Chapter 271: The Furious Old Dragon Lady

Chapter 271: The Furious Old Dragon Lady

What do you mean you DROWNED IT?! Stop, stop, youre gonna give this weak old lady a heart attack!

Well hey, at least I would become a Dragon slayer for real. It would be an honor. I promise to give you a nice and comfortable afterlife inside Bookie. So anyway, I finished first, do you already know what the last floor is?

Killing me off already? Ill have you learn I have three perfectly healthy hearts, so Ill be fine even if you burst one. And yes I know, but I am being serious; let us skip the trial, I dont want the Angels to get pissed at me bypassing the censor too much again.

What is even the censor? Can you talk about that?

Oh its just a set of orders your scribe cant disobey, Erredis explained, tapping her temple with a finger. Like a leash the system uses to control its scribes and users, to make sure things go how the system wants. Mess with it too much and your scribell self-destruct. You dont want that.

You sure know a lot about the system.

I see what youre trying to do, Sofia. I know things, yes, but until you find a way to prevent the Angels from coming to bother me at my door, Im not telling.

Are they even really strong enough to bother you?

Erredis looked to the side as if something else had caught her attention causing her to miss the question.

Fine

Well, I think youll want to hear what comes next, since it has to do with another Dragon.

Really?! And hes not found you yet?! Erredis sounded thoroughly annoyed.

Sofia had recounted the events up to the moment she learned Saria had been taken away by a Dragon and how she was now looking for them. She had even brought out another copy of the dragons handprint sculpted in bones for her to see.

The rabbit-dragon-woman frowned as she observed the sculpture. Must be a young one, she remarked, And one with very bad manners, at that! I cant believe he would have gotten your sister and left you to rot in an orphanage!

Its not like they owe me anything

No. You do not understand. We Dragons have many strengths. Do you know whats not one of them?

I dont know, being humble?

Erredis face contorted a bit, she tried to look serious but half her mouth still smirked. You could use some of that, you really ought to stop drinking that moonspring water for now, young lady, its getting to your head.

Sorry. It is a bit like alcohol somehow But it has water in the name

Bah! Back to my question, all humbleness aside, we Dragons are bad at having offsprings. Terribly horrendously bad. And there is no workaround. So, there is something deeply ingrained in our culture. Each person counts. Family is sacred.

That Its not how I imagined it at all but if you say so. A far cry from the fire-breathing calamities of nature the books paints you as.

One does not exclude the other. Point is, family is sacred. If you are going to rescue someone, you better damn well see it through all the way and not be a fucking boor leaving the siblings to die some unknown fate!

Well It would have been hard to find me until I got my class and started moving, especially if they thought I was dead because of the tide

Oh, the moon castle.

I fell asleep on the chair?

By reflex, she checked her things, everything was still there, but she was wearing the three pieces of her saint set for some reason. And Sofia sensed Pareth standing guard right outside of the room.

Did Erredis carry me here?

What guest? Im just a freeloader now

But why

Why is an old outcast dragon so nice to me?

I didnt Do anything to deserve it

Dealing with all these old monsters, powerful people, out of reach. Its always tense. They always have their own motives. Im left wondering, everytime, whether Im really making a good deal or being taken advantage of. They could all so easily get rid of me. A fly they can just swat away and make disappear.

But this time I dont know. I just lost control

Outside the door, Pareth moved. The door flung open, revealing Erredis in a different form. Gone were the cute bunny ears and flowing dress. She had three pairs of dark horns growing from her head, black eyes deep like an abyss, and a black, battle-worn heavy plate armor, making her look more imposing than the almost twice as tall skeleton standing next to her. She held her helmet under one arm and a rune-covered halberd in the other.

Finally awake! I was starting to think youd be down forever.

How long was I out?

Oh, about three hours. An eternity!

Just three hours? I feel like I slept for a week.

You look refreshed. I slipped the anklet on you while you were down, I hope you dont mind. The four piece set effect should have helped. Now come, if youre ready, we have some rot to play with!

Ah! Im coming. But why the armor though? Also, is that a mithrium halberd?!

You can tell from there? It is, yes, this baby served me well in my prime, a lot more practical than giant claws. And the armor, well, if were going to compare rot, we need to do it for real. I was thinking we could give some moon pests a bit of an accelerated diet.

D- Do the moon pests have enough strength to harm you if youre not wearing armor?

Im not going!

Not in a billion years. But a fight is a fight. You should respect your opponents and always fight like your life's on the line. And it very well may be! You never know whos hiding in ambush waiting for you to turn your back and stab you eight times in the kidneys with a jagged poison-coated cursed dagger of dragon-slaying. How do you think I lived to become so old? Better safe than sorry!

So specific! That totally happened to you didnt it?! And she survived that?!

Wait Yeah, no, of course she would have survived. Shes a dragon. A level 524 dragon.