Chapter 109: Second World: The Distractive Pink Vibrator

After the appearance of the now-dead zerg, the entire store fell in utter silence completely deserted in a split second. It was eerie silent with barely audible snarls and grunts coming from the zerg sounding more like some form of language. His hyperactive senses could detect the zerg stealthy entering the clothing store while blowing out the store lights making the room ill-lit with the only source of light coming from the corridor outside barely lighting the store. The ominous bone-chilling atmosphere intensified at the sound of broken glass shards crunching under the Zerg's claw-like feet.

Wen Qinxi gestured with his finger for them to be silent and helped the ashen-faced Mama Qie as they crouched down slowly distancing themselves from the predator's corpse. This kind of scary situation was a first for Wen Qinxi, his first time experiencing a live-action horror movie scene with no way to guarantee his safety. Though he had the necessary skill set to survive this ordeal he was overcome with the fear of facing those creatures face to face.

This character was indeed capable, even though he was petrified with a cold chill running down his spine he still knew what to do and how to do it well in advance. He led the couple to a well-hidden corner while surveying the surrounding while urging the Qie couple to hide inside the clothing rack. The couple simultaneously looked up at the sexy lingerie hanging above their heads before giving him funny looks. Wen Qinxi hesitantly followed their gaze and nervously laughed saying, "Pfft....This is perfect. Even the zerg will be too embarrassed to search for you here," in a half-joking manner.

Just when he thought things wouldn't get any more awkward than this, a pair of crotchless black thong underwear that could barely cover the front fell from the hanger above straight onto Papa Qie's head. Wen Qinxi had to fend off his urge to laugh as he the older man slowly removed the underwear from his head and curiously stared at it for a good minute as though trying to figure out how one would put it on.

Mama Qie naturally couldn't bear it anymore slapping the thong out of her husband's hand while glaring at him. This was too comical but because he was in a life-threatening situation Wen Qinxi had put a note to self to laugh later.

Though braving it out Wen Qinxi was so terrified that he unconsciously leaked minuscule pheromones as he nervously rubbed his thumb against his index finger. Because he was pre-occupied with more pressing matters, he didn't notice the subtle pheromones that only an experienced omega would notice and that experience omega was Mama Qie.

Mama Qie smelt the faint pheromones and found the scent a bit familiar. While the masked man was looking away she took another whiff while carefully scrutinising him. That familiar plumeria omega scent swept her senses once more and she had a moment of enlightenment. As an omega, she was extremely sensitive when it came to other omega pheromones. It was to the point that she could tell who the omega was by the scent of their pheromones especially of her close associates. 

She could only associate that scent with one person and that person was already deceased. Baffled, she took another whiff to confirm her suspicions. There was no doubt in her mind that this was indeed a pheromone unique to Empress Xiejie. Mama Qie was more stupefied by the familiar scent than the fact that their saviour who single-handily took down a zerg was an omega.

She would have brushed it off as coincidence but that repetitive mannerism confirmed it as the saying goes 'the rivers and mountains may change but one's essential nature' (a leopard can't change its spots). The masked man constantly rubbed his thumb against his index finger and she knew only one person who had that unbreakable habit. Mama Qie couldn't believe her eyes gawking at him even when he finally turned to look at them.

"Are you okay?" he asked vigilantly surveying the area but could feel Mama Qie's gaze continuously burrowing through his skin making feel ill at ease. Papa Qie nodded his head but his wife was mute awkwardly looking at the Katsura masked man.

Wen Qinxi took another pistol from his shoulder holster fiddling with it first before handing it to the retired Marshal. Papa Qie gazed at the pistol in astonishment, this weapon was light years ahead of the ones issued in the fleet. It felt light to the touch but the amount of damage it could deliver was ten times better powered by an element completely new to him. 

He looked up to the masked man in awe pondering where this man got his hands on such a godly weapon. "Pair it with your DNA here," he said showing him red light on the pistol, "Senior Marshal, l would have to trouble you to come out of retirement," before silently scurrying off at light speed into the darkness leaving behind a dumbfounded Papa Qie.

Wen Qinxi hadn't gone far when he noticed a tall bulky zerg sniffing the air with its narrow nostrils scouting for its prey. Wen Qinxi's body tensed up with cold sweat dripping all over his body as he sank back into the sea of clothes, lucky for him it hadn't noticed him yet. After pumping himself up with some courage, he darted towards a nearby cashier's counter and hid struggling to control his breathing.

Though he was well-hidden, the zerg seemed to have sensed something as it slowly approached the cashier counter assuming an offensive stance ready to attack at any moment. Wen Qinxi could sense the zerg's presence with his body turning numb to the point of forgetting to breathe as a chill crept up his spine. While wiping the sweat off his forehead, a strange idea suddenly flashed through his mind. Wen Qinxi felt around the counter looking for anything useful but apart from a pair of scissors, hangers and returned clothes there was nothing suitable to serve as a distraction.

Just when he had given up pondering over a second plan, he noticed an open drawer reserved for employees. He quietly rummaged through the drawer and found a pink shopping back with the label Funland thinking, 'There should be some kind of kids toy or something noisy that can....fuck what the hell is this?'

He was suddenly faced with a pink long stick-like thing with an on and off button but the nerd simply couldn't catch up. 'Ahem...boss its a....um...vibrator for women,' said the system inputting a reminder in its diary to make fun of Wen Qinxi.

Wen Qinxi's palms felt like they were being scolded by that long intermediate thing which he almost dropped yelling, 'It's so fuckin big how does it even fit inside the.....um....you know.....fuck. No wonder girls stay single for longer.'

'Boss stop playing with the fuckin vibrator and throw it otherwise you are dead,' said the system thinking Wen Qinxi survived the entire first world but might be taken down by a pink vibrator at the beginning of the second world.

'Fine, fine no need to be snippy,' successfully switching it on and flinging at the opposite direction. The pink thing was indeed attention-seeking wiggly at a fast pace on the ground accompanied by a loud vibrating sound. The zerg was naturally curious walking away from the cashier's counter fascinated by the pink thing. The vibrator suddenly glowed a green flashing light gradually increasing speed in elation.

Wen Qinxi, "...."

'Why does it have lights?' asked Wen Qinxi while stealthy jumping over counter planning a sneak attack on the inattentive zerg.

'Pfft.....so it can see the airport, ha!' replied the system snickering but it was soon unable to laugh as Wen Qinxi fired a perfect shot at the zerg curiously poking the vibrator. The displeased zerg let out a beastly growl glaring at him with creepy yellow eyes before charging towards the masked man.

"Shit!" cursed Wen Qinxi evading its attack by leaping over the zerg while shooting two more shots mid-air. Another perfectly executed shot but the bulky Zerg wouldn't go down. Wen Qinxi ran as fast as he could with the Zerg blasting a laser gun in his direction but its actions had inevitably slowed down. The flustered omega grabbed a heavy life-like mannequin and flung it at the weak zerg's head. Normally this wouldn't have worked but the alien had already sustained three shots in the head. The mannequin was the final nail to the coffin as the zerg came crashing down with a loud thud.