Level 25

[Botany] - Level 46

[Cooking] - Level 22

[Alchemy] - Level 16

[Human form] - Level 71

So this is where my mana went

Its a lot, my skills dont use anywhere near that much, [AvoiDance] is ten mana per second for example. You want to read the skill descriptions too?

No need, unless the names are bad at expressing what the skills are? Im getting tired of reading system messages

Only [AvoiDance] is a bit strange, where the longer I dance the easier it becomes to avoid attacks. I dont know how to dance at all so I wonder how it works. And [Maidens shriek] can only be used in incorporeal form, Alith remarked, still busy reading the system prompts that were invisible to Sofia. You know what's up with the losanges?

It means you cant change it, I believe. I have the same next to [Saintomancer].

Alith chuckled, as she had done every time Sofia uttered her class name. What banshee, all I see is an Imp!

When Alith got done learning everything about her skills, she went ahead and cooked a meal with what Sofia had in her pack. The stew smelled much better than what Sofia had made for herself until now.

Alith reached into the fire bare-handed and grabbed the pot.

Here you go, eat up!

What about you?

Im a spirit, I dont think I need to eat again, Im not hungry. And you only have so much food left for the trip.

Sofia looked Alith up and down. Then she looked down at herself.

No offense, but I think you DO need to eat.

Hey, what do you m-... Alith retorted, but her gaze drifted on the Saints leather vest that looked about ready to burst. Ill eat just a bit, ok Just a tiny bit.

Alith served herself some food in a tiny wooden bowl.

And Ill have you know that Im- Im not small. Youre the one whos big, alright! she grumbled, sitting on the chair next to the tall skeleton, opposite Sofia.

At least, Pareth understands my feelings! she added.

You do realize hes sitting on the floor, right? Sofia asked in a mocking tone.

Tchhh!

They left the tower early in the afternoon, Alith had discovered that she could shrink and enter the storage necklace while in ghost form. She was currently sleeping in between gold coins and hot sand.

She could have also linked herself to Sofia, kind of like a mind parasite infection but without actually taking control. It had the added benefit of hiding her presence completely, but in her own words it felt shaky and restricted so she opted for the more comfortable traveling option. As for riding on the horse, there was no way she would willingly go through that much effort for no reason. She really pulled some faces. I think she just doesnt like animals.

Pareth had been stored too, it was Aliths idea to put him in the bone storage space of [Armor of bones], Sofia had assumed it wouldnt work but it did. Thats how she had learned the skeleton weighed a good 29kg. Sofia had also checked the towers basement before leaving, there was nothing left of the dungeons boss.

Ah This is so fun Messing with her especially Almost had me forget the danger Im in. I dont even have the skeleton in Einsen to look out for the church now. I must leave the kingdom as soon as possible. No more stops! Ill be going until the horse actually needs to rest.

She departed through the muddy fields.