Having been stabbed by Qiao Mu, Ji Ye vomited three liters of blood. After living for thirty years, this was the first time he had the thought of dying.
Pui! He's a man! Male! If it wasn't for his sister-in-law, if it were anyone else, he would have taken off his pants for her to see. Then, he would have ripped that person into ten thousand pieces!
He knew that he was good-looking, with a deep face and sparkling eyes. His entire face could be described as devilish, but this was the first time in his life that someone had taken him for a girl!
He straightened his back and said, "Sister-in-law, I'm a man!"
Qiao Mu let out a silly laugh. One of her small hands continued to stroke Ji Nu's face. The other hand was not idle as it attacked Ji Nu's chest while her eyes narrowed for a moment.
"Don't lie to me when I'm small, you're already so big yet you call yourself a man."
This time, not only did Ji Ye's hand tremble, even his heart was trembling. Black lines appeared on his forehead.
He resisted the urge to stab himself in his heart and twist the knife 360 degrees. How could he be eaten by someone this big? The key was that he still couldn't do anything to her, because she was the tip of his heart, his little sister-in-law.
With a blush on his face, he took a few deep breaths and suppressed the raging fire that was about to reach his head.
"Sister-in-law, I-I have the Moon Fierce Body!"
Qiao Mu automatically ignored his words and continued to go crazy from the alcohol. "Wow, your skin is so good. It's white and smooth. Elder sister, can I kiss you?"
Ji Su quivered and hurriedly raised his head, refusing to obey. If this kiss was placed on his face, Mu Qiao would be able to take off his own face.
Suddenly, one hand tightly grasped Qiao Mu's slender wrist. The other hand hooked onto Qiao Mu's slender waist and pulled her into his embrace.
He placed one of Qiao Mu's hands on his chest and the other on his own face. His lips curled up into a smile that could shake the world. His voice was extremely gentle. "If you want to touch, just touch mine."
He shook off the goosebumps on his skin. Uh, uh, uh, old men who get acid are scary.
Qiao Mu stared at that gentle face for a while. "Old bastard? Why are you here? Didn't you take the little demon spirit to get a room? "
Xi Muqiao's handsome face immediately darkened. Raising an eyebrow, he brought the little demon to get a room? Little Rascal, her eyes saw him taking Little Devil's essence to get a room with him!
His face was warm and fair as he held up Qiao Mu's small face. Looking at that face that he had been yearning for day and night, that soft and small eyes made his heart feel as if it had been struck by something. Something seemed to be slowly shattering his heart as he spoke, "Your husband will bring Little Demon to get a room. Your husband will bring Little Mu to get a room."
Ji Ye: "…"
Damn it! He had seen Flowing Tree before, but this was the first time he saw one that could make him look so fresh and refined.
Qiao Mu blushed as he lowered his head. His small hands were fiddling with the third button on the man's shirt. He was so blunt that he couldn't react.
Xi Muqiao bent over and used an exceptionally gentle voice to coax beside Qiao Mu's ear, "Be good and follow your husband back to your room. Tomorrow morning, I'll take you to eat crab yellow buns. You can eat however much you want."
Qiao Mu's eyes lit up as he nodded his head heavily. "Alright!"
Ji Shou, who was watching from the side, was dumbstruck. With a pained expression, he grinded his teeth and cursed at Xi Mubai.
The little white rabbit was tricked away by the big bad wolf just like that! If it fell into the hands of a bird like Xi Muqiao, his sister-in-law would definitely be gnawed to the point that not even dregs would remain!
Xi Muqiao carried Qiao Mu and walked two steps away before stopping. He turned around to look at the drunk He Miao and Qiu Ning who had died on the table. He raised his chin towards Ji Ye and said, "Take good care of these two. They are your sister-in-law's best friends. If anything happens, your sister-in-law will skin you alive!"
He picked up Qiao Mu's backpack and hung it on his arm before heading to the second floor.
Looking at the two drunk beauties, Ji Ye was so angry that he jumped up and down. "F * ck!" Is this still my territory? Am I the boss or is he the boss!? Why do you have so much skill at ordering people around!? "
Southern Linfan looked at the back of Xi Muqiao and happily pouted. "Let's go."
"Ai, don't. Help me bring these two beauties upstairs. I'm worried about others!"
Without even turning back, he waved his hand, leaving Mo Wuji with a view of his elegant back.
"…"
As soon as he entered the room, Xi Muqiao pressed Little Rascal against the wall and, with a hooked leg, slammed the door shut, causing the entire room's walls to tremble.
He had planned on doing this for several days. When he pressed Qiao Mu against the wall to cover his small mouth to savor the taste, his heart suddenly relaxed and a few words appeared in his mind.
It finally hit!
A strong smell of alcohol spread through his mouth. He frowned, wondering how much alcohol Little Rascal had drunk. When he thought about how enchanting she was on stage, and how she had laughed so evilly, he got angry and bit her lips.
she cried. "Ah ah ah, it hurts!"
When Xi Muqiao released her, he noticed that she had a frown and a delicate face. She was bright red and her eyes were misty, making her look somewhat pitiful.
His eyes darkened. All the breath that came out of his throat was fire. He was angry, but there were also other flames that Little Rascal pulled out. He pinched her chin and pecked at the corner of her lips while gritting his teeth.
"You twisted your waist pretty well. Let me see you twist one more time."
Feeling the anger of the man, Qiao Mu shrunk his head back and opened his mouth widely. He shook his head, "No, no, I'm tired."
Xi Mubai Qiao was about to be hooked to death by her muddleheaded appearance. He panted and pinched her pink-white face, unable to let go.
"You, who are you?"
Xi Muqiao's pinched her face and spoke in a low and mellow voice, "You don't even recognize your husband?"
Qiao Mu opened his hazy eyes wide and stared at him. After a long time, he said, "My husband is Gey!"
Then she sang, "Myboyfriendisgry!"
The handsome face of the man instantly turned pitch-black. The fury in his eyes was instantly suppressed. Damn it! He had just accumulated some warmth. The atmosphere was shattered by Little Rascal's words.
He had an incomparable headache, and closed his eyes as if resigned to his fate. Who knew that he would fall for this little bastard who didn't understand romance?
He leaned forward, his voice puzzled. "Ma'am, if I'm gay, you'll know soon enough."
Qiao Mu suddenly raised his head. Pink lumps appeared on his snow-white neck and his body couldn't help but tremble slightly.
Xi Muqiao's entire body went numb when he heard this, and his heart was filled with hot blood that rushed to a certain place.